Zongman: Unknowingly trapped in the hatchet

"what?"

After hearing Hikigaya's cold words, the white-haired man covered his heart with his right hand and took several steps back, looking greatly shocked.

Then he covered half of his face with one hand and laughed wildly.

"Haha, I understand. It seems that the war a thousand years ago caused you to lose all your memories about me.

But it doesn't matter! When I go back to that battlefield with you, you will be able to recall the time when we fought side by side and that war that was like hell!"

"Eh? Xiaoqing, Xiaoxue, I don't understand what this person is saying."

Yui subconsciously pulled at the corners of Yukinoshita and Su Qing's clothes. Since Yukinoshita had no exposure to otaku culture, she looked embarrassed for a moment and was obviously unable to give an answer.

Su Qing on the side turned back helplessly and explained patiently.

"This person is actually a chuunibyou. The general translation should be that he used to be a team or partner with Hikigaya, but now Hikigaya doesn't acknowledge this friend."

"Are they friends? Then why don't they admit it."

"I told you I really don't know him..." Hikigaya felt a little guilty. He had long since graduated from his chuunibyou syndrome. During that period of time, he just suffered from a syndrome that every adolescent boy would suffer from!

"Hmm... maybe it's because Hikigaya was a chuunibyou to begin with, and now that he's graduated he doesn't want to..."

Su Qing was still inferring and analyzing, but Hikigaya, seeing that he could no longer hide the truth, interrupted him.

"So, what are you doing here? Zaimokuza."

"See, we actually know each other, so Hikigaya is actually a tsundere, probably."

Su Qing came to the final conclusion.

"Please briefly introduce yourself."

The one who spoke was Yukinoshita. Even though she knew the names of everyone in the school, she was just as unfamiliar with the white-haired man in front of her as she was with Hikigaya. Isn't it true that birds of a feather flock together?

"I never thought that after a thousand years, my name has been forgotten by the world? No wonder Hachiman Bodhisattva lost my memory... So it turns out that I am not tolerated by heaven and earth?

Well then, mortals, remember my title, my name is Swordsman General, Zaimokuza Yoshiteru!"

Zaimokuza put away the emperor's new katana, then put it into the emperor's new scabbard with a solemn ceremony, and proudly announced his name to Yukinoshita and everyone else.

"Is this the commission you introduced?"

Yukinoshita looked at Hikigaya. Since Zaimokuza and Hikigaya were obviously acquaintances, Hikigaya naturally became the number one suspect.

"No, although I know him for a fact, almost no one knows that I joined the Service Club."

Hikigaya picked himself clean.

"She probably knew about the Service Club from Shizue-sensei, but she agreed to come because of Hikigaya. Shizue-sensei is really a shrewd person."

Su Qing analyzed.

"That's right. It is a blessing for future generations to still have a wise man like you a thousand years later! When I was looking for the reincarnation of Hachiman Great Bodhisattva, Hiratsuka Shizuka told me that he was here and would fulfill my wish."

As he spoke, Zaimokuza became even more excited, and put his hands on Hikigaya's shoulders, shouting excitedly.

"Come on, Hachiman, fulfill the master-servant contract made a thousand years ago, realize my wish, and then share this vast world with me."

"No, the Ministry of Service is only extending a helping hand to you, but will not directly help you realize your so-called wish."

Yukinoshita once again explained how Hiratsuka-sensei promoted the Service Club. There should be a limit to false advertising.

Su Qing's train of thought was relatively simple. The first thing he did was to promote the anti-fraud app so that Japanese students could experience the wisdom from the mainland and avoid being sold out by Xiao Jing and counting money for her.

"That's not important. What's important is Hachiman. I will always treat you equally. As long as you nod, half of the country will be yours."

"Not a master-servant relationship?"

Su Qing asked.

"Gurgle gurgle... The thousand-year friendship between Hachiman and I has long been beyond the realm of master and servant. Don't worry about those details..."

"Xiaoqing, Xiaoxue~"

Yui is really confused right now. She has been unable to follow the train of thought of the white-haired man in front of her. She only knows that his name is Zaimokuza, and she doesn't understand anything else.

Yukinoshita looked at Yui, who was half a body length away from her, and gently touched her hand to indicate that it was okay, then looked at Su Qing beside her and asked.

"So, can you explain what Chuunibyou is?"

"Chuunibyou? It's putting yourself in the shoes of the characters in those works, adopting the worldview and settings in them, and saying and doing some bizarre things at inappropriate times."

Su Qing gave his own understanding of chuunibyou.

"Thank you, I see. That's consistent with his current behavior. So he is putting himself in the role of a swordsman?"

"Well, probably because the names are the same, I used Ashikaga Yoshiteru, the 13th shogun of the Muromachi shogunate, as the basis, and added other fantasy novel worlds to derive the role.

"As for Hachiman Great Bodhisattva, it should be associated with Hachiman Great Bodhisattva who was worshipped as the God of War by Seiwa Genji."

Su Qing recalled the Neon history he had learned during this period. After all, Neon has now joined China and is a part of Chinese history.

"So, Chuunibyou isn't a real disease?"

Yui, who was standing by, expressed her opinion with a bit of disbelief.

Su Qing gave him an approving look and praised him.

"Yes, Yui has made progress. Chuunibyou is indeed not a disease."

"Hachiman, who on earth is this person? He was able to see through our origins with just a few words. It's so terrifying."

Zaimokuza looked at Hikigaya in horror, trying to get an explanation, but the only response he got was a roll of his eyes from Hikigaya.

"Your settings are too easy to guess, they are just famous names in history.

By the way, Su Qing, didn’t you just transfer here? Did you already know all this before transferring here? "

Hikigaya looked at Su Qing curiously. Although it was not difficult to guess for those who were more familiar with the history of the island, it was undoubtedly difficult for a transfer student from the mainland.

"Well, that's not the case. I've just been learning these things since the beginning of the school year, and my memory is pretty good."

Su Qing explained modestly.

Yukinoshita looked at Su Qing in surprise. This kind of memory was not just "okay". She nodded thoughtfully, walked to Caibusuo, folded her arms and asked.

"So, your commission is to help you correct this strange Chuunibyou and return to a normal life?"

Zaimokuza ignored Yukinoshita's question. Instead, his body began to tremble in an inexplicable rhythm and he looked at Hikigaya.

"The time has come. It's time to fulfill the thousand-year covenant we made between us!"

"Please look at me while I'm talking to you and answer my questions."

Yukinoshita's cold voice chilled Zaimokuza's heart, and he laughed awkwardly.

"As a reasonable person, I..."

"And stop speaking with such a weird accent and setting. This is modern times."

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