Zongman: Unknowingly trapped in the hatchet

In the afternoon, cooking in the lab.

N hours have passed since Su Qing made the strange declaration of shame.

But at this moment, Su Qing did not have the extra time to be embarrassed and scrape out a three-bedroom, one-living-room apartment for his readers in Tokyo, where every inch of land is valuable.

At this moment, he is facing an extremely important test in his life.

First, let us recall the glorious past...

"Director, this is bad! Many people in the hospital have food poisoning. I've called the hospital to come over."

"Food poisoning? How could this happen? Go check where the ingredients come from and what did these bastards sell us!"

"..."

"Why don't you go quickly?"

"Dean, the ingredients should be fine. In fact, Su Qing made today's lunch. He said that everyone had worked hard and wanted to reward everyone..."

"Oh my god, I was wondering why I started having diarrhea just now. I won't say anything more. I feel the pain again."

"Dean, I know you are in a hurry, but you have been in there for half an hour. Please, come out quickly. I can't hold it anymore."

"Go to hell! Turn right and go under the big tree in the yard. It's a good time to fertilize it!"

……

Inside the compound, young Su Qing leaned against the wall, being tortured by everyone.

"Hey, stop hitting me, or something bad will happen."

"That's right. How can we fight if something goes wrong?"

……

"Okay, stop scaring him. He's still so young and he means well."

"Hahaha, isn't this the dean? We were just joking with Su Qing. How could we bear to really hit him?"

The dean came over from the toilet. Although his hair was gray, he walked steadily, stood straight, and was still strong. He came to the young Su Qing and gently rubbed Su Qing's head with his wrinkled hands, his eyes full of kindness and concern.

"Xiao Suqing, the dean knows that you are a good child. The lunch I made today was also very good, but please don't make it again next time."

"Dean, I understand. I won't touch it again in the future...Also, Dean, did you not wash your hands after going to the toilet..."

"..."

The dean's hand suddenly stopped, and he slowly withdrew it. Then he put his hands behind his waist and left the yard, leaving only one sentence behind.

"Hit me, hit me hard!"

……

Let me think, which thigh should I hug more comfortably?

It is not impossible for one person to complete the cooking work alone, but if that person is Su Qing, then it is absolutely impossible.

It is quite difficult to form a team. Most of the people in the class have their own small circles, and after a semester, they all have their own default team members.

As for why he didn't team up with Yuigahama Yui, Su Qing felt that adding negatives would only make negatives worse. What's more, Yui also had to be with her friends. She also had her own circle, and it wouldn't be appropriate to force her into joining him.

Speaking of which, I don’t know if Sabre is still alive after eating the “charcoal”. The child is still quite cute. What a pity. Being a dog is not easy these days.

So, if we want to find someone, can we only look for those unknown people in the class who don’t have their own social circle? For example…

"Hikigaya, if no one wants to team up with you, then join me."

"Ah? Of course you can..."

"It would be great"

……

Take it back, not good at all.

"Hikigaya, so you can't cook either?"

"Cooking? That kind of thing is too troublesome for me. It's more convenient to eat ready-made food."

"Ready-made?"

Su Qing was puzzled. How come, Hikigaya, you also have an angel as your neighbor?

"Ah, it's just that my sister usually cooks the dishes at home..."

When Hikigaya Hachiman mentioned his sister, his tone was filled with pride.

Sister? She’s actually a sister version of an angel!

Damn it, I want one like this too!

"Well, let's try it first. I'll help you prepare the ingredients."

"Well, aren't you from the mainland? It's amazing that you can live alone even though you can't cook."

It's so awkward. Eating the bento and instant noodles from a convenience store is like eating your rice!

After Su Qing and Hikigaya frantically operated, a dish of unknown ingredients with a mysterious atmosphere was freshly baked~

Item name: Unspeakable food

Introduction: It looks a bit hard to swallow, just eat it if you are really hungry.

Isn't this the failed product that newbies often make before tomorrow? How did it get here?

For a moment, just like the birth of a treasure in the world of immortal cultivation accompanied by strange phenomena such as golden light, this dish also exuded a fragrance ten miles away, attracting everyone in the cooking laboratory.

"No, who is this? Do you have any manners?"

"It's so unbearable, Lao Ba, go feed it, I can't stand it anymore"

"No, do you really think I don't know who Lao Ba is? And even Lao Ba can't swallow the real thing."

As soon as Hikigaya Hachiman saw them making this strange food, he quickly destroyed it in the trash can, took out several pieces of paper from his pocket and covered it with them, trying to cover up the smell. Then he strode to the classroom window and opened it. After doing everything, he returned to his original position and breathed a sigh of relief.

I was almost the one who poisoned the entire class!

Although I am not good at cooking, I have taken cooking classes before, and I have never made such a terrible weapon. If there is only one difference, it can only be...

After finishing his thoughts, Hikigaya Hachiman looked at Su Qing, who was standing aside and tapping the electronic wooden fish with his mobile phone.

This guy, is he going to knock me over as well?

Su Qing felt guilty at this moment. I'm sorry, Dean, I couldn't satisfy you and disappoint you. My cooking skills haven't improved after so many years.

"Well, it looks like we still have a long way to go in our cooking career. Don't you agree, Hikigaya?"

Hikigaya was helpless. No, it was obvious that the cooking journey had not even begun, and it was yours, not ours.

"So what should we do next? Otherwise, we can just go find another group and borrow some for our homework."

Su Qing stared thoughtfully at some groups that had finished their work long ago, and said solemnly.

Although this kind of behavior is shameful, it is better than making the same dark dish again. According to dy's famous lawyer Zhang San, Su Qing can be convicted of endangering public safety.

Hikigaya obviously didn't expect Su Qing to make this suggestion. He didn't expect this guy to be so smart.

However, Hikigaya thought about it and refused.

"I'm afraid not. Other groups may not do as much extra work. If we have too little homework, the teacher will easily notice it."

Su Qing touched his chin and continued.

"It's okay, just get a few more groups to come up with a dish, the teacher will only grade you for one bite anyway."

Damn it!

Just when Hikigaya was about to ask how he could get so many groups, a voice came from somewhere.

"Um, Hikigaya, are you guys in trouble? I can help you if you're willing."

Hikigaya and Su Qing looked at the person who was speaking at the same time. The person had soft and slightly fluffy short hair, and the hair color was elegant brown, giving people a warm and gentle feeling. The hair seemed to always have a natural slight curl, gently sticking to the forehead and ears, adding a bit of cuteness and playfulness to it.

Clear and bright big eyes, slightly small lips and a faint smile make people feel particularly kind and warm.

She has elegant manners and gentle temperament, showing the demeanor of a lady from a noble family.

So cute, it must be a girl!

After seeing who was coming, Su Qing already knew who he/she was.

Totsuka Ayaka, male? Doubtful. She has no obvious close male or female friends. Because of her feminine appearance, mannerisms, and words and deeds, she is often mistaken for a female in the class, but she always insists that she is a male and an active member of the tennis club.

"us……"

"Totsuka-san, we did encounter some problems. As you can see, the dish we just made was a failure. It would be great if you could come and help us."

Su Qing was surprised. It was not like Hikigaya to interrupt other people's conversation. Then he saw Hikigaya's eyes kept dodging, but he still glanced at Totsuka Ayaka from time to time.

"Hikigaya, you don't have to be so polite. Just call me Ayaka. Then I'll help you guys do it."

"Okay, then, I'll trouble you, Ayaka. You can also call me Hachiman."

"I'm so happy. This is the first time we call each other by our names, Hachiman."

Call it again! Just call it again!

Hikigaya Hachiman blushed slightly and scratched the back of his head feeling a little embarrassed.

At this time, Su Qing stood aside like a light bulb, not daring to speak loudly. Of course, given his talent for cooking, he had no right to speak.

……

After Totsuka Ayaka and Hikigaya finished their meal together, a plate of freshly prepared chicken salad came out, and the aroma filled the air.

"How's it going Hachiman?"

Totsuka stood on tiptoe and looked at Hikigaya with great anticipation. His originally bright big eyes were now twinkling as if they could speak.

Don't look at me like that, or I might really get moved.

Hikigaya avoided his gaze, took a bite with a spoon, and exclaimed.

"Aika, your talent for cooking is truly terrifying."

In comparison, the other person's cooking talent is also terrifyingly strong to some extent.

Don’t say who it is, it’s Allah.

"Hehe, it's not that exaggerated. It's all because of your good cooperation, Hachiman."

Totsuka felt a little embarrassed by the praise and lowered his head slightly. His originally rosy little face turned red like a ripe apple, and his hands unconsciously grasped the corner of his clothes.

"Oh, by the way, Su Qingjun, come and try it too."

"Okay, thank you Totsuka-san, I really don't know what I would do without you."

This was a lie. Su Qing had actually been eyeing Totsuka Ayaka's group for a long time. He had originally planned to ask for external aid after their failure, but he didn't expect that the external aid would come directly and be given to him for free.

"Um……"

After Su Qing took a bite, he made a smacking sound in his mouth as if he was savoring the taste carefully.

"How is it, Su Qingjun?"

Just as Su Qing was about to answer, he felt a gaze coming from Hikigaya. At this moment, his dead fish eyes opened wider than usual, and Su Qing also saw what Hikigaya wanted to express.

Tell me it’s delicious, tell me it’s delicious!

Su Qing felt somewhat helpless. Hikigaya was really a man who forgot his loyalty for the sake of beauty, although there really was no loyalty between the two of them now.

"Of course it's delicious. Totsuka-san's cooking is really amazing. Hikigaya wasn't exaggerating. After all, this is made by you. I guess it will taste better to him."

"Really, really?"

Totsuka Ayaka suddenly became excited, with an unprecedented light flashing in her eyes. She stared closely at Hikigaya who was standing not far away. There was a faint smile on that delicate face, as beautiful as a flower blooming in spring.

Su Qing, this guy, was tricked by him.

“Well, for me, it is indeed the most delicious food I have ever eaten.”

Hikigaya shrank back a little, silently saying "I'm sorry, Komachi-nii" in his mind, and then answered sincerely and decisively.

"Great! Can I be in the same group with you guys in cooking classes from now on?"

Damn, who can resist such a pure look?

Hikigaya Hachiman looked at Su Qing, and Su Qing gave him a look that said "you can do whatever you want", and Hikigaya immediately understood what he meant.

"Of course, I'd rather say, please, Ayaka."

"Yeah! I'll try my best!"

When Totsuka Ayaka heard that she could cook with Hikigaya in the future, she jumped twice in excitement.

Unable to bear the youthful, lively and lovely Totsuka, Hikigaya could only continue touching his ears and looking elsewhere.

……

The camera turned to Yuigahama Yui who was sitting in the back group. In fact, she had been secretly watching Su Qing and his group when they were making indescribable food. Since the distance was not far, she could roughly hear the content of the conversation.

Do dishes made by hand taste better? Does Xiaoqing think so too?

Otherwise, why not try a few more times?

At this moment, the girl was caught in this little dilemma...