Zongman: Unknowingly trapped in the hatchet

Egg Gray Car, a small puzzle and casual game suitable for children aged 8+, is loved by children for its exquisite and cute style. It is also easy to operate and can cultivate teamwork ability. It is interesting and competitive at the same time, which promotes the development of thinking. Many idle college students do not say it openly, but play it secretly.

Huh? (panicked)

I didn’t play with the Eggboy Grey Car! (Frightened)

Grab the phone and unload the egg truck (sarcasm)

No, please let me play the Eggboy Gray Car again! I'm willing to do anything you ask me to do! (Holding the thigh and begging)

……

"No, why are they throwing all the props to me? Do you know how to play games?"

Su Qing watched as the top three finished the laps and reached the finish line. He put down the handle with despair, fell to the floor with his back facing the sky, and looked at the ceiling, doubting the ELO mechanism.

Su Qing, stand up! Although the top three have been decided, there are still fourth and fifth. The outcome is still unknown. If you insist on finishing the race, you will be the first place!

What? There are only four tracks, right? If the top three finishers are determined and the fourth one doesn't deserve to finish, then that's fine.

Su Qing is a scumbag!

So who is winning this game?

At this time, the screen has come to the settlement interface, and the character standing in the middle of the championship seat is controlled by Shiina. Because his color is close to Shiina's flaxen long hair, we will call him - Xiao Huang!

Shiina Mahiru put down the controller and couldn't help laughing when she saw Su Qing's expression, but she laughed very reservedly and used her delicate hands to cover it, so Su Qing...

So Su Qing felt that he had suffered 10,000 points of critical damage.

Then the girl sighed again.

"It's really fun! This is the first time I've played such a fun game."

This is...

This is indeed true. After all, the first game I played was Street Fighter, and this Eggman Speed ​​is the second game I played. I won several first places. How could it not be fun?

Shiina Mahiru was extremely pleased with herself at this moment. She stared with her big eyes at Su Qing, who was lying on the side and was hit several times by props. Her beautiful eyes blinked, and she clasped her hands together, clenched her fists upwards, looking as if she was eager to try again and again.

My child, you are now invincible and can now become a disciple. Your teacher can no longer teach you anything.

Even though he wanted to say that, the spirit of a man who never admits defeat suddenly surged up in his heart. It was definitely not because of Shiina Mahiru's pitiful appearance at this moment that he softened his heart.

Log in and play again! I will play seriously this time, okay?

As the game began, Su Qing and Shiina Mahiru began to stare at the screen in front of them intently again, using both hands to operate the handles to continuously control the car's acceleration, turning and picking up props.

This time, the opponents seemed to be quite strong. The four cars were only one or half a parking space apart. The scene was heated and the situation was stalemate.

Su Qing knew that this was the favor of the elo mechanism. Only by matching with strong opponents can my strength be highlighted. The few times just now must have been their novice protectors. How could anyone be so lucky to have a bunch of negative buffs thrown on himself?

This time, we will definitely win and return to the top!

With a bang, the two matched masters quickly picked up the super rare rocket launcher and threw it at Su Qing's car. The car broke apart with Su Qing's heart and left this nostalgic track forever.

Su Qing, OUT

My head is itchy, is it going to grow a brain?

Does your 8+ puzzle game allow players to pick up a rocket launcher and blow up other people's cars and then blast them out of the tunnel? Have you considered that this is likely to harm the physical and mental health of the majority of children, and how it is not conducive to personal development?

I want to ask you how you passed the interrogation. Can you teach me?

Su Qing took out his mobile phone angrily and searched quickly with the speed of his hands after being single for many years. He found that 99.99% of the people playing this game were college students. He put the phone away as if he had received a satisfactory answer.

College students, this is normal.

At this point, Su Qing leaned back slightly, supported himself on the floor with his arms, and began to appreciate the performance of Shiina.

But what he didn't expect was that the joke he just made actually came true.

Shiina Mahiru was holding the colorful game controller tightly in her hand, her eyes sparkling with excitement and concentration. As the roar of the car engine echoed in the room, her body seemed to merge with the car in the game, and she couldn't help but follow every subtle turn, acceleration, and drift.

Whenever the car makes a sharp turn on the track, she will turn slightly sideways, as if she is really in the cockpit, using all her strength to fight the invisible centrifugal force; and when the car sprints in a straight line with an explosive sense of speed, she will unconsciously straighten her back and grip the handles tightly with both hands, as if to transfer all her strength to the car on the screen.

Unfortunately, all of this was just Su Qing's imagination before he was kicked off the track.

Little Shiina is now a real child. With every turn of the car, her body swings greatly. Since there are many turns on this map, Shiina's body tilts to the left and then to the right. To Su Qing, she looks like a big beautiful girl tumbler.

Since this game does not require a gyroscope to operate and the controller does not come with a gyroscope sensor, there is only one explanation for Shiina's actions at this time, right?

That’s right, Shiina has already cultivated to the point where man and car have become one.

I admire you.

But isn't this a bit too cute?

Then, when turning a big corner, the tumbler classmate fell on Su Qing's thigh with a bang. Su Qing couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Haha, actually it's okay even if my body doesn't move with it, right?"

Laughing and supporting, Su Qing couldn't help but smile as he lifted Shiina up from his thighs. Shiina quickly adjusted his sitting position, but his ears were a little red and his body was shaking uncontrollably, perhaps because of shame.

Due to the action just now, he was left far behind at the sprint finish line. Shiina could only get the excellent result of third place with tears in his eyes. At least it was excellent for Su.

Seeing that he had lost the game, Shiina turned around and tried hard to suppress his embarrassment.

"You, are you looking down on me?

"No, how could it be?"

"You still say no, but you are laughing so loudly."

Shiina seemed dissatisfied with Su Qing's answer and pursed his lips unhappily.

"I'm laughing because..."

"Why?"

Because I am kind!

"Because you're cute when you swing back and forth like a pendulum, just like a little kid."

What kind of expression is this? This is the second time Su Qing has called herself a child. Does she really look that young?

Shiina Mahiru felt even more ashamed. She felt that Su Qing was teasing her again, so she clenched her fists and tapped Su Qing's thighs several times. Remember, several times!

This is enough to show how angry the girl is!

Then, he turned his head away as if unhappy and looked at the TV screen, ignoring Su Qing.

Is Su Qing panicking now?

No, even though he grew up in an orphanage, there were actually a lot of little kids in that tiny place back then. It was common for little boys and girls to cry loudly over toys or something. Most of the time, the director and other staff were busy, and it was Su Qing who went to comfort them as the big brother, so Su Qing had the comforting skill max!

Don’t think that Shiina is angry because he was laughed at. In fact, he just feels a little disappointed because he lost the game. Children are easy to coax!

So, he moved his butt a little closer to Shiina, slowly stretched out his hand, and covered the top of Shiina's head with his broad palm, like a warm spring breeze blowing over tender leaves.

The girl suddenly froze, as if she had never expected Su Qing to be so close to her, but she soon felt the warmth from Su Qing's palm, a feeling of peace and happiness. Just like, just like the warmth of her mother...

Mother's warmth? Shiina Mahiru didn't really understand, but her experience from the book made her understand that it could be described this way.

Mom, it seems like a very distant word. If only she could give me this warmth, even if it’s just a little bit... wouldn’t it?

"You worked really hard, Shiina. You did a great job."

It seems like the sound of a clear spring flowing, gurgling and whispering, bringing with it the freshness and sweetness of the morning dew in the mountains, gently brushing across the heart.

"Really? Did I really, really try hard?"

Shiina didn't turn around, and his voice trembled slightly.

It was as if Su Qing didn't hear anything. His big hands didn't stop moving and continued to caress the girl gently.

"Of course, Shiina-san, you really, really worked very hard."

What? What's with that tone of voice you use to coax a child? Do you think I won't get upset?

But, it seems like this is not bad sometimes. Then...

The girl broke free from Su Qing's control and muttered something under her breath.

"Su Qing, idiot"