Zongman: Unknowingly trapped in the hatchet

"Really... Then you should eat some too."

Hearing Hu Bu's shout, Su Qing pretended to have just noticed him, and then, under Hikigaya's puzzled gaze, he took out a few cookies from his cookie bag and gave them to Hu Bu.

"Oh, thank you."

The Minister of Household Affairs subconsciously opened his hands and took the cookie, but his expression showed obvious surprise, and for a moment he even forgot what he was going to say.

"Let's continue to talk about the advantages of the Ministry of Households."

Su Qing changed the subject at the right time.

"Noisy... long-winded... the fluctuating moods are interesting... or something like that?"

Yukino supported her right elbow with her left hand and gently supported her chin with her right hand. This was a subconscious action she made when thinking.

She uttered a few words intermittently. It was not that Yukino's language organization ability was poor, but she really could not see any obvious advantages of the yellow-haired man in front of her.

"My social skills are OK...wait, it would be more appropriate to say I am very outgoing."

Hikigaya thought for a moment and said, although being outgoing can sometimes be troublesome to others, this skill is still useful in non-technical positions in this society.

Besides, he can't do this, so Hikigaya thinks this can be considered an advantage...right?

"Where are Totsuka and Yui?"

Xueno and Su Qing asked the two of them at the same time, in unison.

They had such a tacit understanding that the others were a little surprised.

But the two of them probably entered "working mode" and were not distracted by this.

"Well... a good attitude, for example, if you get bad grades, you can adjust quickly."

Yui racked her brains and could only come up with this answer.

That's actually the relationship between her and Tobu. They are only connected because of Miura, so they don't know each other very well.

As for the so-called "advantage" she just mentioned, I only learned about it from listening to Miura and others chatting during the last joint entrance examination of three schools.

As for why Yui knows so much?

This all started when Su Qing emphasized that "teaching is very strict"...

“Be lively and provide emotional value.”

This is Ayaka's answer, which is similar to Yukino's answer.

"To sum it up, he is a male college student who is mentally healthy and can take care of himself. He can be found anywhere."

Su Qing listened to the comments of several people and found that they were basically the same, similar to what he observed on a daily basis.

"Isn't that super bad?"

The Minister of Revenue felt a pang in his heart.

Young people always think highly of themselves and believe that they are the most unique people in the world. However, they realize who they are after repeated failures.

Even so, I still have some illusions about myself.

And now, this fantasy was bluntly exposed by Su Qing.

"This is indeed the case, but until we get a final answer, there is still hope."

Xueno analyzed calmly.

Once you have made a decision, no matter how slim the hope is, you must grit your teeth and achieve it.

"'Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.' Since you don't have any shining points, use the hormones secreted by your body during puberty to increase your chances of being confessed."

Su Qing took out the ideas he had thought of a long time ago.

"What do you mean?"

Yui and Ayaka asked.

"It's a bit like the suspension bridge effect. In short, it's about letting you and Ebina be alone as much as possible during the school trip, and then further improving your affection during this time, and finally finding a suitable place to make the final confession."

Su Qing and a few others explained their ideas.

"Then we are responsible for building the 'suspension bridge', and then let him come to 'rescue the beauty'? This seems a little difficult to achieve."

Hikigaya felt that this method was not feasible.

Although it is indeed a practical method, it is undoubtedly difficult to implement during a school trip.

"That's not necessary. When a man and a woman are alone, their hormones will naturally increase. Tobu only needs to start with a topic that Ebina is interested in, and then casually bring up some topics between men and women."

Su Qing shook his head.

"That is to say, starting from the most primitive instinct of human beings?" Xueno summarized helplessly. Although she felt a little awkward with Su Qing's way of explanation, she basically thought so.

"I learned this from a serious book, Yukinoshita, please don't talk so weirdly."

Su Qing said seriously.

"what book?"

Yui, Yukino, and the others all looked over with curiosity.

"'Psychology of Love'," Su Qing said, "I read it in the first year of junior high school."

"You still remember it so clearly from the first sight?"

Yui asked in surprise.

“Why do you want to read that kind of book?”

Yukino also expressed her confusion.

"That's how I got a good memory. When I bought a second-hand psychology book, the seller gave it to me. It would be a waste if I didn't read it."

Su Qing explained one by one.

"Anyway, it coincides with my idea. If you have no objection, Tobu-san, we will adopt this strategy."

Xueno didn't want to pay attention to Su Qing at this moment, so she turned to ask Party A for his opinion.

"Oh... Actually, I didn't understand from the beginning, but I did understand if you told me to increase my favorability and then confess. So I'll leave it to you guys."

The Minister of Revenue did not feel embarrassed and laughed a few times and said.

"Then let's decide this for now. We'll help you with the confession location and other matters when the time comes. Now you just need to think about how you're going to talk to Ebina."

Yukino quickly made arrangements, "Can I ask you what you usually talk about with him and how often?"

"The content was about bathing and sleeping, and the frequency was just discussed on Line last night."

"Bathing and sleeping? Isn't this a bit bold..."

Hikigaya's expression was visibly confused.

Now that we've talked to this point, do we really still need their help?

"Usually, do you talk about these things before you get together?"

The three girls, Yukino, Yui and Ayaka, all frowned and looked suspicious.

It's just as if "Are you still living in a dream?" is written on his face.

"Really?" Seeing that no one believed him, Hu Bu directly took out his chat history and showed it to everyone, "Look, what I said was right, wasn't it?"

A few people were originally hesitant about whether they should look at the other person's privacy.

After all, it involves taking a bath, sleeping and so on.

However, when they saw it clearly, they were hesitant to speak.

Hu: Are you asleep?

Ji: Not yet. I need to take a shower now.

User: OK (emoticon)

No...no more?

No buddy, it really is just "bath" + "sleep"?

"Quite confident. Write it down first. Who knows, it might be the key to success."

Su Qing's first reaction was to remind Xueno to write it down in her notepad.

"Confidence? I think poor language comprehension is a more appropriate description."

Yukino retorted.

"People always see what they want to see. The fact that he can understand it this way at least shows that he has no inferiority complex."

"I still don't think this is a good thing, but it's up to you..."

Xueno sighed softly, but finally picked up the pen and wrote the three words "don't feel inferior".

Although she admitted that it was a bit far-fetched.

But she is not a dictator.

As a department head, it is natural for you to adopt the opinions of your department members.

This is the way it should be...right?