Xiaozhi's Pokémon Pigeon

As the night fell, the temperature in the Crimson Gym grew colder. Ash sat alone by the entrance. Beside him, Pikachu and Bulbasaur were practicing jutsu on how to knock each other down, while Charmander was figuring out how to fight more powerfully.

And Xiaozhi is considering what kind of lineup to use next time to face A-Jian and that Slime.

"Not only strength and combat experience, but also luck..."

Xiaozhi thought about the battle this morning and realized that he still lacked a lot.

For example, this most illusory luck: even if Muddy Slime's shrinkage really increases its dodge rate to the maximum, Pikachu's 100,000 volts can hit it as long as it is lucky enough; if there is no poison spike where Pikachu falls, Pikachu can at least continue to consume Muddy Slime; poison-type Pokémon can remove the poison spike as long as they can step on it, but Bulbasaur didn't step on it.

Judging from the 1,000 episodes of Pokémon animation, Xiaozhi's "luck" is also full to a certain extent: in the Quartz Conference, he encountered Team Rocket, who had cheats and could not be defeated no matter how hard he tried; after defeating Xiaomao, Flame-kun immediately appeared to kill Charizard; after defeating Shinji, the legendary beast man said that you are thinking about me; because he and the supporting characters of Unova had the same Pokémon, he did not allow the three starter Pokémon to evolve; and when fighting against Alan, he was able to use the water storage spray at the last minute...

Not to mention the ups and downs he encountered over the years. This is because Xiaozhi has the body of a super real rookie and is very thick-skinned. If it were an ordinary person like Xiaomao, he would have collapsed long ago!

What is noble luck?

"Don't think about it. The harder you work, the luckier you will be!"

Xiaozhi opened the pigeon system as soon as he finished speaking, and the words "reloading" began to appear on the page.

After not seeing each other for many days, an alpaca who had been absent for who knows how long finally remembered: the meat pigeon system seemed to have system maintenance, so he made drastic changes to the Pokémon meat pigeon.

Xiaozhi looked at the top of the pigeon group:

"In the name of the great, fair, and holy Arceus, the pigeon system will be completely revamped.

Physically, this update fixes the bug that allowed Rayquaza, Milton, etc. to learn and use [Dragon Power], and after a pleasant communication with Zygarde, it expressed that for the entertainment of the game, it was willing to share its [Core Punisher].

In principle, this update also fixes the historical problem that Arceus cannot carry 19 stone tablets at the same time. Although I am Lucky E, I hope everyone in the group will remember that you are all my good children. In addition, at Necrozma's strong request, a skill called [Maximum Cannon] was added to it. Similarly, Regichikas also gained [Super Speed].

The Kalos League Tournament will begin in five weeks, and I hope everyone will sign up.

Respectfully presented by group leader Arceus! 」

No matter how you look at it, this is an unfair clause, right?

What does "I am the only one who can make jokes and I am the only one who can write adaptations" mean? Strictly speaking, repairing the [Problem with the Nineteen Slabs] and adding [Maximum Cannon] and [Super Speed] are not excessive, but taking away someone else's "Dragon Sprayer" and replacing it with [Core Punisher] is a bit too much.

Xiaozhi looked at Arceus' pinned post. He wanted to complain about Arceus who modified and updated the post at will, but his instinct told him: He can't complain about this. If he complains about Arceus, something terrible will happen.

After much thought, Xiaozhi decided to look for his friends in the group to see who could give him some advice, but the reward of "King of Kalos" was too tempting. As a result, there was not a single Pokémon in the group now. Everyone was practicing hard to have a cordial and friendly academic exchange at the Kalos Conference that day.

In order to take revenge on the Cicada Demon, Zekrom even made preparations earlier than anyone else.

Now Xiaozhi can only rely on himself!

The update of Pokémon Go has been completed, and this time, Xiaozhi came to the selection interface alone.

The first benefit of the update is that it solves the bug that requires you to bring your own Pokémon. Now it is up to you whether you want to start the game with a pigeon or not!

The second benefit of the update is that Arceus eliminated the annoying prompt sound of the pigeon system.

Say thank you Arceus.

However, Xiaozhi was standing on the character selection interface at this time. He was not used to the absence of the system prompt sound and always felt that he had lost some of his soul.

"Last time it was Pikachu, Bulbasaur, and Kentaro, this time Charmeleon must be chosen!"

Xiaozhi looked at the character selection interface and made his own decision.

Xiao Zhihui felt the unwillingness from Charmeleon. If he didn't let Charmeleon retaliate with stinky mud and color, Charmeleon might have a mental disorder.

Thinking of this, Xiaozhi clicked on Charmeleon on the character selection interface, but before that...

These are all the illustrated books opened by Pikachu, what does they have to do with me, Xiaozhi!

Xiaozhi opened the illustrated guide of the pigeon system again:

[Damn, Charmander, a Pokémon that doesn’t live up to its name, it can neither breathe fire nor is it a dragon, it belongs to the genus Lizard.

Because the meat is cold, it is recommended to eat it with the Johto white radish Pokémon Chikorita. It is not recommended as a reserve food!

The title has been obtained: Thirty years in the east of the river, thirty years in the west of the river. Thirty years in Henan, thirty years in Hebei.

Wear it as if you were wearing it. 】

Xiaozhi: It's okay, the system is still there!

"Then the second Pokémon I need to train is..."

Xiaozhi instinctively wanted to choose Pikachu, but when he was about to confirm Pikachu, he suddenly saw the head of Squirtle: that round and hard turtle head felt pretty good to the touch.

"correct!"

Xiaozhi suddenly wondered what would happen if Muddy's non-Newtonian body encountered the Squirtle, so he immediately opened Squirtle's illustrated book:

[Ding, Squirtle. The Abbot Pokémon is a believer of the "All Needle Cult" since birth, and will use very detailed attacks to win.

Title obtained: If you don’t look at it, you will feel dizzy!

After wearing it, Squirtle will increase its special attack against insect Pokémon with needles. 】

Now the first and second generals to go into battle have been selected, only the third one is left.

Xiaozhi couldn't help but look at Pikachu's avatar. The happy electric mouse's face seemed to have a magical power telling Xiaozhi: Choose me, choose me...

In order to win, Pikachu has to put up with it!

Xiaozhi had already made this decision, but at the last moment he hesitated for a moment:

"I'll let you go this time..."

Xiaozhi put his hand on Bulbasaur. Since he is Pikachu's brother and beloved relative, he must be a warrior who is eager to fight like Pikachu.

In that case, let Bulbasaur bear with it.

Xiaozhi has decided to use the three starter Pokémon from Kanto to challenge Pokémon Go this time, and he doesn't intend to quit the game until everyone has reached their limit.

A white light flashed, and Charmander, Bulbasaur and Squirtle appeared in front of Ash at the same time. Unlike Charmander and Squirtle who had clear eyes, Bulbasaur felt very bad.

Last time, Bulbasaur tricked Charmander and Squirtle. Now that his trick is exposed this time, the two of them might join forces to beat him up. Bulbasaur is starting to get scared.

It shouldn't lie, it's so stupid!