Xiaozhi's Pokémon Pigeon

Hualan City.

This is an important city located in the northeast of Kanto, controlling the entire Kanto waterways, and the Cerulean Gym is the symbol of Cerulean City.

Even though Misty's three sisters at the Cerulean Gym are performing Pokémon underwater ballet to sell tickets, Misty's family is not actually short of money. In fact, Misty is much richer than Brock.

Although Xiaoxia is the de facto mayor of Hualan City, her position is as watered down as Hualan City itself.

However, the Cerulean City Gym receives subsidies from the Alliance, and in the end the gym is a family business. Strictly speaking, Misty is also a young lady, and Satoshi, who is from Pallet Town, is a classic pairing of a silly boy and a young lady from a wealthy family in martial arts movies.

It is not nonsense to say that Jin Yong has been ahead of the industry for 70 years. There are stories like the eldest lady with the stupid boy (Guo Jing and Huang Rong), the legal loli (Tianshan Tonglao), the useless Yasashi (Chen Jialuo), the Shura Field (The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber), the Minotaur (Yang Dingtian and Cheng Kun)...

Watch carefully and learn carefully.

Mr. Jin Yong’s professional level is so advanced that these brilliant ideas are still relevant today.

The trainers that Chi accepted the challenge in the special episode are Misty, two famous young ladies in Kanto: Misty the Gyarados from Cerulean City and Rika the Tyrant from Rainbow City.

Their combat skills are far superior to that of Golden City's Nana.

However, the Cerulean Gym does not have the Gyarados hairstyle that the Cerulean Gym had in the special episode, so it cannot stand up.

"Okay, I'm going to challenge the Cerulean Gym!"

"Pikapi!"

At the Pokémon Center in Cerulean City, after a night of rest, Ash was in high spirits this morning, and so was Pikachu beside him.

In front of them is Cerulean City's iconic building, the Cerulean Gym, a building that embodies the spirit of Cerulean City.

"You two wait a minute!"

Just when Xiaozhi was about to push the door open, Xiaogang grabbed Xiaozhi's collar and pulled him out. Xiaogang looked serious and talked to Xiaozhi in a very formal tone:

"Xiaozhi, do you know what Cerulean City is famous for?"

"Of course it's a battle!"

Xiaozhi said seriously:

"What else can a gym be famous for but battles? I am looking forward to my opponent now."

My goodness, Xiaogang almost forgot that Xiaozhi has some qualities of a battle maniac.

"No, although Cerulean City was famous for its battles in the past, it is now more eye-catching with its water ballet."

After that, Xiao Gang also took out the poster of Hualan Gym Water Ballet:

"Look, these are Hualan's three golden flowers."

"It's really good."

Xiaozhi looked at the promotional poster of the Cerulean City Water Ballet. The three Cerulean sisters on the poster did look cute just by looking at the poster. In the original series, Xiaozhi could still appreciate the cuteness of girls, but just a little, not much.

"Then how about we go visit the water ballet first?"

At this point, Xiaogang finally revealed his true intentions:

"The most important thing is that since the Hualan Gym is famous for its water ballet, its water ballet may be related to their battle. We should adopt a learning attitude, observe carefully, and criticize their water ballet. Don't you think so?"

"But if that's the case, will it delay my duel?"

Although Xiaozhi appreciates girls, fighting is more important right now.

I'm a man who wants to be a Pokémon master. Women are a hindrance!

Xiaogang: Oh no, he overlooked how strong Xiaozhi is. However, Xiaogang frowned and came up with a plan.

"Then Xiaozhi, why do you think there are masters and novices in Pokémon battles?"

Xiaogang opened his eyes wide (￣▽￣), he wanted to make himself look more serious:

"In my opinion, a trainer who can integrate combat and life is a true master. Master Silva of the Four Heavenly Kings once said that if you don't want to be a gym leader of the Four Heavenly Kings, you are not a good champion. In order to improve your path to becoming a master, it is very necessary for us to watch the water ballet with a critical eye."

"Learn to criticize? Then go ahead and criticize!"

Xiaozhi patted his chest:

"I think since I already have a rock badge, getting another one will come naturally. I don't mind wasting a little more time."

After Xiaozhi said this, he was pushed into the gym by Xiaogang.

There were many people watching the Hualan City Water Ballet, most of whom were young men. These people also came to criticize and learn. Xiaogang mixed in with them, like a fish returning to the sea:

"This leg... no, this white coconut palm, so white, I just happen to have a mouth to lick it."

"And that round... no, huge lightning ball. To prevent the lightning ball from self-destructing, you still need to observe it carefully."

Xiaozhi: Isn't this a water gym? What's up with the lightning ball and the coconut tree? Why is the coconut tree white?

Xiaozhi was also watching the performance of the three Hualan sisters. Although it was very good, he found it boring.

The Pokémon Pigeon System awakened the fighting factor in Ash's blood. In his opinion, the slender figures and clean makeup of the three Cerulean sisters are not suitable for fighting.

The three of them are so clean!

As a trainer, you have to travel a lot, either to train and strengthen your will, or to challenge hardships with Pokémon.

If the three sisters from Cerulean City really fought, it would definitely be boring. They are really not as good as Xiaoxia who can bring the supreme battle fun.

This boring performance made Xiaozhi laugh. Although the three Cerulean sisters were really cute, they were not suitable for Xiaozhi.

What suits Xiaozhi is the one who has the strength of Gyarados, the fighting spirit of War Dragon, the unwillingness to admit defeat of Emperor Nabo, the gorgeous skills of hunting Swallowtail Butterfly, the patience of Flame Fox, and the weirdness of Vulpecula.

Only a woman like this can give Xiaozhi the feeling of having a satisfying battle.

But the three Hualan sisters looked so limp...

"I'm bored. I want to see a river of blood!"

Unlike Xiaozhi's yawning reaction, Xiaogang became more and more excited:

This is really bad, my Onix is ​​almost getting hard from all the use!

Xiaogang was like Johto Dalubi who had been hungry for three days. All he wanted at this moment was to be taken into the Pokémon Ball by the three Peony sisters.

I want to be Windy and Dalupe from the three Cerulean sisters!

Finally, after the curtain call of "Anke" (English, the transliteration of "come again") in the audience, Xiaozhi opened his eyes and yawned:

"Is the show over, Gon?"

"I want to be your Windspeed!"

Xiao Gang did not respond to him, but stood up and shouted loudly. For a moment, this slogan aroused the emotions of the audience in the Hualan Gym:

"To be a speed dog, you have to queue up. I want to be speed dog number one!"

"I'm number one!"

"No, I'm Tutu Dog, I'll go first."

"Go away, I'm Dalubi."

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Sakura: These guys are really getting crazier and crazier. Why don't they just be good people? Why do they want to be Windrush, Tootsie and Dalupe?

Don't they know that the Cerulean Gym is a water-attribute gym? We don't accept dogs!