Xiaozhi's Pokémon Pigeon

Xiaozhi, a fighting maniac who is not a fighter.

The main reason why he joined the discussion at this time was that he was attracted by the words of Emperor Kikuko.

Launching an attack on God sounds super cool, right?

Although we will definitely not win!

Think about it, there are a lot of weird settings for the legendary beasts in the Pokémon world. As long as the intelligence of the legendary beasts is at a normal level, any setting can be played with. As a result, it seems that all the legendary beasts can only spit fire, spit water, discharge electricity, etc.

The perfect state of having power but without the corresponding power!

Even if a dog has lived for more than 10,000 years, you would still call it Roaring Sky Dog, right? But each of them has existed longer than humans, and if they really fight, they will just blast each other. Is it that Pokémon have low intelligence or that most people cannot imagine existence that has lived for hundreds or thousands of years?

Those settings would be quite outrageous if they could be used to fight against each other!

As a result, every one of the mythical beast plots that appeared was extremely lame, just like practicing for 100,000 years and then seeing a beautiful woman but still having a pig face: "Want a date?"

It's just very funny!

In short, it is an intelligent creature that has existed longer than humans. Even if its magnetic field power increases by one horse per year, it can still enter the "Never Rebirth Cup" ultimate competition by relying on its length of service. Not to mention the champion, even a bunch of champions tied together may not be able to deal with a divine beast at full power. This is why it can barely seem to have lived for ten thousand years.

So defeating God is not very realistic, but it is even more unrealistic for Xiaozhi to not take action against God and choose to be a coward.

Xiaozhi has a damn sword-drawing spirit. He will draw his sword even if he knows he can't win.

"You are……"

King Kikuko has an impression of Satoshi. After all, there are only two young people left in Pallet Town, Satoshi and Shigeki. Even if Professor Oak is not optimistic about them, he must still look favorably upon them.

"Hello, old lady. I'm a trainer from Pallet Town. My name is Xiaozhi!"

When facing masters, Xiaozhi has always been a good boy who is "civilized and polite". The pigeon system has taught Xiaozhi what humility is.

"Oh, boy, your words are very sweet to hear. You look more like a young Professor Oak than Xiao Mao."

For Queen Kikuko, this was the highest praise. Of course, she had no idea what extraordinary things this little smart girl might do one day in the future.

Hate Da Mu, understand Da Mu, become Da Mu, surpass Da Mu!

Xiaozhi directly achieved the most difficult point.

“Even though you are praising me, I don’t feel happy.

Because Professor Oak is a lazy old man who often comes to my house for free meals, runs away when encountering difficulties, and tells weird jokes. "

Is Xiaozhi like Oak?

Just kidding, Xiaozhi doesn't have the shamelessness inherited from the Oak family - he can take it for granted that he eats at other people's homes and forces students to work for free.

Most doctoral supervisors are not as ruthless as Professor Oak. Hanako hasn't left the laboratory for many years, but now she is called by Professor Oak to help feed Pokémon every few days.

“You tell weird jokes, but eating at other people’s houses… the one you’re talking about is indeed Da Mu.

He was a good man when he was young, but he also had these problems. I didn’t expect that he would become even more unscrupulous and lawless when he got older.”

King Kikuko couldn't help but knock the ground with his cane. It seems that Professor Oak has been lacking a beating from Sinnoh's Iron Fist over the years.

However, King Kikuko's behavior frightened Xiao Mao so much that he trembled and dared not say a word.

Is it too late to hide behind Xiaozhi now?

"I am..."

Just as Kikuko was about to continue introducing herself, she heard the sound of anxious running, and Misty also came to the restaurant of the Pokémon Center panting:

"Xiaozhi, you're running too fast! Didn't I tell you to slow down?"

After saying this, Misty swung her Cerulean Iron Fist at Satoshi who couldn't understand what she was saying.

In the Pokémon world, the more powerful a woman is, the more violent she tends to be. This is the underlying tone of this world.

For example: Necrozma's body was split apart by a meteorite, which can be regarded as an alternative reproductive behavior. As a result, Necrozma may have some postpartum depression and often behave in a violent manner. For example, Arceus, who split into Giratina and Dialga by himself, should also be regarded as a "hero mother."

It's scary that humans want to kill Sinnoh at the slightest disagreement!

"Sorry……"

Xiaozhi fell to the ground, his body numb.

It's special attack!

Misty added special attack to her fists.

After the daily blow of the Hualan Iron Fist, Xiaoxia looked at the King of Chrysanthemums. She lost her composure...

As a junior in the alliance, Xiaoxia shouldn't show her temper in front of such an old senior. This is her fault:

"I'm sorry, King Kikuko, Xiaozhi basically doesn't understand what people say."

"fine!"

King Kikuko became unusually gentle. Xiaoxia's punch reminded Kikuko of her youth.

At that time, the super Yuhong man Ohgi Yukishiro also forced her to swing the "Sinnoh Fist" and "Sinnoh Cane" every day.

Unlike Satoshi, Professor Oak was not human at all when he was young.

"Boy, as you can see, I am one of the Four Heavenly Kings of the Kanto Pokémon League, Kikuko. You can just call me Granny Kikuko!"

Kikuko finished her introduction, and Xiaozhi recovered from the special attack paralysis of Cerulean Iron Fist.

"So he is the King of the Alliance, a master as good as Master Silba!"

Xiaozhi was very excited.

In the Kanto League King Competition, Xiaozhi didn't even watch the most popular Kona King competition, he just stared at Silva's competition.

Xiaozhi is still young, just like us when we were young and watched "Journey to the West", we could never find the key points.

He ignored the White Bone Demon, the Jade Rabbit Demon, the Fairy Chang'e, the Mouse Demon, and the Queen of the Kingdom of Women, but only stared at the monkey.

"Don't put me together with a simple-minded and strong-limbed junior like Silva."

Kikuko Tenno corrected Xiaozhi's statement:

"After all, I am very strong, mother-in-law."

"Yeah, I can feel it."

Xiaozhi agreed with what King Kikuko said. The only person who could make his strong factor continue to roar was Sister Ye Zi whom he met on the Saint Annus, and King Kikuko.

Ah Ju is almost there.

"I remember when we were in Yuhong City, Dr. Oak said that you were a witch with a weird personality, a tricky temperament, cunning and mean, and you didn't understand human nature.

At the time, I was wondering how there could be such a person. Now I see Grandma Juzi, you are such a good person! "

Xiaozhi told the bad things Professor Oak said about Kikuko in Yuhong City without thinking.

The air in the entire restaurant seemed to freeze in an instant, and Gengar, hiding in the shadow of King Kikuko, could clearly feel an inexplicable murderous intent.

Xiao Mao even took the lead and hid behind Xiao Zhi - his grandfather! He couldn't keep him anymore!