Genshin Impact: After entering the card pool, I kicked away the knife and stabbed myself

"Ying, why don't you write a love poem too?"

How could anyone not have such a good thing? Luo wanted to drag Ying into it as well.

Ying quickly shook her head and waved her hands, refusing: "No, no, it's not time for me to write love poems yet."

"Oh, don't say that. It's okay to write to your brother. Love poems don't just contain love." Luo tried to persuade Ying.

[Hahaha, Luo: It’s useless for anyone to want to live. (Pangolin sound)]

[If you write a love poem to your brother, then he is no longer your love brother]

But Ying didn't agree in the end.

Kaia: "Oh my, this class looks pretty popular."

Paimon complained: "How did you know that?" It was bad enough that he was completely rejected by Ying, but both Saiyan and Luo were forced into the group by Venti.

"Even if two people are missing, there are still a lot of people on this list, right?"

Paimon was convinced, and it seemed that Luo and Ying's unwillingness to write love poems might just be their own problem, uh, not the problem of Mond people.

As a Mond native, Saiyan agreed without much thought.

"It looks like Wendy is going to make a fortune." Paimon said with some envy.

Wendy had already begun to speak to the students who had gathered around the teacher's call:

"Dear students, please gather by the flower bed in front of the cathedral later. I will share my poetry experience and creative skills."

"After class, please each submit a love poem to me, and I will evaluate each one."

"As for the tuition, you can pay it after the course is finished. Don't try to escape~"

"In addition to Mora, everyone is also welcome to pay the tuition with fine wine!"

[Don't try to escape! (Vendy draws the bow and uses his ultimate skill)]

[? Why was I suddenly swept away?]

[Someone, fill Wendy's glass with Moutai (]

Kaiya raised his hand actively and asked, "Teacher, what should I do about my special review?"

Wendy: "Of course I won't forget you. When the time comes, you will be the first one to hand in your homework."

Kaiya spread his hands helplessly. Wendy looked at Ying and said, "Ying, I want you to help me collect homework."

Paimon: "Hey, isn't this the assistant's duty?" You want us to work overtime?

"This is a baptism of Mondstadt's traditional culture, and it's your best chance to integrate into the Windbloom Festival. I've put a lot of thought into creating a festive atmosphere for you."

"Oh, originally, Saiyan should have helped me with this task, but he also needs to learn and write love poems, so I'll trouble you."

Paimon: "Actually, the latter sentence is the truth!"

【What class representative】

[Then if Luo has any problems, we will go to Teacher Wendy and report it to doge]

"Besides, of course I will share the benefits with you!"

Under Wendy's Mora attack, Paimon was instantly defeated: "Okay, okay, I'll listen to you."

"Well, once Kaia finishes his homework, we'll go find him in the Knights."

"Before that, I have to give a lecture to all the students. Ying, you can take this time to go out for a walk."

"The merchants in Mondstadt have arranged many festive activities, remember to try them out~"

"Okay, Luo, and Saiyan, you must work hard to learn how to write love poems!" Paimon waved goodbye.

"Ok!"

Saiyan was quite eager to write love poems, but Luo seemed a little...

"I know, I know."

————(This is a time dividing line, definitely not used to increase the word count)————

At the agreed time, Wendy and Ying went to collect the homework together.

Finally, he arrived at the Knights to collect Kaia's homework.

As a result, Kaia sent him to the tavern to help a drinking buddy of his on the pretext that he was too busy to do his homework. Only after helping him was he able to successfully receive his homework.

Kaia's love poem goes like this: "mi muhe ye"

Although it is made up of letters, this is not English, but: the language of his hometown, the kind that is familiar to Kaia.

In the language of the Qiuqiu people, it means I love you.

But there is only this one sentence, and in Paimon's words, this is too perfunctory.

Finally, he was ordered by Kaia to deliver documents to the Cathedral of West Wind.

Wendy was speechless. You really know how to find things for people/gods to do.

After arriving at the West Wind Cathedral, the two discovered that Barbara had received a threatening letter!

I had to put the homework collection on hold again and help Barbara solve the problem of the threatening letter first.

It was finally discovered that it was a scam by Barbara's fans who used intimidation as a means to actually give gifts.

After thinking about it, I guess the only one is Albert.

Should we say that at least he listened to the advice?

At least it's not like putting a two-meter-high giant statue in front of the cathedral...

[So why are Saiyan and Rakan missing in the second phase of this event? They haven’t appeared yet even after it ended.]

【When writing a poem, don’t cue】

After solving the problem of Barbara's threatening letter, the teacher and the class representative prepared to go back to collect homework.

At this time, Luo and Saiyan came back.

"Luo, Saiyan!" Paimon waved at them: "Where have you been?"

"We..." Saiyan was about to tell the answer, but was interrupted by Luo: "Let's save the surprise for last~"

"Yeah, that seems to be the case." Saiya thought about it seriously and nodded.

"Then I won't ask anymore. We are preparing to collect homework now. Have you finished writing your love poems?"

"It's already been written." Saiya replied.

Luo: "I have finished it, but it still needs to be improved."

Paimon asked curiously, "What is what?"

"I'm so looking forward to Saiyan's love poem!" Wendy was already impatient for Saiyan to give an answer.

Saiyan scratched his head a little embarrassedly: "This... let's do it later."

Paimon: “Eh——Why is this happening?”

Wendy also looked disappointed: "What a pity."

"Saiyan wants to publish his love poems at a more appropriate time. So do I." Luo said that you can't hear my love poems now.

"You two are just teaming up to keep us in suspense!" Paimon pouted angrily.

Luo: "How could that be~ It's just that love poems are something that, of course, need to be taken very seriously."

Paimon: "Ah, I don't care. We are the teacher and the teacher's assistants. You must hand in your homework immediately, otherwise you will all get zeros!"

[Saiyan gave it to Wendy, and Luo should have given it to the protagonist, so this is not a question of whether to collect homework or not hh]

[Paimon is furious hahaha]

[Urgent, urgent, urgent, Paimon is right. Why are you still keeping us in suspense? I want to know what love poem Luo wrote for us.]