Genshin Impact: After entering the card pool, I kicked away the knife and stabbed myself

After finishing the purchase of kites, he went to hire some helpers. Because Luo was present, the young master did not dare to murder Ying Xin as he did in the original plot. After asking for his advice in vain, he left.

"Next, for the Eternal Life Incense, we have to go to Bubulu, the most famous medicine house in Liyue Harbor."

Led by Zhongli, the group arrived at Bubu Lu.

"Eh? There's no one at the counter, and the atmosphere is a bit weird."

Paimon looked at the empty Bubulu and shouted, "Excuse me - is the boss here?"

"welcome."

A voice came from the empty Bubu Lu.

"Ah!" Paimeng was startled and quickly looked at the others and asked, "Did you hear the sound just now?"

Luo chuckled and answered for Paimon, "It's Qiqi, the herbalist and apprentice of Bubulu, who's talking. Qiqi's figure is not noticeable, so she's probably behind the counter. You just can't see her now. Just get closer."

"I see." Paimeng patted his chest with lingering fear, then flew to the counter and saw Qiqi behind it.

"Qiqi, hello."

Qiqi replied politely: "Welcome to Bubulu, I am Qiqi."

“It’s really not as high as the counter.”

Ying complained: "Actually, in terms of height, Paimon is more..."

"Hey!" Paimon puffed up his cheeks: "I'm flying, so height doesn't matter!"

[Hahahaha three-headed Paimon]

[Small but cute]

"By the way, doesn't she look a little strange? There's a talisman on her forehead..."

"Could it be... a zombie?!"

Qiqi replied in a calm tone: "Qiqi has died once. Later, she was saved by an immortal. So she is a zombie."

Ying sighed with emotion: "It is indeed a place with gods..."

"In Mondstadt, this kind of thing is totally unimaginable," Paimon also sighed.

In Mondstadt, the only special things I've seen are Venti and Tevarin, and in Liyue -

The Rock King, the Moon-cutting and Sun-building True Lord, the Water-managing and Mountain-building True Lord, the Cloud-retaining and Wind-borrowing True Lord, the Great Sage who conquers demons, the Immortal Ping Granny, Zhongli who is also suspected to be an immortal, and Yan Tuo...

Now there is also a zombie Qiqi.

"Qiqi is known as the True Lord who saves the suffering and saves the suffering." Luo said suddenly.

Okay, so this person is also an immortal.

Paimeng was surprised and said, "Great, so amazing! It turns out that Qiqi is also an immortal like Master Liuyun Jiefeng and the others..."

Qiqi said expressionlessly: "Qiqi, I don't remember. Qiqi, I'm just a zombie..."

Zhongli asked, "Hey... little friend, may I ask if the store sells immortality incense?"

Paimeng suddenly teased, "Zhongli, you are very bold. You actually dare to call an immortal a kid."

[Children who are hundreds or thousands of years old, right?]

[I'm afraid if Zhongli is not old enough, he can really call Qiqi "little friend" hahaha]

[Qiqi is a bit like Sanwu]

[It can’t be a little bit, just cute]

Qiqi: "Excuse me, do you have a prescription? Bring me the prescription."

“This…” Zhongli was a little embarrassed and said in a gentle tone: “If you want to buy the Eternal Life Incense, you don’t need a prescription, right? It has nothing to do with curing diseases.”

"If you have a prescription, Qiqi can help you get the medicine." Qiqi explained: "This is an imperial decree from Qiqi to herself."

"Imperial decree?" Ying asked. This was new knowledge.

(The edicts of the Ten Kings are written into a book here)

Zhongli roughly explained: "Zombies need orders to act. But this kid, for some reason, is giving orders to himself."

"Qiqi, we don't have a prescription, but we hope you can help find the immortality incense."

Qiqi's answer was unexpected: "Sure."

Paimon: "Huh? How come it's suddenly possible?"

Qiqi said: "But you also have to help Qiqi, this is fair."

Paimon complained, "Is it unfair for a clerk to help a customer?"

Luo teased, "Paimeng is really amazing for knowing that Qiqi is an immortal and still dares to complain about it."

"Ah, Azhe..." Paimon touched his head embarrassedly: "Hey~"

[Paimon said: I dared to call the Mondstadt Wind God a singing prostitute, so a mere Liyue immortal is no problem]

[Wendy: Are you polite?]

Zhongli: "That's fine. This kind of equal relationship is not bad. In Liyue, the art of trading is to put yourself in other people's shoes."

Qiqi stated her request: "Then please go to Tianheng Mountain and use the Guizhong machine to help me hunt coconut sheep."

The well-informed Zhongli said, "Gui Zhongji... I have heard of what she just mentioned."

"The Guizhongji is a crossbow cannon that was set up by an ancient immortal on Mount Tianheng. It is a product of mechanical engineering."

"The end of the immortal?" Paimeng suddenly realized, "Is it the end of the immortal that Master Liuyun Jiefeng and Luo mentioned?"

"Oh? You actually know that immortal." Zhongli confirmed, and then continued to talk about Gui Zhongji's information:

"It is located between the ancient Tianheng City and can fight against huge monsters on its own and guard against threats from the outside world."

Paimon praised: "Mr. Zhongli really knows Liyue very well."

Zhongli said modestly: "That's not the case. For example, I have never heard of this coconut sheep."

Qiqi: "The coconut sheep is a legendary half-immortal beast."

Paimon: "Eh? Is that all?"

Qiqi nodded: "Yes, the coconut sheep is a legendary, semi-immortal beast."

"I don't know what it looks like. I don't know where it is most abundant. I don't know where it came from."

Ying: "Is this what you mean by 'knowing nothing about anything'?"

[Qiqi doesn't know~]

【Cute】

[It’s ok that I don’t know anything about the question, I learned something new]

[I just realized that the three "I don't know" means three things]

"Pfft."

Luo suddenly laughed out loud, attracting everyone's attention.

"Huh? Luo, what are you laughing at?" Paimon said angrily, "Do you know what a coconut sheep is? And you didn't tell us, how abominable!"

"Of course I know this simple thing." Luo raised his lips and said, "The half-immortal beast, the sheep, doesn't that mean Ganyu?"

Paimeng was puzzled: "Ganyu? Who is that?"

Another name I've never heard of.

"Ganyu...?" Even the knowledgeable Zhongli was confused by Qiqi and Luo Zheng at this time:

"Ganyu is the secretary of the Liyue Seven Stars. She is a hybrid of a Qilin and a human. She can indeed be said to be a half-immortal beast."

"And her human-shaped head with goat horns also fits the description of the coconut goat. But..."

"Ah?!" Paimon said in horror, "We are going to hunt the secretaries of the Seven Stars of Liyue?!"

[Pfft, this isn't right]

[Liyue Seven Stars: I just support the ceremony of sending the immortals, why do you have to involve your own secretary? ]

[Ganyu, Secretary of the Liyue Seven Stars: Politeness for you? ]

[Doesn't the Qilin have a single horn? How come it has become a goat's horn? ]

[Don’t ask, just ask the Liyue Qilin]