Genshin Impact: After entering the card pool, I kicked away the knife and stabbed myself

"Hmm? What's up, guys?"

Qi Ming looked at Luo Heying who came over and asked.

Paimon: "Miss Qiming, if you have time, we would like to ask you something."

Ying: "Ms. Qiming smells delicious."

"Ah... um..." Qi Ming was startled, then patted her chest and said:

"I'm sorry. I didn't expect you to be so blunt."

"But I don't really know you very well..."

Qi Ming twisted her body shyly.

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This is Huoer’s live broadcast room.

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[HAHAHAHAHAHAH HELP]

[Why did you turn your bullet comments into yellow?]

“Puchi,” it was Huo’er who didn’t live in Bengbu, who said, “The one I chose is the female lead. I’m a little curious about what the one who chose the male lead is like. Hahahahaha.”

[I'm curious too, hahahaha]

【Brother, you smell so good】

[It’s obviously my sister, you smell so good, Lala Dafa is great]

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"Hmm?" Paimon tilted his head and said, "We mean to ask if you usually use ointment."

[Paimon, I advise you not to ruin my good deeds, doge]

"Ah, ahem..." Qi Ming realized that it was a misunderstanding. She smiled awkwardly but politely and said:

"As for the ointment, I'm not using it."

"But I should have some smell of powder on my body, maybe you misunderstood me."

"I usually set up a stall near the dock, and I don't want the ointment to attract more lecherous sailors."

Paimon said somewhat disappointedly: "Is that so? What a pity."

"However, speaking of perfume, have you never heard of 'Ying'er's Handmade Perfume'?" Qi Ming provided a new piece of information.

Paimeng asked: "Ying'er, is it... the Ying'er from Chunxiang Kiln?"

[Chunxiang Kiln? ? ? This name sounds...]

【Why did you turn yellow upstairs?】

[Ahem, it can’t be that… Green Basket? ]

[mhy shouldn’t do this, ahem]

[Why do people either turn yellow or cough? ]

[You continue to act upstairs, and I will just watch quietly without saying anything]

"Yes, many young ladies would ask her to make ointments for them to use."

Qi Ming continued, "It is said that the quality of her handmade products is better than those sold in the market."

Luo nodded in agreement: "After all, it can be recognized by many young ladies. If there is nothing outstanding, how can it be achieved?"

"It just happens to be the high quality we need. After all, we didn't expect to find a particularly skilled ointment maker from the beginning."

"Great, thank you for the information! This time we won't come up empty-handed again." Paimeng thanked Qi Ming.

After bidding farewell to Qi Ming, they found Chunxiang Kiln.

"Hey, did you finally find me? I've been waiting for you for a long time."

Ying'er, a clerk at Chunxiang Kiln, saw them from a distance. When she saw them coming to her, she couldn't help but said with some surprise.

[Madam, your hairstyle is very dangerous]

【What hairstyle? 】

[In many anime, wives with this hairstyle are basically unlucky, so this meme came into being]

[I remember the mother of the protagonist of Attack on Titan had this hairstyle, but she was a failure in the first episode]

Paimon put his hands behind his back and asked, "Huh? How did you know we were coming?"

"I just heard that there are two people who are looking for people who smell good all over the city." Ying'er said something very misleading with a smile.

"I was worried that you wouldn't come. In a sense, this is also a test of my charm."

Paimon said speechlessly, "Take action? Why do you make it sound like we are dangerous people?"

["Get Started"]

[Isn't it, doge? He is a wanted criminal after all.]

"If you spread rumors, three people can become a tiger. You'd better be careful in your words and deeds."

Ying'er smiled and said, "Don't worry, I know why you are here. You want to help make ointment, right? What kind do you need?"

Unlike Paimeng, who was completely unaware that he was being teased, he teased back, "I want the kind you have."

"Haha," Ying'er laughed like a silver bell, then spread out her hands and said, "I didn't use any ointment at all."

"Could it be that you are addicted to my body fragrance? That would really put me in a difficult position..."

[Oh no, if I didn’t know that body odor is actually… I would have been a little tempted]

[Ahhhh, you are not allowed to say that. Shut up.]

[It's obviously the barrage hhh]

Paimon, who didn't understand, said: "Huh? What weird things are you talking about? Ying, quickly take out those three kinds of colorful flowers!"

"Eh~" Ying'er pretended to be surprised and said, "You actually have to make three servings at the same time..."

"I didn't expect that you have such a big appetite even though you are so young~"

"Haha~ As expected, the previous rumors are true, right? Are you looking for a target to give the perfume to?"

[Let me get off the bus! This is not the bus to the kindergarten! ]

[This is a baby carriage, after all, it is a "Ying'er" carriage, hahaha]

[The car is going really fast]

【The big orange has been decided! 】

[The adventurer behind turned around to take a look and laughed]

Facing such a speed, Ying couldn't stand it anymore and said seriously: "It is to be presented to the Emperor of Rock King."

"Pfft..." Ying'er covered her mouth and laughed, "Did you make up such an excuse in a hurry? Even if it's dedicated to the gods, there doesn't need to be so many kinds, right? It's full of loopholes."

[No wonder Zhongli and Yantuo didn't come along. Only Luo, an equally despicable woman, didn't think it was a big deal.]

[But this is what my wife asked for.]

[The one above, get out of here, Zhongli is mine]

[Draw your sword! Zhongli is my wife! ]

[…It’s really a bit like Kongtong]

[Actually, most of the people who say this are girls, so let’s start the fight! Zhongli can only be my husband! ]

"Hmm," Paimon said helplessly, "I think Zhongli also said that this tradition has been forgotten for a long time."

Ying'er put away her smirk and said calmly, "In short, 'you should pick flowers when they are in bloom, and don't wait until there are no flowers left to pick.' Who can say that you did something wrong?"

Paimon covered his head and said, "Hey, Paimon doesn't understand again."

"Okay, I'll do it for you." Ying'er said, looking helpless.

"Come and be my assistant. While I'm making the ointment, you have to focus on me."

[This is the mouth of God]

【Orange is in a good situation】

[It sounds like a fox’s tone]

[Speaking of which, why does Ying'er only tease us travelers? This is not the way to take advantage of others.]

[What do you know? Ying'er is only the King of Cars, not the King of the Sea. Of course, she won't do something that would make us travelers unhappy.]

[Maybe it's Luo's ability that allows others to ignore her or something]