Genshin Impact: After entering the card pool, I kicked away the knife and stabbed myself

(Preview reminder: This is the Blue Planet in a parallel world, and mhy doesn't have that much rhythm. All the anchors in the article are original and have nothing to do with reality. Resident Evil 8 was released on May 2021, 5. Although it is after the original god, just think of this as a parallel world released a year earlier. It does not affect the subsequent plot)

Blue Star.

September 2020, 9 is the day when Genshin Impact was officially launched.

Early in the morning, the female anchor was Huo'er, and she was fighting against Hachishaku Madam in "Resident Evil 8".

"Hey hey! You scared me before!"

The character controlled by Huo'erya was holding a fly swatter and swatted the back of the Hachiya Madam in front of him. Then, without waiting for Hachiya Madam to turn around, he circled the chair and came to the back of Hachiya Madam and swatted her again, repeating the cycle over and over again.

Well, this directly turns a horror game into something else.

The audience in the live broadcast room were almost tired of watching this scene. Although they felt a little speechless, seeing such a plump and enchanting lady being hit with a fly swatter by the big... ahem, I mean the big anchor, they suddenly felt that they were not going to get tired of it so quickly.

[Xiao Huo, it's really a bit hard for everyone to handle this kind of thing on the air so early in the morning]

[Hey, my wife is being fucked by my wife]

[Oh my goodness, the guy upstairs is a minotaur]

[What do you know? This is a true pure love warrior! ]

[Super administrator warning, this is such a vulgar thing... Can't you have more? ! ]

[Modo Modo, I want to see more of Lady Hachisha getting spanked]

Just when the perverts in the live broadcast room were still immersed in the beautiful scenery, they were suddenly interrupted by a voice announcement.

"Thanks to '奶白的雪子' for the eye-catching message"

"Hoho, are you still harassing Lady Hachishaku from a distance? The Genshin Impact PV has been released, why don't you go and watch it now?"

"Ah? The PV is released at this time? Aren't they going to wait until the server is launched?"

Huo'er was distracted and was tickled by Madam Bachi, but she was not in the mood to care about it now.

[It’s true, anchor, go and watch it]

[Stop abusing Lady Hachikatsu, I want to watch the original god pv! ]

[I’m tired of watching the fight with Hachishaku-no-Madam, let’s go watch the Genshin Impact PV]

All of a sudden, the old perverts in the live broadcast room turned into original perverts.

[Quick, quick, quick, I want to see which new wives in Genshin Impact I can pick up]

[Being whipped like Hachishaku-no-Madam, right? doge]

Well, it seems that the old batch and the original batch are actually compatible.

"Is it true or false?" It was Huo'er. She didn't believe it for a moment. The audiences in the live broadcast room all liked to have fun and often lied to her. After being a host for so long, she didn't believe a single word in the barrage.

"But think about it carefully. Genshin Impact will be launched at 10 o'clock, so it seems reasonable to release a PV at 8 o'clock to warm up the game... But it doesn't seem right either. It's so early in the morning, many people must not be awake yet, right? Genshin Impact doesn't need heat?"

[It's really true, I'm not lying to you]

[The name of the PV is "Footprints", go search it]

[It doesn’t take much time to search, just go and search]

[It’s true, I haven’t watched it, I was waiting to watch it with you Huo Huo]

Still holding a bit of doubt, it was Huoer who opened pilipili and clicked into the homepage of Genshin Impact from the special attention. The latest video was the main story chapter trailer PV of "Genshin Impact: Teyvat" - "Footprints"

"Is it really sent out? Let me see."

As Huo'er opened the video, Kong's voice was heard in the darkness.

'We didn't even get to say goodbye, so... I won't take it as a farewell.'

[What does this mean? Is Lao Mi starting to play Riddler? ]

[Why is it all black? Is it stuck? ]

[It seems to be the voice of the protagonist Sora]

'The war has begun,'

As Dainsleib's voice sounded, colors gradually appeared on the screen. (This is the real Riddler)

'It's a continuation of the last war.'

As two shooting stars passed by, a beautiful sea of ​​flowers appeared.

'The gods gilded the outline of desire with seven colors of light to show that their power is within reach.'

'And at the bottom of reality lies the smoldering wreckage, a warning to those who would overstep their bounds.'

[Who in the family understands? This is the real Riddler]

【Riddler, get out of Gotham! 】

【I don't understand Smecta】

Above the sea of ​​flowers, there is a young boy and a young girl.

[Wuhu, you are so beautiful]

[Who is standing next to my wife? Get out]

[Is this your first time watching PV? These two are the protagonists, they are brother and sister]

'The throne in the sky is never reserved for you.'

'But those who are overstepping their bounds, do not stop here. No one can sit back and watch the fire.'

The screen gradually turned black, and a pink thread appeared. It quickly extended and dispersed, weaving into a spider web.

The next moment, the view gradually zoomed out, and a white-haired woman in pink and white clothes appeared on the screen. The spider web was just a pattern on her clothes.

She closed her eyes, with a mysterious and noble temperament.

It was Huo'er. His eyes lit up: "Wife!"

【New wife! 】

[Anchor, don’t fight with me, this is my wife! ]

[Oops, why is my screen wet? It turns out that I have water leaking]

[The above person must be talking about saliva, right? ]

[It’s still abstinence-oriented, it will definitely explode when it comes out! ]

"Look..."

As Teacher Sun Ye's words rang out again, the eyes of the woman in white suddenly opened, revealing a pair of scarlet eyes with dull pupils.

"Oh my god, why do her eyes look like this?"

[Wow, my wife seems to be a contrast type?! These eyes definitely have a big story]

[These eyes are so beautiful, I love them even more]

"Indeed, this kind of look seems to have no highlight at all, and it makes people unable to stop cough cough cough..."

[Yes, yes, it feels like being played to pieces]

[It's like this normally, what would it be like if it was really broken?]

[Oh my goodness, is this a proper live broadcast room? ]

"Hey, dear viewers, this is the Green Environmental Protection Live Broadcast Room. Let's not talk about this. Just think about it yourself, or you'll be blocked by the super administrator. Let's continue watching the video."

What follows is Dainsleib’s (misleading) introduction to each country, and then after the last segment of the Riddler, the video ends.

But people in the live broadcast room were also discussing the information revealed in this preview PV.

The most talked about character is the woman in white behind the protagonist.

It was Huo'er who smacked his lips. "Oh, I feel like the characters later on aren't as interesting as the ones at the beginning. Speaking of which, that character with white hair and pink clothes, she's placed so early, will she be released very early? Are there any viewers who have participated in the internal test? Do you know when she will appear? Give me some spoilers or something."

[She has not appeared in the internal test]

[But since it's placed so early, it should come out sooner, right? And she must be very cool]

Some beta testers have spoken out about their experiences, but unfortunately, there is no news at all.

"Well, that's a shame. But it doesn't matter! The server will be open in two hours, and then I will rush in and find my new wife immediately."

[Hurry, hurry, hurry, I am the King of Hurry]

[I feel like every second is like an age, mhy I am going to see my wife right now]

[I seem to have a disease that will kill me if I can’t see my wife right away. MiHoYo, you are committing a heinous crime by not saving her.]

It was Huo'er. He was about to go back and continue to have fun with Madam Bashi, when he suddenly saw a comment:

[Are you still here watching the PV? The server has already been opened! ]

"Ah?!! The server is already open?!"