Genshin Impact: After entering the card pool, I kicked away the knife and stabbed myself

Liyue, Liyue Harbor, three bowls and you won’t be able to cross the harbor.

A handsome black-haired man was drinking.

He has well-defined facial features and his demeanor reveals a noble air. He has a pair of deep eyes, which makes people feel that he is unfathomable.

"Long time no see, what should I call you now?"

Luo moved over and sat next to him.

"Old friend, you can just call me Zhongli now."

Zhongli took a sip of wine and responded with a smile.

"Now my name is Luo."

Luo took out a bottle of cider from his pocket and put it on the table: "Come and drink this. This is what Monde, the drunkard poet, asked me to bring to you."

"It's him. Is he awake now?"

Zhongli said, calling the boss: "Give me some rice dumplings with fermented glutinous rice."

Luo said with some emotion: "After so many years, you still remember my preferences. This rice dumpling with fermented glutinous rice must be delicious."

"My old friend likes sweet snacks, so why not remember it?"

"These fermented rice dumplings are soft and sticky, and the soup has a strong wine flavor. They must be the type you like."

"It's a pity that there are not many old friends left who can drink and have fun with me..."

Zhongli sighed and drank the wine in the bowl.

"Okay, I know what you're going to say."

"However, now is not the time."

Luo heard Zhongli's hint. He had made a contract with him, but...

"Where are the travelers? Haven't they come to Liyue yet? You are well-informed, so you must know whether they have come or not, right?"

Zhongli asked, "Who is the Traveler...?"

"Then it seems that there is none."

So my flying speed is so fast? I have already flown from Mondstadt to Fontaine and then to Liyue, but Ying came directly from Mondstadt and hasn't arrived yet.

"She is the witness of destiny. All destiny will start when she arrives. You know what I mean."

Zhongli poured the cider into the bowl and said, "I see. It seems that you think highly of that young friend."

At this time, the fermented glutinous rice balls were also served.

Luo scooped up the fermented rice balls with a spoon and put them into his mouth.

"Hmm... it's delicious. Next time you see the Water Goddess, you can recommend this to her."

Zhongli asked in surprise: "You saw Fukaros?"

"Since she came to power, she has never communicated with other gods. I guess she is not an easy person to get along with."

"I didn't expect that I also have the same hobby of loving snacks as you."

Luo shook her head. She didn't want Zhongli to misunderstand Fu Nina, so she explained: "There are many reasons for this. Fu Fu is actually a good girl."

"But, what she's going to do is the same as one of my abilities."

"That's all I can say."

"From a universal perspective, your abilities are all against that person... I understand."

Zhongli secretly sighed in his heart. He didn't expect that in addition to the God of Ice, even the God of Water was doing similar things.

The war in Kanreya has really changed the world so much.

"Okay, the wine has been delivered, and I have also heard about the traveler from you. I still have some preparations to make. I'll take my leave now."

Luo finished all the rice dumplings in the bowl and then said goodbye to Zhongli.

After Luo left, Zhongli silently poured another bowl of wine.

"I want to buy some osmanthus flowers to carry with me to the wine, but it's a pity that my old friend... when will we meet again?"

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"I finally have time to check out the situation on Blue Star."

"I was so busy traveling after the drama ended that I didn't have time to watch it."

[Host, why don't you watch it while you're on the road? 】

"…If you don't drive properly, your loved ones will shed tears."

"Children, please don't play with your phone while driving~"

[In which world can children drive? 】

"System, when did you become a complainer?"

【What do you think? 】

"Ahem, let me see if there are any big guys who have made secondary creation videos of me. For example, Dark Cat, Mihalen, Drama Club, etc...."

[Thinking too much. This is the time point before the first player arrives in Liyue to trigger the main quest. How can a video be made so quickly?]

"It seems so too, let's take a look at the picture first."

"Luo Ying CP, this is a good drawing, huh? No, Ying can also be on it."

"Luokong CP, Luowen CP... I'd better pretend I didn't see it, even though some of them are really sweet."

"Luo Pai??? Family members, who knows what kind of weird CP Luo and Paimon are."

[Both have mysterious origins. Luo blew himself up, but there is still no news about Paimon. Players guess that Paimon has the same big problem as you.]

"But I'm so big, and Paimon is so small, and we're not even the same species... It feels a bit copper-smelting."

"Don't show me CP anymore, can you do something else?"

[Okay, I'll give you a knife]

"Luo traveled through time and space from the future. In the previous life, Ying died because of Luo. In this life, Luo wants to keep Ying by his side forever..."

“It’s just so-so, it feels a bit old-fashioned.”

"Come to think of it, I drew this before I went to Fontaine, right? But you guessed that I'm from the Abyss camp, okay."

[Host, you almost made your abyssal identity known, why do you still need to guess? ]

"Hey~"

"After all, I didn't intend to hide it."

"Well, the five hundred years have come, King Luo has returned, and this time, Luo wants everyone to know, blah blah..."

"A revised version of the Crooked-Mouth War God, huh? He was actually right... half way."

【Greasy】

"They provided a lot of popularity points, and you still dare to say that their paintings are greasy?"

[Ahem, I mean the original image of this painting is greasy]

"Tongzi, you have a strong desire to survive."

"Come to think of it, is the joke about the crooked-mouthed god of war already out at this time?"

[Yes, even if not, you are not in the same world. This is Blue Planet, and yours is Earth.]

"Ohhh, that's the way it goes."

Luo looked at some secondary creations and the analysis of Luo's identity in the forum, and finally closed the system interface.

[Host, you don't want to watch it anymore? ]

"No, there's nothing good to see."

[But host, you don't have anything else to do, right? Aren't you just waiting for Ying to come over now? ]

"Who said there's nothing I can do?"

【?what are you up to】

"There will be several version activities for each version. Although I can directly participate in them, I can also organize version activities."

[...makes sense]

"Then I have to prepare."

[Host, come on!]

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Tomorrow's chapter will be posted in the wrong volume because it is on schedule and there is no way to change the volume. I don't know what it will look like by then. I will try to change it back as soon as possible after posting it.