Siheyuan: I can integrate everything!
Chapter 148 Inviting Sha Zhu to Visit and Learn
Jia Zhang closed her lips tightly and pinched her nostrils to prevent the bees from getting close, but after a while, she felt like she was about to suffocate.
Whenever you open your mouth or loosen your nose, bees will fly in.
Half an hour later.
There is not a single bee left.
It was either swallowed into her mouth or went into her nose.
"Ms. Jia Zhang, I didn't expect your hobby is so unique. You swallowed a whole group of bees. Do you think you will be fine?" Wan Xingbang said sarcastically with a sneer.
"Oh no! Bees have poisonous stingers, the poison must be in her body!" Yi Zhonghai suddenly screamed.
"So what are you going to do now?"
Jia Zhang's face turned pale.
Whether it was due to psychological effects or the effects of poisoning, my whole body felt weak and it was difficult for me to even stand steadily.
"What can we do now?"
"Go see a doctor!" Yi Zhonghai urged her.
"But I don't have any money!" The first thing Jia Zhang thought of was the cost.
"I have a way that doesn't cost anything - inject 'gold juice' to help induce vomiting. As long as she vomits out all the bees, she'll be fine." Wan Xingbang proposed a cost-saving method.
"But you have to know that he has a feud with the Jia family. How could he suddenly become so kind?" Yi Zhonghai was puzzled.
"What is this 'gold juice'?"
Why does it feel so familiar?
Yi Zhonghai couldn't remember it for a moment, but he was sure he had heard of it before.
"The so-called golden juice, isn't that just feces?"
Someone who was watching the fun recognized him and said something.
Now Yi Zhonghai remembered!
Yes, that's right!
That’s it!
“What do you want me to do?”
Jia Zhang glared at Wan Xingbang.
"What are you looking at me doing?"
"I didn't order you to do that."
"But think about it, it takes nearly half an hour to get to the nearest clinic. Can you guarantee that the poison won't take effect after half an hour?"
"When you get to the clinic, you have to undergo triage, have your internal organs cleaned, and receive further observation and treatment, etc. These are not small expenses."
"I think it will cost at least 20 to 30 dollars."
"But if you use the golden juice to induce vomiting, it won't cost anything, and if you go to the hospital, it may be too late to treat you and you will have to pay a high fee."
Wan Xingbang stared at her with a smile on his face.
Jia Zhang attaches great importance to money, and is very likely to adopt this method if it can significantly save expenses!
"Hypnosis! Let Jia Zhang take the golden juice!"
So, she hesitated a little, and Wan Xingbang decided to lend a helping hand.
Jia Zhang thought about it and decided not to seek medical treatment in order to save money. In addition, under the influence of hypnosis, Jia Zhang made a quick choice!
Try to avoid spending!
"I will drink this golden juice."
Jia Zhang decided.
Xu Damao was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth.
"I can still help and help Aunt Jia take care of everything."
Yan Jiecheng also volunteered to provide assistance.
This is the best time to punish Jia Zhang in a fair and just manner.
moment,
Several young people stepped forward and volunteered to participate.
Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai was extremely helpless. Why weren't these people so enthusiastic about other things?
"I……"
"Shut up, what do you want to say?" Sha Zhu seemed to want to join them.
"I'm warning you, if you get all smelly, you won't be able to get near the bed tonight."
Niu Xiaocao held Sha Zhu tightly.
"Hey, then I won't go, is that ok?"
"I could just watch them drink!"
Shazhu touched his head as he spoke.
He was completely restrained by Niu Xiaocao.
The deaf old lady nodded with relief; someone really needed to supervise Sha Zhu.
Although Wan Xingbang is capable of managing him, he is only Sha Zhu's master, not his parent; so to some extent, this is somewhat inappropriate.
The situation is completely different for Niu Xiaocao.
As Shazhu's wife and one of the people very close to him, she is able to discipline him comprehensively.
"Mother Jia, are you sure you want to do this?" Yi Zhonghai still looked worried.
"Mother Jia, do you feel weak after eating so many bees?" "Do you feel uncomfortable in your stomach?"
"Has the toxicity already taken effect?"
In order to strengthen the suggestive effect of hypnosis, Wan Xingbang deliberately added such a sentence.
Hearing this, Jia's mother really felt weak all over and had a severe stomachache. So Yi Zhonghai had to wave his hand to signal everyone to do as he asked.
Xu Damao hurried to Jia's house, took a large bowl and a kitchen spoon, and then took a few young people to the public toilet in the yard.
Just five minutes later, they came back with a bowl full of dung soup.
Others hurried to clear the way for them to keep it open; the smell of the dung soup was really ** terrible.
Even people like Xu Damao and Yan Jiecheng felt uncomfortable, but they still forced themselves to endure it!
"Mother Jia, the dung soup is ready!"
"Drink it quickly! After drinking it, spit out the bees and you will be saved!" Wan Xingbang said with a smile on his face.
Xu Damao and the others finally couldn't help feeling disgusted; they placed the small bowl with a kitchen spoon in front of Mother Jia and waited for her to do it herself.
"Let me drink this by myself?" Mother Jia felt nauseous.
It was really hard for her to accept drinking this bowl of feces water herself.
"Qin Huairu, come here and help me!" So Mother Jia called Qin Huairu over.
"Mom, I..."
Qin Huairu was extremely happy.
It's perfect, the opportunity has finally come——
However, on the surface, she could only appear sad. She could not and dared not laugh, otherwise she would be accused of treason or suffer a beating from Jia **!
"What are you dragging your feet for?"
"Do you want to see me die of my poison?"
Qin Huairu showed a state of being forced into an awkward situation, "Mom, you made me drink the fecal water, you can't blame me!"
now.
All the neighbors in the yard came to watch this funny scene.
"Hahahaha, Mother Jia actually swallows feces."
"When I go to school tomorrow, I will definitely report this to my classmates and tell them that a neighbor swallowed feces!"
"Yes, I'm going to tell everyone that Jia's mother ate shit, but I'm not sure if they will believe it!"
The children were delighted and kept running around Mother Jia, their laughter was deafening.
He coughed a few times and said, "Family scandals should not be made public."
"No matter which family the child is from, please be sure to tell them well when you go back. Such things must never be revealed to outsiders!" Yi Zhonghai immediately stood up and asked parents to discipline their children well.
Qin Huairu gripped the spoon tightly, scooped a big mouthful and handed it to Lady Jia. Lady Jia's eyes were wide open but her lips were tightly closed.
"Mom, this won't work."
"If you close your eyes you can't see it, and if you pinch your nose you can't smell it." Qin Huairu gave advice to Lady Jia.
After thinking for a while, Jia's mother followed the instructions and closed her eyes, covered her nose, opened her mouth and raised her head, fully preparing herself to be baptized by the golden water.
Qin Huairu held out her hand and handed it over. Everyone around her held their breath in concentration.
Fall down!
Damn!
It seems that the golden juice really works immediately.
The result was so disgusting that as soon as it entered her mouth, Lady Jia gushed out huge amounts of liquid. The scene was even more spectacular than sprinkling water. Not only was the liquid all over the ground, but she herself was also splashed all over!
Uh!
Bangteng burst into tears
Because he was very curious, he came close to Lady Jia.
When she squirted, he was unfortunately hit by the first and only move. Hahaha!
Everyone in the yard couldn't help laughing.
"Grandma, I hate you, woooo!" Banggeng turned and ran away.
Go straight home.
Qin Huairu was extremely helpless. How could you get so close to her?
"Not enough! Not yet. We only saw one or two flying bees. Do we have to take full bees as the standard? Qin Huairu, continue to feed her the golden juice!"
...Seeking fresh flowers...
Wanjia Gang urged,
"What are you still standing there for?" "Why are you still hesitating?"
Fearing death, Jia's mother took the initiative to ask Qin Huairu for help.
Vomiting lasts for several minutes.
After struggling for a long time, Jia's stomach was finally empty. She seemed to have no strength left and could not vomit anything. "Mother, what is going on?"
After a lot of trouble, Jia Dongxu finally came back. Yi Zhonghai walked over to him and explained.
Then Qin Huairu helped Jia's mother back home.
"** Wan Xingbang, it's all his fault. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't have to drink the golden juice." Ugh... Jia Mu angrily cursed.
As soon as she mentioned "gold juice", she immediately recalled the feeling. The discomfort in her stomach was churning, but now she couldn't vomit it out again.
Because her stomach was already empty.
"Mother, why are there so many wild bees attacking you? What did you do?"
Jia Dongxu returned home and walked towards his mother, then took two steps back. The smell was too bad!
Even if I wash my face and brush my teeth three times, it still smells bad! It will take at least a few days to eliminate the odor.
"I just sat there and did nothing else."
"Why don't those annoying beasts go find some trouble with the Wan family gang?" Grandmother Jia was very annoyed.
She never believed that the bees were controlled by the Wan Family Gang! It was not until the night that she found out the whole story.
Everyone is still discussing the golden water that Old Lady Jia drank.
Even with the Yi family's confidentiality order, the news had spread throughout the courtyard in less than an hour. Everyone knew that she had drunk half a pot of feces juice! Less than two hours later.
There are multiple versions circulating.
One of the rumors is that Mrs. Jia was fighting with a dog for drinking manure water. Even the dog couldn't beat her! Another rumor is that she was so hungry that she ran to the manure pit to drink manure water!
By the next afternoon
Lou Xiao'e visited the mansion.
Wan Jia Gang personally grilled duck for Lou Xiao'e and invited Sha Zhu to learn from them. A group of children were attracted again.
Wan Jiabang also brought a whole bag of pine seeds weighing more than ten kilograms and asked Xiao'e to distribute them to the children in the yard.
The children enjoyed the meal very much.
Banggeng could only look far away. At Xu's house.
Xu Damao stood by the window with a bottle of wine in his hand. He swallowed it in a big gulp and stared through the window at Lou Xiao'e's smiling face.
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