Losing control before marriage, the abstinent president becomes a clingy person

"Only one of me and Lao Yan can go. The guys in the bar definitely can't go. As for the others... I have two good college classmates, but they both have jobs. They are civil servants, so they have few vacations and lack of freedom."

Ye Jianan said, "A suitable candidate suddenly popped into my mind."

"Who?"

"Gu Xiaotong."

"Gu Xiaotong?" Li Nuo was very surprised. "We are not familiar with each other."

"Sister, are you doubting your social skills?"

Ever since she met Li Nuo, she felt that she was an amazing social expert.

They are very friendly to everyone they meet. They can chat with strangers for an entire afternoon, gossiping about the neighbors. Older aunties talk about the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, and younger students talk about how many boyfriends they have had and whether they read pornographic novels. People of the same age ask where they had their bones shaved and the hyaluronic acid injected. When they have nothing to do, they can even squat down and chat with the Husky who is resting at the door of the bar.

He has a natural talent for languages ​​and never runs out of topics to talk about.

When it comes to bragging, Li Nuo is an absolute genius.

If bragging has a realm, she thought, Li Nuo should be at the level of the Grandmaster.

It was only because of the changes in her family in recent years that she gradually changed her personality.

I don't want to go out and I'm too lazy to deal with interpersonal relationships.

After hearing what she said, Li Nuo came back to his senses, "If you hadn't mentioned it, I would have almost forgotten what I used to be like."

Ye Jianan held her hand and said, "Now that you have let it go, find your former self again."

Li Nuo leaned on her shoulder, feeling sad, "Yeah, okay."

……

In the hospital, Gu Qiyu was taken back to the ward, given an IV, and slept for an afternoon. He soon woke up.

Before I opened my eyes, I could smell the delicious barbecue aroma.

Then lamb kebabs, chicken wings, and grilled chicken feet came to mind.

After slowly opening his eyes and seeing the dripping bottle above his head, he thought for a moment that he had a fever and was going crazy.

How could there be barbecue in a hospital?

At the right moment, my stomach began to growl, but my head felt dizzy and my whole body felt weak. I broke out in sweat when I moved my hands and feet.

When he adjusted himself and turned his eyes downwards, and saw a group of people sitting together drinking, he realized that he was not hallucinating.

"Drink! Is it fun to be so hesitant when drinking?"

"Lu Qitian, you stole my lamb kidney! Give it back to me!"

“This lamb kebab is authentic and delicious!”

"These chicken wings are not bad either. You know what, being a bedmate can be so exciting. I wish Brother Yu could live in the hospital for the rest of his life so that we can eat barbecue every day."

Gu Qiyu: "..."

Gu Qiyu looked through the gap and saw five brothers sitting around a large table, enjoying a barbecue and drinking beer...

He had just woken up and was almost passed out from anger again.

"You...you are a bunch of conscienceless beasts!"

The five people turned to look at him at the same time, holding a skewer in one hand and a beer in the other.

The movements are unified, the expressions are unified.

One of the brothers asked, "Brother Yu, are you awake?"

"If you don't wake up, I'm afraid you beasts will have a party in my ward!"

Lu Qitian said, "We are afraid that you will be lonely. If you want to have a party, that's fine. At worst, I can find a few more beauties to come over and have fun together for you."

"Get out!" Gu Qiyu sat up angrily, trembling like a person on the verge of death.

Fortunately, the five people watched him sit up and eat by himself without anyone coming to help him.

"Are you here to take care of the patient, or to offend me?"

Huo Zunbao ate a bite of mutton skewers and drank a sip of beer. "That's why you don't know better. We are afraid that you will be lonely in the ward. Do you want us to watch over you with wide eyes?"

Gu Qiyu was speechless, "Okay! You bastards!"

He swallowed and said, "Give me a whole bunch of kidneys!"

Huo Zunbao stood up and handed him a bowl of bland millet porridge. "Here, your meal. The doctor said you can only eat liquid food these days."

Gu Qiyu glanced at the bowl of millet porridge and said, "Where are the fish? There is no meat at all."

"Patients should eat what they should eat. Follow the doctor's orders." Huo Zunbao put the porridge next to him and sat back in his seat.

Gu Qiyu was very angry and didn't want to eat at first, but he couldn't resist his hunger, so he picked up the big bowl of porridge and drank it quickly like water.

After drinking, he cleared his throat, "Well... after I fainted, what did anyone say? Was anyone worried about me?"

Huo Zunbao pretended to be dumbfounded, "Who?"

Gu Qiyu threw a pillow at him: "Are you really that stupid?"

Huo Zunbao smiled and said, "Your wife? Oh no, your ex-wife?"

Gu Qiyu's face turned black.

"Tsk, I just helped call an ambulance. I don't know if that counts as being nervous."

"Just called an ambulance?" Gu Qiyu's heart sank.

"It's already pretty good, what else do you want?" Huo Zunbao said, "Look at the harm you caused to me before, leaving me alone in Yongcheng for more than two years for no reason. If it were me, I probably wouldn't just not help you call an ambulance, I would kick you twice!"

Gu Qiyu's face darkened even more. "Take out your phone."

"what?"

"You'll know when you take it out."

Huo Zunbao took it out timidly and handed it to him.

Gu Qiyu didn't answer and said, "Take a picture for me and send it to WeChat Moments."

Huo Zunbao did as he was told and took a photo of him lying sick in bed, unable to take care of himself.

Then he asked, "You don't send it yourself?"

Gu Qiyu said with a dark face: "She has blocked me."

"Puff..." Huo Zunbao couldn't help it.

"very funny?"

“Okay, I won’t laugh, okay?” He posted the photo he had just taken on his Moments, and captioned it, “Just got back from the brink of death, now he won’t eat or drink, he’s dying, emotionally broken, I’ve tried to persuade him for a long time, he doesn’t even have the desire to live anymore, ah…”

After editing, he immediately clicked publish.

When Gu Qiyu saw the circle of friends, his expression was indescribable.

Huo Zunbao swore: "If she were a person, after seeing this message, she would immediately bring a large box of supplements to see you! And throw herself in front of your bed, crying and shouting: Gu Qiyu, please don't die, don't abandon me, I have always loved you, please get well soon, I want you to kiss me, hug me and lift me up high!"

Huo Zunbao's performance immediately made the entire ward lively.

"Then I'll post a circle of friends to confirm the fact that Brother Yu has lost the desire to live because of emotional trauma."

"If Sister Nuonuo sees you like this, she will definitely cry to death and wish to remarry you immediately!"

“Brother Yu, if you make peace with Sister Nuonuo, we brothers will all be great contributors.”

Gu Qiyu thought about it and felt that it made sense, so he happily waited for Li Nuo to cry...