The boss of the royal sister refused to admit the birth of the ball, so I ran with the ball in the o

Chapter 437: You can also call me Old Loach?

"Is what you want me to do just that simple?"

When Joker heard what Xuanshui Luoshen needed him to do, his eyes suddenly widened with a look of disbelief.

Xuanshui Luoshen: "What else?"

Joker opened his mouth and said for a long time: "Don't you want me to stop cooperating with the beastmen? Stop targeting you?"

"Or, how about letting me infiltrate the beast tribe as an undercover agent and use a counter-espionage strategy to obtain intelligence for you?"

Xuanshui Luoshen showed a look of disdain in her beautiful eyes, and said, "For someone like you who treats words as farts and swears as spitting on the ground, even if I ask you to break off cooperation with the beastmen, will you listen to me obediently?"

"Besides, I asked you to be an undercover agent? With your personality that wants the world to be in chaos, you're probably informing both sides and wishing we could start a fight sooner rather than later?"

Joker showed an embarrassed look on his face, waved his hands, and said shamelessly: "Hey, my character is not that bad, at least I always keep my word to those young ladies, mature ladies, and beauties."

"If it's a one-night stand, there will definitely not be a second night. If you say you won't contact me, then you won't contact me again. If you say you won't show up again, then you won't show up again."

Xuanshui Luoshen raised her slender middle finger, which was flawless even under the glove. "How do you explain the Queen of Dongying Country and the Lady of Country M?"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Joker's face turned red, and he said with a guilty conscience: "Well, well, it's because they can't forget me. They tried every possible means to contact me."

"They just can't forget how powerful I was that night. It's none of my business! I didn't take the initiative to contact them!"

"I just enjoy helping others and I can't bear to let them suffer from lovesickness."

"Ah, who made me a warm-hearted and good young man?"

Xuanshui Luoshen: "I don't want to waste my time talking to you. In a word, will you do this?"

Joker's face fell: "Do I have a choice?"

"Yes, I will kill you and turn you into a card."

Xuanshui Luoshen pointed the Xuanshui Likong Halberd at Joker's forehead. The tip of the halberd emitted a chill that could freeze the air and a spatial force that slightly distorted the space. Joker raised his hands and smiled a harmless, honest, and pure smile:

"I will do it, I will do it, I promise to complete the task!"

"Even if I have to climb mountains of swords and plunge into seas of fire, I will still..."

Xuanshui Luoshen was in no mood to listen to his nonsense and said directly: "Okay, give me the thing you stole from Country M."

Hearing this, Joker's face froze, and his back teeth almost broke: "No, you all know this! What else don't you know?!"

Joker thought he had done it secretly enough, after all, only he and a few other people knew about it.

The thing he stole was of great importance. Once it was exposed, it would probably cause unrest among the modified humans and disrupt the existing balance.

He can guarantee that those people will never leak this matter.

But he didn't expect that he was still discovered by Xuanshui Luoshen.

Xuanshui Luoshen said calmly, "Well, we didn't know you were doing pull-ups with the new priest's mother in the church in Country M."

"We didn't know that you had been driving a train with the Queen of East Sakura all night on a beach that was constantly hit by the waves."

"We didn't know you were in the bush with the wife of the Porcupine Clan..."

"Stop, stop, stop! Stop talking!"

Joker was speechless: "I really don't have any privacy at all in front of your Dragon Hidden Army?"

Xuanshui Luoshen didn't say anything, but it seemed like she said everything.

"Okay, okay, I'll give it to you, you give it to you."

Joker raised his hand and a ring flew out, which Xuanshui Luoshen caught in his hand.

Joker reminded, "Tell your old loach to be careful. Although I took this thing out before it was finished, no one can guarantee that they don't have a second one."

"I have tried this thing myself. It is only a semi-finished product, but it can completely suppress me. If I hadn't prepared in advance, I would have been killed."

"Once this thing is finished, your old loach will probably be doomed."

"If something really happens to your old loach, the existing balance of the world will be completely disrupted, and then we will really fall into endless wars."

Listening to Joker's explanation, Xuanshui Luoshen looked at the ring in her hand with her beautiful eyes moving slightly, and said secretly in her heart:

"Sure enough, it seems that our discovery in the extreme south was not false. Those people really found some secrets deep under the ice..."

"Okay, I'll give you the things, and I'll do what you tell me to do."

"Don't worry. Even though my words sound like farts and my oaths sound like spit, I will really do it seriously this time. After all, I also like to do what you ask me to do."

"Well, Ghana~"

After saying that, Joker put some oil on his feet and was about to run away.

Xuanshui Luoshen raised her hand, and the Xuanshui Liekong Ji in her hand directly pinned the Joker, who was about to run away, to the ground with his head down and his buttocks up.

Joker was speechless: "No, sister, do you have anything else to say?"

Xuanshui Luoshen said, "I'm just reminding you. I don't care why you cooperate with the beast tribe, what your purpose is, or why you want to help the Nangong family deal with the Guangfu Mu family. But if you dare to have any thoughts about that woman Mu Qingcheng, I will chop you into pieces and feed you to the dogs."

"I know you like young women the most, especially beautiful wives, but you can't touch this person."

"This..." Joker hesitated.

Because the reason why he was willing to agree to the beast tribe to help the Nangong family do something was because of Mu Qingcheng, who was known as the most beautiful woman in Guangzhou and was also a married woman...

There was no way. When he first saw the photo of Mu Qingcheng, he already had the idea of ​​getting her.

A young woman, a mother with a child, a beauty, a queen, with perfect long legs, this is almost a full buff for him!

"Ok?"

Xuanshui Luoshen said "hmm", and the murderous intent and coldness contained in that voice made Joker shudder.

It is said that people have to bow their heads under the eaves, not to mention that his life is in the hands of the other party. No matter how reluctant he is, no matter how attractive Mu Qingcheng is, he can only nod and agree quickly: "Okay, okay, okay! I won't pay attention to her, I won't pay attention to her, okay?"

"Well, get lost."

Xuanshui Luoshen took back the Xuanshui Liekong Halberd, then swung the halberd and hit Joker directly on the waist, knocking him away.

Looking at Joker flying away like a meteor, Xuanshui Luoshen snorted coldly:

"You think you can call me old loach? I'll freeze your kidneys and stop you from having sexual desire for two months."