Zerg: I am the real white moonlight in the Zerg
Chapter 123: Turning One Sheep into Countless Sheep
Noticing Fanfan's expression, Bafeng laughed with interest.
"It seems that our Mr. Fanfan seems to like Peranbo very much?"
Bafeng stood up with the help of his cane, walked to Peranbo, and straightened his messy clothes with one hand.
"How did it become like this?"
His tone was kind yet slightly stern, like the most qualified father in the entire empire: "It's not the first time I've left home, but this time I've made myself so embarrassed."
"There are still guests here, why don't you change your clothes?"
Peranbo lowered his head, lowered his eyebrows and said submissively, "Yes."
During the conversation between Bafeng and Peranbo, Fanfan had already restrained the expression on his face and suppressed the shock in his heart.
Silver hair and silver eyes, could it be related to Windsor? Or... to the King Bug?
"Mr. Fanfan, I'm sorry to have embarrassed you."
Bafeng turned around and sat down opposite Fanfan again: "Is the food not to your taste?"
"Peranbo often complains that the food is not to his liking. What a pity! These are made from the freshest exotic beast meat. The appetites of young insects are really picky nowadays."
Bafeng seemed very worried about this: "You have to eat well, so that you can ensure the meat is delicious and your offspring are healthy, don't you think so, Mr. Fanfan?"
"..."
Fanfan instinctively felt that it would be better for him not to answer this question.
Bafeng was obviously used to Fanfan's non-cooperation, and he was not angry. Just when he was about to say something, a bug walked up to his ear and said something.
Fanfan moved his ears and only vaguely heard the words "someone is coming".
Peranbo came back just at this time. He changed into the white suit that Bafeng had always prepared for him, and was put in his seat by Bafeng.
"That's great. Let Peranbo accompany Mr. Fanfan." Bafeng put on his coat and hat, leaned on his cane, and said, "I have a regular customer to meet, so I won't be a nuisance to you here."
"You two can chat as much as you want, Peranbo, but don't be disrespectful to our guest insects, understand?"
"...Yes, father."
"Good boy."
Bafeng raised his hand with satisfaction, asked all the bugs to follow him out, and closed the door.
Only Peranbo and Fanfan were left facing each other in this huge room.
"..."
"..."
Peranbo was the first to break the silence.
"It seems that the male father has chosen an excellent female beast for me."
What he said made Fanfan feel extremely uncomfortable: "Sir, I don't understand what you are talking about?"
"say what?"
Peranbo showed a harmless smile. He looked a little older than Bai Meng, and in fact, he was indeed older. Peranbo was already 25 years old this year. After adulthood, he was a mature cow or sheep.
He picked up the cutlery on the table and began to cut the food that had not been touched by Bafeng.
"Let me tell you, Mr. Van Van Sith, about your current situation."
He lifted a piece of exotic beast meat, let it stay in the air for a short while, then threw it onto the table, pointing at the piece of meat with a dinner knife.
"If this piece of meat comes from a male exotic beast, then what should we do to make it multiply, Mr. Fanfan?"
"..."
"The smartest thing to do," Perambo continued cutting the next piece of meat and placing it next to the previous one, "is to find a suitable female for this male beast."
"Let them mate and reproduce, and give birth to countless offspring."
"That beast is me." Perambo stabbed the fork into the first piece of meat and put it into his mouth.
"Obviously, unfortunately, that female beast is you." Perambo forked up the second piece of meat and put it back on the plate.
"Do you understand, Mr. Fanfan?"
"They want to continue this bloodline of filth and holiness, turning one sheep into countless sheep."
He put down his knife and fork, stood up, lowered his head gracefully, and slowly stretched out his arms, as if he was performing an ancient welcoming ceremony: "Welcome to this devil's pasture! Sir, you and I are both cattle and sheep here!"
Then Peranbo sat back in his seat and said to Fanfan in a malicious and joking tone: "Guess? Who was the tycoon who bid the highest at the auction five years ago and wanted to buy all your bugs after hearing the news about the Sith family?"
"If we hadn't left one for those crazy male insects, you wouldn't have lost one... Oh, is that your uncle or brother?"
Stab it!
A dinner knife stabbed into the back of Perambo's chair, less than an inch away from his face.
Fanfan ignored the heavy chains on his legs, jumped over the table and rushed towards Peranbo, grabbing Peranbo's neck.
"How dare you mention my uncle!? How dare you?!!!"
"Cough cough!" Peranbo smiled bitterly. His neck was really in trouble today.
"No matter who you are, you must pay the price for your words today!"
"Cough! Cough cough! Cough cough!" Peranbo took advantage of the blind spot of the surveillance camera blocked by Fanfan and spoke to Fanfan in an almost inaudible voice.
【The king asked me to rescue you. 】
Fan Fan paused for a moment, and the next second he looked even more ferocious as he tried to strangle the male insect in front of him.
The door opened as expected, and Baphomet Mammon waved his hand at the farce in front of him. A dozen insects came forward and separated the two insects.
"Cough! Cough! Cough! Cough! Cough! Cough!!"
Peranbo complained in his heart that this female insect had such strong hands that she could break his neck even with special gloves on.
"It seems that there is some unpleasantness between my adopted son and Mr. Fanfan."
Bafeng walked up to Peranbo who had fallen to the ground and pressed the bottom of his staff onto Peranbo's palm.
Peranbo was still smiling, as if he didn't feel any pain.
Bafeng exerted force and the staff pierced through Peranbo's palm.
Only then could Peranbo hold back a cry of pain.
Bafeng twirled his cane and said to Fanfan sincerely, "I apologize to Mr. Fanfan on his behalf. I hope Mr. Fanfan can forgive his offense."
Fan Fan ignored this scene and sneered, "In this case, don't let this Excellency appear in front of me again."
"What you just said was really rude, Mr. Fanfan," Bafeng shook his head and issued a gentle rebuke: "You should know that the imperial law is very strict on female insects that attack male insects."
"Based on what you just did, I could take you to the Supreme Court."
"I am really amazed by the way Your Excellency Bafeng invites insects to be his guests." Fan Fan was not afraid at all. He had already fallen into their hands anyway. The bigger the fuss, the better. This way, Your Excellency and the others would be safer.
"I believe the Supreme Court will give me the most fair trial."
"Why are you so reckless, Mr. Fanfan? You still have a lot of youth left, don't you?"
"I guess my wayward adopted son must have said something that irritated you."
Bafeng pulled out his cane and said, "Peranbo, why don't you apologize to Mr. Fanfan?"
"I taught you, Peranbo, that the bugs of the Mammon family would not be infected with the bad habits of the male bugs outside."
"...Ahem, yes, father."
Peranbo climbed up, grabbing the pierced wrist and bowing his head to Fanfan.
"I'm very sorry, Mr. Fanfan, it was Peranbo who said the wrong thing."
"Very good," Bafeng looked at the obedient Xiongzi with satisfaction, and said to Fanfan, "Mr. Fanfan seems to have not visited my humble home yet. How about Peranbo taking him on a tour?"
"I believe you two will get along very well."
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