Plant elves, popular on the Internet by planting
Chapter 6 Federal Declaration
Si Yao was completely oblivious to what was happening on Starnet. He stood on tiptoe and touched the lion's clean, furry head, praising it, "Good boy."
The lion nudged her hand forward, then walked up to her, leaned down, and motioned for her to sit on it.
Si Yao looked at his actions in surprise and asked him hesitantly, "Do you want me to sit on it?"
The lion looked at her and growled softly, "Ah!"
Si Yao smiled and sat on the lion's body, touching his neck, "Good boy."
"She was wearing a white dress and sitting on the marshal, looking as beautiful as a painting. She covered her mouth and cried.jpg"
"Let's go, let's go, hurry up, the camera follows!"
"It's been half an hour, @Federal Government, your meeting hasn't finished yet?"
“It’s out, it’s out! The announcement has been made!”
“@Federal Government: Regarding the recent rumors about Marshal Wen Xiao, which maliciously smeared the government’s image and damaged the federal government’s image, the government solemnly declares the following:
1. Marshal Wen Xiao's physical condition is completely true and there is no fraud. The attached pictures are Marshal Wen Xiao's physical examination report, mental riot examination report, and plant immunity report.
2. Regarding the strange woman who appeared in Marshal Wen Xiao’s live broadcast, it was found that the account of this life form does not exist and she is a federal black household. However, because she is a plant grower, she is exempted from administrative punishment. The government will continue to pay attention to her movements and will provide assistance as soon as possible if necessary.
3. Some marketing accounts have used StarNet to "attract attention" and "drive traffic" with false information, wantonly smearing and slandering the federal government and misleading uninformed Star citizens. The government will prosecute them.
4. Regarding the plant problem raised by the grower, the Federal Elf Research Institute has already started research. I believe that in the near future, apples will be on the tables of the star citizens.
The Federation thanks everyone for their continued support and trust, and believes that rumors stop with the wise. We firmly resist malicious rumors and despicable acts of smearing the Federation, and reserve the right to pursue legal responsibility. "
"Ha, ha, ha. I laughed, I was just pretending.jpg"
"The whole thing is perfunctory!"
"How did an illegal immigrant get into a deserted planet by passing through so many military garrisons? How could a spacecraft without an approved route land on a deserted planet? Come on, @Federal Government, why don't you tell me? I really want to go on a day trip to a deserted planet. My native language is speechless.jpg"
"The Marshal is immune to all plants, so he only has feelings for her, right? Do you believe what you said? Point and point.jpg"
"Okay, my old novel has a replacement. The boss is allergic to women, but not to the heroine. I'll just think of it as the government taking the lead in eating sugar_(:3」∠)_."
"Don't mention it, it's pretty good, but I hope the Marshal won't keep doing stupid things with the beast form. I always feel like the planter is taking care of a child. Silently lights a cigarette.jpg"
"I couldn't sleep anyway, so I read carefully for half the night, and finally I could make out the words between the lines. The whole book was filled with two words: 'perfunctory'!"
"Okay, I've already put up a banner at the entrance of the Federation's main planet government. Honey Smile.jpg"
"Brother, wait for me, I'll print it soon! Give me five minutes, I'll be there soon!"
There is a lot of turmoil over there, but here on the desolate planet, life is peaceful and quiet.
Si Yao held a branch covered with leaves above his head to block the sun.
In fact, the interstellar desert is not hot and there is almost no sunlight, but this body is really too fragile.
After less than half a day in the sun, the snow-white skin had already turned red.
Si Yao leaned on the lion's back, and he carried her steadily back to the starship she had left before.
Pingping flew in with some surprise, looked at the exquisite and reflective starship in front of her, stretched out her little hand, touched the buttons, touched the lights, touched the chair, touched the straps, and even touched the trash can.
There was no place where she was not new and interesting.
Si Yao chuckled as he watched Pingping flying up and down, left and right. He didn't even think of stopping her. He waited until she had explored the entire spaceship before letting the apple tree following behind him find a place nearby to take root.
When Pingping saw her owner sitting down, she flapped her wings and flew out, plucked the most beautiful fruit from the apple tree, held a bright red apple bigger than herself in both hands, and looked at her owner with her little face raised eagerly.
Si Yao took the fruit she handed over, touched her hair with a smile, and gently kissed her pink and tender little face. He felt that the little apple tree elf was even cuter.
Pingping's face instantly turned red from her face to the back of her ears, and she turned her back shyly.
Ahhhh, the master kissed Pingping, the master likes Pingping〃?〃! ! !
The lion was watching this scene from behind, and his already confused mind finally managed to figure out the relationship between the two.
Pick an apple—pass it over—kiss it.
The lion shook its mane, walked to the door of the spaceship with vigorous steps, bit off a large piece of branch with an apple on it, ran excitedly to Si Yao and put it down.
Looking at Si Yao expectantly, "Ah~"
Si Yao blinked his big eyes and suddenly felt something was wrong.
Sure enough, the next second, Pingping's crying sounded again, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!!!" My apple tree! It's gone! More than half of it is gone! It hurts so much!!!
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuu X﹏X!!!
Bad lion! Ugly lion! Vicious lion!
Si Yao quickly hugged the little elf who was crying.
In the past, when the elves cried, it was just a lot of noise but little action. She thought that elves didn’t have tear glands and could only cry a few times?
Bean-sized tears rolled down Pingping's big round eyes, feeling extremely aggrieved.
Soon her petal-shaped skirt was soaked with tears.
Pingping had been trying to hold back her crying, but after being held in Si Yao's arms, she couldn't stop. The whole little elf pushed herself into Si Yao's arms, crying and wailing, "Boo! Boo! Boo!"
Throw this stinky lion out! Bad! The lion is bad! He bullied Ping Ping! Ping Ping's apple tree! It hurts so much!
Si Yao was actually a little curious, was the pain of this elf connected to the native tree?
Then how come on the way back, the elf didn't seem to feel any pain at all when he picked a branch to shade her from the sun?
"Ping Ping, do you feel pain?"
Ping Ping was choked by her tears. She wiped away the tears on her face with her little hands, revealing her chubby little face. She looked at Si Yao, hesitated for a moment, and finally told the truth, "嘤嘤嘤."
It didn't hurt, but Ping Ping felt sad. Ping Ping had taken such good care of the apple tree, and in an instant, more than half of it was gone.
Ping Ping tried hard to open her arms and imitate how big her crown was that had been lost, but the elf was too small and she couldn't make it out no matter how hard she tried.
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