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The windmill car raised a vine high up and was about to hit it, but it stopped in mid-air.

Emmm...

This is Si Yao’s new elf.

If he beats her, will he never have energy stones to eat again?

Well……

He can still distinguish between a full meal and a full meal.

Windmill paused slightly, slowly retracted its vines, placed the elf in front of it on the bedside table beside it, and tapped her forehead with its vines.

Bad boy, don’t bully others.

The lettuce elf covered his forehead and slapped the vine directly, then stepped forward and stepped on the windmill's vines, pressed a finger under his eyes, and made a face at the windmill.

Windmill: ...

Don’t be angry, don’t be angry, she is still a newborn elf, there is no need to be angry.

For the sake of the energy stone, just bear with it.

The vines of the windmill rolled up and then loosened, rolled up again and loosened again, building up mental strength frantically.

How come he got fucked twice in less than a day? Why were both of them so horny? If they weren't Si Yao's elves, he would have whipped them!

So angry!

When the lettuce elf saw that he didn't react, he frowned in confusion, grabbed a vine and wrapped it around his hand, then pulled it hard.

Windmill Cart felt himself suddenly fall forward, and the whole elf's head felt dizzy and uncomfortable.

How come this little elf has such great strength?

If he continues to tolerate this, he will no longer be a windmill!

hateful!

Windmill puffed up its little face and was extremely angry. It threw a vine at her and started wrestling with her.

"Click——"

"Boom——"

"Clap-"

Si Yao was woken up by the pain when he fell to the ground.

A little white fox struggled to climb up a wooden cabinet from the ground, found clothes and put them on to turn back into human form. Its white hair was disheveled. It looked at the completely falling apart bed, the shattered bedside table next to it, and the broken flower pot with an expression of disbelief.

There were also two elves wrestling with each other, unable to separate.

Si Yao felt his brain suddenly stop for a moment. He blinked and looked at the falling apart wooden bed in front of him.

Although it is a wooden bed, it is actually precision-machined inside and contains interstellar machinery. Even if ten big men jumped on it, it would not fall apart like this.

The ground was littered with wood debris, broken robotic arms, and shattered steel frames.

Si Yao gritted her teeth, stood up with her hands on the ground, and stared sinisterly at the two elves who were still fighting over there and hadn't noticed that she had woken up.

The lettuce elf raised his hand and grabbed the windmill's vines, pulling him with all his strength, and slammed him to the ground with a loud "bang".

Si Yao looked at the scene in front of him with some surprise. To be honest, the Windmill Cart was actually very powerful, but it was too big. When the vines attacked, the Lettuce Elf could always dodge them nimbly, and then turn around and kick him, or just grab the Windmill Cart and beat him up before running away.

It can be said that she had her own strategy and it was a one-sided fight.

Maybe this means that the cuter they dress, the fiercer they fight?

Si Yao looked at the cracked floor and breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the floor underneath was built firmly, so there shouldn't be any problems in the short term. If the floor cracked, he could just replace it with a new one.

The windmill car failed to hit her many times and became a little impatient. He became more and more courageous and rushed forward madly like a fool, wanting to continue fighting with her.

Si Yao seized the opportunity and when he saw the two elves pause for a moment, he rushed forward and grabbed them both with one hand each.

Fengcheche realized something and suddenly froze. Wow, his meal ticket for today is gone (╥╯﹏╰╥)?.

Why did he suddenly get so mad and chase her and beat her up?

And I was beaten so hard that it hurt so much.

Seeing that Windmill had realized it, with its vines drooping dejectedly and the flowers wilting, he stopped scolding him and just looked at the elf who had caused trouble on his first day.

The lettuce elf was extremely brave and looked into her eyes, looking fearless.

Isn't she a lettuce elf? How can she fight so well when lettuce looks so fragile? This doesn't make sense.

At first she thought that this little elf would be a copy of Xia Wu or be as shy as Mangmang, so how could he have such a bad temper?

"Ahhh!" Put me down and don't pinch me, or I'll beat you!

Si Yao: ...

It's the opposite of Tian Gang! How can this be possible!

Just as I was about to say something, I heard footsteps running up the stairs.

Jiang Wan panted, holding onto the empty door frame, looked at the mess in the room, and blinked.

"Marshal Wen Xiao said there was some noise in your bedroom, but judging from the sound it shouldn't be an outsider breaking in. It's not convenient for him to come in, so let me come up and take a look." Jiang Wan spoke softly, her eyes moving from the fallen door to the broken bedside table, the shattered lamp on the floor, the broken pieces of the bed that could no longer be identified, and the fragments that were completely indistinguishable moved to Si Yao's messy hair and then fell on the two elves in Si Yao's hands.

Especially the green elf.

Jiang Wan blinked slowly, "What happened to you? Was your house... destroyed?"

Jiang Wan spoke uncertainly and blinked in disbelief.

Si Yao held one in each hand tightly. The lettuce elf tried hard to break free from Si Yao's hands, but was completely unable to move. The elf was so angry that its whole body turned round.

Too much!

"Ahhh!" Please let me go! I'm really angry! I'm really angry! I'm really, really angry!

He didn't even call the last one, which showed that he was very angry.

Si Yao glanced at her lightly and said calmly, "Okay, you can be angry."

Her bedroom was demolished, but she wasn't angry yet. Instead, the culprit became angry first.

She's angry, but this little elf's anger won't affect her in any way.

In one word, it is regret.

You should never, ever, breed this lettuce elf. How could this lettuce elf be so troublesome? Shouldn't it be a well-behaved, cute, but sleepy little cutie?

Si Yao's eyes were gloomy, and he even wanted to stuff this little elf back into the lettuce, and go back to yesterday and shovel it out directly.

She didn't really want this kind of elf that destroyed the house.

Si Yao looked at Jiang Wan, raised the lettuce elf in his hand with despair, and looked at her with a stiff smile, "This elf did it. Yes, and the windmill car."

The windmill car was hit hard, and the elf was so depressed that it seemed that if he was let go, he would hide in the corner and start crying.

The Windmill Cart only looks fierce, but its actual ability is just to grow larger. On the contrary, this little elf seems to be good at strength.