Plant elves, popular on the Internet by planting

"Hello, my dear cactus, are they ripe? That's fast! I just have a question, has anyone eaten cactus before?"

"Can cactus be eaten?"

"Of course you can. In the Blue Planet era, you can eat the whole cactus!"

"No, I feel a little sick when I think about the time our planet was attacked by a mutant cactus."

"You can think of it this way. The alienated plants that you trampled under your feet before have become food on your table. Isn't it okay again in an instant?"

"No, thank you."

Si Yao casually scrolled through the pages and turned off his computer. He felt that everything would happen at the same time.

Lan Zhuochi walked over slowly, wiping his eyes. He seemed to have slept for a long time. He looked at the spaceship rental on the table and asked in a strange tone, "Do you want to rent a spaceship?"

"Ah, yes."

"I have a spaceship parked at the space station..."

Before he finished speaking, Si Yao stood up decisively and held his hand, "Can you lend it to me?"

Lan Zhuochi nodded hesitantly, his attention shifted to the small hand that was tightly holding his palm, "Okay."

Ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

My sister took the initiative to shake his hand! My sister took the initiative to shake his hand!

He wants to show off in the group! He wants to show off right now!

Lan Zhuochi's expression remained unchanged, and he asked her gently, "Why do you suddenly need a spaceship? Are you going somewhere? You don't have a spaceship driver's license, so I'll take you there?"

"No, I borrowed it for a friend."

friend?

Alarm bells instantly rang in Lan Zhuochi's heart.

The main star Z043 is a planting star. Yaoyao goes to the fields every day and it is easy for her to meet other planters, but there are also those yellow-haired people who come to deceive young planters in order to get promoted quickly.

My sister is still so young, and it’s easy to be fooled at first glance.

Lan Zhuochi pretended to be indifferent, but in fact he was very concerned. "Is your friend a boy or a girl?"

Si Yao gave him a strange look and said, "A girl." After a moment, he explained, "A sister I met on this planet."

Lan Zhuochi's tense expression visibly relaxed. It's fine as long as she's a girl, it's fine as long as she's a girl. He calmly handed her an extremely thin card and said, "There's the Lan family emblem on the spaceship. It's easy to recognize."

After a pause, Lan Zhuochi's gaze rested on a green elf he had never seen before, who was carefully tidying up a pile of spaceship rental business cards that Si Yao had placed on the table.

The elf exudes his favorite bamboo scent all over his body.

Zhu Xiao slowly tidied up the table, and then suddenly noticed an extremely sticky gaze. He turned his head and was frightened. He quickly turned around and ran behind Si Yao to seek protection.

That's it!

The bad guy who ate many of his compatriots!

Bad beast!

That’s too much!

Zhu Xiao pointed at him with a bamboo stick in a serious and aggrieved manner, and complained to Si Remote Control, "He! Is! Bad! And! Eats! Bamboo!"

Zhu Xiao learned few words from the other elves and could only pronounce them one word at a time, but his pronunciation was extremely clear.

Lan Zhuochi:!!!

New elf!

My sister cultivated another bamboo elf???

QAQ Why do you hate him? Isn't it the nature of a panda to eat bamboo?

That's right, pandas should eat bamboo...

Lan Zhuochi wanted to explain, but found that he seemed to have nothing to explain. He really did eat a lot of bamboo_(:3」∠)_.

Awful……

My sister’s elf hates me (?′w`? ).

Si Yao held Zhu Xiao in his palm. Knowing that this little elf didn't like others messing up his hair, he patted his back gently with his fingers, "It's okay, it's okay. He won't eat you."

Zhu Xiao looked at the ferocious black and white beast through the gap between Si Yao's fingers, snorted coldly, and said loudly, "Bad!"

If he hadn't dodged quickly, he would have been bitten by him!

If he accidentally fell asleep, he would be dead!

"Eat! Bamboo!"

"bad!"

Zhu Xiao stared at him, alert all over.

Lan Zhuochi was a little helpless. After thinking for a while, he took out a box of candy beans and asked, "Do you want to eat this?"

He saw that other elves basically liked this, especially Xia Xia. If he gave him a box of this, she would praise him for half an hour without repeating herself, and then take a box from him. This elf should like it too, right?

Zhu Xiao looked at the box, snorted coldly, and turned his head away.

Although he likes to work, he doesn't want to work for this bad guy! He has put thousands of iron boxes today and is almost dying of exhaustion, but he is still asked to move them. He is indeed a bad guy who eats bamboo.

Even if he coaxed him, he would give him some beautiful big energy stones! And he could come in and out of the room where the energy stones were placed at will! The purchases were all in large quantities, but this guy was so stingy that he only had one box. Who was he looking down on?

Lan Zhuochi, who had no idea that this strategy of sending sugar beans would no longer work for all elves: ...

This elf is so special? Even jelly beans don't like it?

Or was he really so annoying that the elf would rather bear the pain and not eat the jelly beans and ignore him?

Si Yao glanced at him silently, and seeing his sad expression, he came up with an expression of a wronged panda.

Emmmm, no.

"His name is Zhu Xiao, and he's the bamboo elf. You can call him Little Bamboo. He has a little bit of mysophobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder, but he's a good and well-behaved child." Si Yao gently pinched Zhu Xiao's little face.

To be honest, Zhu Xiao's body is thinner than the other elves, and her face is also thinner, but she still looks a little fleshy when pinched.

Zhu Xiao saw Si Yao pinching him, so she deliberately moved her face upwards to make it easier for her to pinch his little face with her hands.

"Little Bamboo, this is me...my brother. He's going to live here. His animal form is a panda, so he likes to eat bamboo. But he will never hurt you, don't worry."

Zhu Xiao looked up at him with a bit of confusion, pouted her lips, and looked aggrieved.

Fireworks exploded in Lan Zhuochi's heart.

Hehehe, that’s right, I am my sister’s brother, yes, I am her brother.

I should have carried a recorder with me earlier so I could show off in the family group.

Xia Wu, who had been sitting on the side, slowly gave Lan Zhuo Chi to Zhu Xiao, but Zhu Xiao pushed the candy beans that she didn't want to eat to herself, opened them, and ate them one by one. She raised her little face with some curiosity and looked at Lan Zhuo Chi, who looked serious on the outside but actually felt like he was attending a very lively party in his heart.

Hmm, I suddenly realized that other people’s minds are not so easy to understand.

But he still dutifully helped Zhu Xiao translate, "Little Zhu Xiao was thinking that when he got up that day, he saw body parts all over the floor."

Xia Wu was so frightened that the candy beans in her hand fell onto the table: !!!

Body parts all over the ground?