Zongman: Nohara Shinnosuke is about to be chopped off

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7:00 AM, Xiaoxin's bedroom

The sunlight shines through the gaps in the curtains and falls on the floor of Xiaoxin's bedroom.

The room was quiet, with only the sound of Xiaoxin's even breathing.

He lay on his back on the bed, with the quilt wrapped roughly around his waist, revealing his naked upper body.

"Boom--!"

Suddenly, a loud noise broke the silence in the room.

The bedroom door was kicked open and a familiar figure appeared at the door.

Nohara Misae was standing there angrily.

She was wearing an apron with a Superman pattern on it and holding an iron spoon in her hand, obviously having just rushed out of the kitchen.

"Um?!"

Meiya was about to get angry, but suddenly realized something. She quickly knelt on the ground and carefully examined the door panel that she had just kicked.

"Huh... Fortunately, the door is not broken..."

She breathed a sigh of relief, patted her chest, and a look of relief appeared on her face.

"If you kick the door in, you'll have to spend money to repair it."

Meiya muttered softly.

Although Nohara Hiroshi's salary has increased several times compared to before and the family's financial situation has become much better, Misae's habit of frugality has not changed.

She stood up and looked at Xiaoxin on the bed again.

"Shinnosuke! We're going to be late for school!"

She rushed to the bed, grabbed Xiaoxin's ear and twisted it.

However, Xiaoxin didn't react at all. It was obvious that this kind of waking method would not wake him up.

Seeing that her efforts were ineffective, Nohara Misae suddenly pursed her lips and slowly approached Shin-chan's profile.

"Xiao Xin, if you don't get up, mom will give you a good morning kiss."

Shin-chan shook his ears and opened his eyes drowsily. When he saw Misaya was about to kiss him, he was frightened and all sleepiness disappeared.

Nohara Misae, who should have been happy that she was able to wake up Shin-chan easily this time, couldn't smile at all.

"You little bastard! I'm your mother, and you still dare to despise me!"

Meiya scolded loudly while spinning his head with the "Spinning Magic".

"Ouch! Mom! I know I was wrong! Let go!"

Xiao Xin grimaced in pain and begged for mercy.

Only then did Misaya let go of her hand and glared at Shin-chan unhappily.

She walked to the closet and started picking out clothes for Shin-chan to wear today.

"Hurry up and get dressed, come down to wash up and eat!"

Misae threw the selected clothes on the bed and said to Shin-chan.

"Oh……"

Xiaoxin responded weakly.

Meiya walked out of the bedroom and closed the door.

Xiaoxin lay on the bed, staring at the ceiling in a daze for a while.

Suddenly, he sat up abruptly.

"Fireworks for men!"

Xiao Xin yelled, threw off the quilt and jumped out of bed.

He did a standard backflip, took off all his pajamas and pants in the air, and then landed steadily on the ground.

"Wow haha!"

Shin-chan struck a classic Superman pose and laughed out loud.

He was completely naked, and under the sunlight, he looked particularly...eye-catching.

7:10 AM, bathroom

"Hi, good morning, Hiroshi Nohara, who has reached the midlife crisis and has to lose his hair."

Xiao Xin was dressed neatly, stood at the door of the bathroom, and greeted his father who was washing.

"Some of the preceding modifiers are superfluous."

Nohara Hiroshi rolled his eyes helplessly and carefully applied the hair growth agent on his head as he spoke.

He looked at his hair in the mirror, carefully afraid of making a mistake in any detail.

"Wake up, wake up..."

Hiroshi Nohara gently tapped his scalp with a comb, muttering to himself as if he was performing a ritual.

"Speaking of which, Dad, does this stuff really work?"

Shin-chan folded his hands in front of his chest and looked at the hair growth agent in Nohara Hiroshi's hand with suspicion.

Before Nohara Hiroshi could open his mouth, Misae, who was busy in the kitchen, rushed to the bathroom door.

"Of course it didn't work!"

Misae ruthlessly exposed Hiroshi Nohara's fantasy.

"This stuff is just to trick those middle-aged men who have tried all kinds of methods on the Internet and all kinds of medicines in pharmacies, but still have no improvement and are still losing their hair!"

Meiya put her hands on her hips, with an expression that said, "I've seen through everything."

Hearing Misae's ridicule, Nohara Hiroshi curled his lips in dissatisfaction.

"What does it matter? I bought it with my own pocket money anyway."

"Even if you bought it with your pocket money, if you want this thing to work, you have to use it for a long time. With your lazy personality, you will definitely throw it aside in two days."

Meiya has been married to him for more than ten years and has already known him thoroughly.

"That's not bad. At least it's better than those old ladies who always buy all kinds of weight loss equipment online but can't even stick to it on the day."

Xiaoxin put his hands behind his head and said nonchalantly.

"That's right, that kind of old lady is really... "

Misae smiled and nodded. Just as she was about to agree with Shin-chan's words, she suddenly realized that he was talking about her.

Meiya grabbed Xiaoxin's neck to prevent him from escaping.

She picked up the iron spoon with her other hand and hit Xiaoxin on the head, shouting:

"You little bastard! Wake up! Wake up! How dare you talk to your mother like that!"

At this moment, a childish voice came from the kitchen:

"Meiya! The rice is on the pot!"

When Nohara Misae heard Xiaokui's reminder, she suddenly remembered that she was still cooking.

"Oh no! The rice is going to get burnt!"

She exclaimed, quickly let go of Xiaoxin and hurried to the kitchen.

"Xiao Kui, help me turn off the fire!"

"Our family is really full of energy every day..."

Nohara Hiroshi couldn't help but sigh.