Help, I've become a paper man

Song Yi and his companion set out on the road to the swimming pool again. The difference from yesterday was that the black-clad monsters that dispersed from the villa actually followed them closely this time, lingering around and not leaving. Song Yi initially thought it was an escort or surveillance, but he didn't expect there would be a worse situation.

It's a preparation for fraud.

As expected, after they received the mission, bad luck followed closely and entangled them faster than the monsters. The originally smooth road was also plagued by disasters. Bumps and bruises were minor matters and they could easily avoid them. But as time passed, the two got closer and closer to their destination. What hindered their progress was not only bad luck, but also the black-clad monster that followed them.

When Song Yi and his friends are in trouble, they will take the initiative to come forward, with obvious intention and malice, to greet the "accidental injuries" caused by the two when they are trying to protect themselves. To be precise, when they are trying to save themselves, they will deliberately come forward and wait for physical contact. These monsters, which do not even have complete bodies, have learned how to hit others first. Once a scratch occurs, the monsters will immediately take action and attack the "victims".

Song Yi was too lazy to complain. It turned into a battle copy again. Practice makes perfect. He quickly mastered the rhythm of fighting the enemy and tried to reduce the chance of being hit by a scam. The two of them also maintained a proper distance between each other during the action to avoid getting unlucky together and to avoid affecting each other when dodging. They also helped each other when necessary.

If it were carried out according to a fixed pattern, it would still be a time-killing game. After they adapted to the difficulty, with the presence of the cunning Song Yi, he would be more or less thinking about skipping classes, and he really found an opportunity. While deliberately pulling monsters, he consciously disrupted the situation. He took the opportunity to escape from the encirclement briefly with Xuanyueduo.

It’s just that the route forward has deviated. In order to reach the swimming pool, you have to change direction and embark on a road that you have never walked before.

But it didn't matter. In the intense battle, being able to take a short break was also a happy thing. They leaned against the tree stump, adjusting their breathing and heartbeat. Song Yi even touched his chest irritably and asked, "Tell me, what are our bodies made of? Why do we look so much like living people?"

Xuanyunduo just rolled her eyes in response. This girl really put her knowledge into practice and became more and more skilled at using this trick to deal with Song Yi.

Song Yi touched the tip of his nose, making his face even dirtier. His body was also burning with pain. The previous wave of manipulation was brilliant. They had no serious injuries along the way, but they suffered minor injuries all the way, and even their clothes had changed color. There was no need to worry about cleaning them up, so he took advantage of his leisure time to search the space. Unexpectedly, he did not find any medicine, so he had to take out two bottles of mineral water and gave one to Xuanyunduo.

He unscrewed the bottle cap and asked, "Don't we have any medicine?"

Xuanyunduo kept smiling, without saying a word, but gave the answer with her attitude.

Song Yi shook his head, sighed resignedly, and said, "Forget it, the fittest survive, otherwise they will become the dead."

Xuanyunduo's smile was more genuine. It was hard to tell whether she was amused by him or angry. Anyway, she picked up the water bottle and drank some water to calm herself down. Song Yi followed closely behind her. The two of them rested in the woods, preparing to choose a direction later and continue on their way.

Unexpectedly, the monsters found them first and took the opportunity to evolve. When they reappeared, their walking posture had changed. They were almost floating in the air, with strange and close postures. The style of the painting changed from the original fairy tale version to that of a horror story.

Song Yi complained: "Our colleague changed the plot from 8+ to 12+ by changing the costumes."

Xuanyunduo dodged and said reluctantly, "Shut up."

Song Yi snorted twice in response, but his hands did not stop moving, and the gunshots were continuous. He also took the opportunity to throw a gun to Xuanyunduo. It was normal that he did not ask if she needed it when she kept her mouth shut. After all, Xuanyunduo's reserves were not much in such a high-intensity battle, and she was already stretched to the limit. If Song Yi asked, she would definitely refuse. This timing was just right. After receiving the help, Xuanyunduo said sullenly after another minute, "Thank you."

He said cheerfully, "You're welcome. Our good days are ahead. Think about it, if every day ends with a pool cleaning, it will be easy for us to score points."

Xuanyunduo did not answer, obviously knowing that he was trying to have fun in misery, but she did not deny this beautiful fantasy. The dungeon was not a resort, not to mention that misfortune and enemies were still there, so their way forward was not easy. However, after the monsters were upgraded, the battle between the two became more difficult. Fortunately, Song Yi had enough ammunition and was able to change his thinking, adding a little fire suppression while dodging and counterattacking.

Even if the bullets could not smash the monsters, they could prevent them from getting close and could also create some distance. In this push and pull, the destination was getting closer and closer, and the monsters around them gradually stopped. In the end, only each other were left around them, and the black monsters that had followed until now finally left.

The next day seemed particularly long. They called back and forth. When they finally arrived at the mission site, Song Yi looked at the dirty swimming pool and almost burst into tears. It wasn't that he was a little moved, but...

"You even have to save and reset. You have to start all over again! You're eating my bucket again! You really lack virtue!"

Song Yi cursed loudly, and under the gazes of many people who looked at him like an idiot, he took out the tools from the space. At the same time, he made up his mind that he must put the tools away before completing today's task. Noah's Ark, this stingy thing, not only gave him a dirty and messy swimming pool, but also took away the tools he didn't put away yesterday. If he really had to play with one set of tools a day, he would have no equipment if he wanted to complete the task the day after tomorrow!

"Forget it..." Song Yi gritted his teeth and handed the broom to Xuanyueduo. When he went to get the mop, he lost control of his mouth and continued to mutter: "Guess what we can do but the protagonist can't?"

Without waiting for many replies, he answered himself: "Ding ding ding, that's right, the plot is repeated. We can clean the swimming pool for four days and no one will watch and no audience will complain, but the protagonist can't! He will be accused of watering down the plot! Wait a minute... why can't the water leak out? It's not just a reset, but also a secret change to increase the difficulty, right!"

His voice gradually became louder. He still remembered picking up a pair of rain boots from the space. As soon as he got on board, he went into the water to check the floor drain in the swimming pool. His mouth and actions worked separately. Seeing Xuanyunduo sigh, she became suspicious for a moment. She couldn't figure out what Song Yi had experienced in such a short period of time that made this chatterbox stop talking nonsense and become so talkative.

Finally, she just said, "Okay, okay, you look resentful, I will make it up to you."

This answer was too loud. Song Yi cursed "Fuck". He just climbed out of the water with seaweed on his head. He stretched out his arms to keep the things he was carrying away from himself. At the same time, he looked at Xuanyunduo and said with difficulty:

"What a nerve... He made a model out of the fragments of the people."