Quickly wear! Bind to the scumbag transformation system

At the end of the day's class, Xuyang pointed to the book on the table:

"Each of you has been given a copy of the Ten Thousand Swords Sect Rules Manual. I will give you two days to memorize the entire manual. I will check it in the next class."

what?

Shi Yao looked at the thick book on the table and roughly read it. There were about a thousand entries. This old antique must be crazy.

After Xuyang left, Zeng Shiyong glanced at Shi Yao behind him and deliberately said in front of him:

"We are all fellow disciples from now on. I sent a message to my family today to have them send over some pollack fish. It tastes so delicious when paired with the Zheji grass. I'll treat you all, so come along."

Although they were all from wealthy families, they had only heard of pollack, an expensive fish produced in the Ice Pond of the Sky, but had never tasted it. They were all excited and followed Zeng Shiyong out.

When passing by Shi Yao, He Xiang, who had freckles all over his face, said mischievously: "Shi Yao, let's go together, you can also see it."

Shi Yao stroked the book on the table, his eyes turned and he said, "Okay, you go first, I'll come later."

After they left, Shi Yao stood up and looked at Lou Jia and Pei Shishi who were still sitting in their seats: "What are you doing? Why don't you go have dinner?"

Pei Shishi hung her head and sighed:

"Brother Shi Yao, it is impossible to memorize such a thick sect rules in two days. Elder Xuyang is famous for his strictness. What should we do?"

Lou Jia clenched his fists and cheered himself up, his eyes blazing: "It's okay, I decided not to sleep for two days, and I will definitely not embarrass Master."

Shi Yao was speechless and choked up. He walked over and took the books from their hands: "Come on, let's go eat first. Don't get nervous before the exam."

Then he pushed them both out the door.

Pei Shishi and Lou Jia followed Zeng Shiyong and others to the kitchen to look at the pollack, and then sat at the table in the cafeteria to listen to their bragging. After about a quarter of an hour, Shi Yao lazily pushed the door open.

Zeng Shiyong winked at He Xiang, who stood up and said:

"Shi Yao, Senior Brother Zeng invited us to dinner, but you are so late. Isn't that too rude?"

Shi Yao came over and sat down, pouring a cup of tea: "Why are you in such a hurry? People have three urgent things to worry about. Isn't the meal not ready yet?"

Before He Xiang could say anything, Si Nuanyan spoke with disdain: "Vulgar, why are you saying these things at the dinner table?"

Pei Shishi gently pulled her aside and whispered, "Senior Sister, don't..."

Before he could finish, he was interrupted by Si Nuanyan, who raised her chin proudly and looked at Shi Yao:

"That's right, idle monks just don't know the rules."

Shi Yao took a sip of tea and pretended to be surprised:

"So going to the toilet is vulgar. It seems that the person who went to the toilet during the competition yesterday was definitely not Miss Si. The splashing sound and the spreading smell of feces made everyone around the competition area nauseous. Tsk..."

There were bursts of low laughter coming from the table. Pei Shishi covered her mouth tightly, and tears welled up in her eyes because of the laughter.

Si Nuanyan was nervous about the exam, so most people saw her go to the toilet. Her face flushed and she drew her sword:

"Shi Yao, you rascal, give me your life!"

At this moment, a panicked shout came from the kitchen: "The fire is coming, the fire is coming!"

At the same time, black smoke poured into the front hall. The disciples rushed to put out the fire. Someone said in surprise:

"Oh no, the house rules manual was just placed in the kitchen, it must have been burned."

Si Nuanyan didn't care about that. She hurriedly pushed people away and wanted to chop Shi Yao to vent her anger, but the man had disappeared long ago.

Shi Yao lay on the back of Suanni and laughed loudly, patting it repeatedly:

"You didn't see Si Nuanyan's face, she was furious. I've seen it all. And the Wanjian Sect must be in chaos right now. Haha, this is so funny."

Suanni tried his best to keep its balance. In order to avoid mating with the wild boar, it could only swallow its anger. It did not wait to escape until Shi Yao was put down in front of Yeheng Peak.

Shi Yao sneered, holding the basket in his hand and shaking his head: "You are such a glutton, and I said I would give you a bite, but now you save it."

After saying that, he carried his things and walked towards the kitchen. Soon, thick smoke mixed with the aroma of barbecue filled the air. Shi Yao stood in front of the stove and fanned it with his hands:

"Cough, cough, cough..."

"What are you doing?"

Suddenly, a voice came from behind. Shi Yao turned around and saw Su Junli covering her nose with disgust. He touched his nose somewhat embarrassedly:

"This... I haven't cooked for many years. It's because you, the chef, don't cook for me. Otherwise, would I have to do it myself?"

He was the one being blamed, Su Junli wondered, "Didn't I tell you that you could go to the Cangwu Mountain cafeteria to eat?"

Shi Yao could imagine the chaos there, and couldn't help but sprinkle seasoning on the meat:

"Their cooking skills are far inferior to mine. If you don't believe me, try it."

Su Junli looked at the meat on the skewer, still oozing with oil, and shook her head coldly in rejection:

"My master has been fasting since the late Jindan stage, and this greasy food doesn't look tasty."

This is where Shi Yao is different from this person. He likes to live in the mundane world and can't stand Su Junli's out-of-touch appearance. He lowered his eyes to hide the evil in his eyes and asked:

"Master, what is the name of the elder of the Law Enforcement Hall?"

"Ah..." Before he could finish the word "Rong", a skewer of meat was stuffed into his mouth. Shi Yao curled the corners of his lips:

"How is it? It tastes good, right? You are in luck."

After saying that, he ignored Su Junli and started eating by himself. Su Junli felt the various tastes on his tongue, salty, spicy. He chewed twice unconsciously and his eyes lit up.

When Shi Yao looked up again, he had already finished eating one skewer of meat.

Shi Yao was amused and teased him deliberately: "Master, why do you look so unsatisfied?"

Su Junli glared at him, looked at the skewers on the iron plate, and said unceremoniously:

"I want the vegetable one, um... and a skewer of meat."

He knew that no one would be able to deny his cooking skills. Thinking of the troubles in Cangwu Mountain tomorrow, Shi Yao smiled and took a few more skewers:

"Come, come, Master, don't be polite, there are plenty of them."

Su Junli simply sat on a low chair on the side of the kitchen, eating elegantly with skewers in her hand.

Shi Yao sighed as he grilled. If he had known that delicious food could shut this man up, why would he have gone through the trouble of grilling for five days and five nights?

At this moment, a big furry head appeared at the kitchen door, drooling. It turned out that Suanni had smelled the scent from afar.

Shi Yao raised his eyebrows, and the scene in the kitchen turned into him grilling meat again. The man and the "dog" sat by the door eating skewers, and the ingredients that Shi Yao brought back were quickly eaten up by the three of them.

Seeing them staring at him eagerly, Shi Yao said helplessly: "Please, look at the sticks on the ground. Tell me the truth, are you born in the year of the pig?"

Su Junli was upset by what he said and stood up to leave, but Shi Yao stopped him with his hand:

"Where are you going? I cooked the meal, and you have to clean up here."

"But I can't"

Ha...you look so righteous, how come you think you are noble? I am the emperor!