Quickly wear! Bind to the scumbag transformation system

From the pool filled with smoke, the soft laughter of the palace maids could be heard continuously.

The hot air dissipated from the holes in the paper window. An eye was closely focused there, and suddenly I saw a graceful figure looming in the bathtub. The waist was slender, and the people outside the window swallowed their saliva.

Whispered: Higher, higher... "

At this moment, the man suddenly squatted down with his head in his hands, his face ferocious, and he clenched his teeth so as not to scream.

After the numbness and pain passed, Chen Huai sat down on the ground limply, and at the same time, a buzzing sound rang in his head.

"Ding, welcome to the scumbag transformation system. I am system 003. Please take care of me in the future."

"What 003, who the hell are you, and what kind of martial arts was that just now?"

Chen Huai was a flower thief in his previous life. Although he did not participate in the disputes in the martial arts world, he believed that his martial arts had reached perfection. He had never seen such a weird kung fu?

003: "Host, this is not martial arts, it is an electric shock punishment. In view of the host's philandering and scumbag behavior, 003 has the obligation to help the host get on the right path and save thousands of girls, young women, widows, and old ladies."

Chen Huai was angry: "What kind of scumbag behavior is this? This is a man's instinct. According to what you said, there are many men with three wives and four concubines. Do you want to reform them all?"

"Besides, don't spread rumors about me. When did I ever do anything to the old lady? I won't take the blame if it's not my fault."

Chen Huai cursed inwardly that it was bad luck that he, the famous and romantic Mr. Chen who was well-known in the south of the Yangtze River, accidentally stepped on a banana peel and fell into the river and drowned.

He was unlucky enough to be reborn as the deputy seal of the Imperial Household Department of the Daqian Dynasty. God knows, every day when he hears those people talking about eunuch Chen in front and eunuch Chen behind, Chen Huai has the urge to lift up his crotch and walk his dick for everyone in the world to see.

He has it, and it's fucking magnificent!

Although he didn't know what was wrong with his body, he was able to pass the examination in the cleansing room and even became the deputy supervisor of the East Factory. But Chen Huai didn't care about these things. If he could really give up beauty, he would rather die.

003 saw that he was stubborn and said coldly:

"Host, although you didn't flirt with the old lady, her daughter, the only daughter of Mr. Wang's family, stayed in the boudoir for five years because of your words "wait for me". In the end, she hanged herself before getting married, and her old mother died with hatred in her heart."

"There is also a colorful girl named Butterfly from a brothel in Kyoto who fell in love with you, a playboy and a heartless person. She waited for you but you didn't come. In order to avoid receiving customers, she was willing to cut her face with scissors."

"And you pretended to be the fiancé of the most beautiful woman in the martial arts world, talked about love with her, and then left, letting her realize she had fallen in love with the wrong person when they were about to get married, and she jumped into the river in anger."

"There are also dancers from the northern frontier, spinners from the villages, and even the top girls among the prostitutes. They..."

With every sentence he heard, Chen Huai's character became more evil. He didn't know that these people died so tragically, so he said stubbornly:

"I have always been surrounded by women without getting hurt. I didn't take away their innocence. Besides, have I treated them badly in every relationship?"

"But you have never been sincere in any of your relationships. It is your fickleness and unfaithfulness that have harmed them."

"So, you plan to make me a eunuch for the rest of my life to atone for my sins?"

003 shook his head: "No, the system just hopes that the host can take feelings seriously and not play with other people's sincerity."

Chen Huai remained silent.

In his previous life, his parents were the leading figures in the martial arts world, and the family marriage was arranged. However, after they got married, they went their separate ways and all they talked about at home was interests, not love.

They are all illusory stuff.

However, Chen Huai was too lazy to explain his great love to this fat ball. He rolled his eyes and reminded him mischievously:

"How about I give you a bad man to choose from? Go out of this side hall and walk straight to the middle front. There is a place called Upper Study Room.

There is an emperor there, he is the most promiscuous, all the women in the harem belong to him, there are so many tragedies, how about you bind him? I guarantee you will complete the task brilliantly"

003 rolled his big round eyes and thought for a moment:

"Next time, it's you in my life"

next time?

Can someone come and listen to whether this is human language?

Chen Huai felt that 003 was deliberately trying to anger him, and was about to rise up in rebellion, when he suddenly heard a shrill voice from behind:

"Eunuch Chen, please make it easy for me to find you."

Chen Huai quickly went over to cover his mouth and said coldly, "You bastard, you don't want to live anymore, why are you making such a fuss?"

Xiao Anzi blinked, and after Chen Huai let go, he smiled ingratiatingly:

"So, godfather, what are you doing here?"

Goddaddy, goddaddy, godfather.

It was as if I was really a eunuch. He was a man in his twenties, but this guy expressed his loyalty to him every day and said he would support him in his old age. Who could understand how speechless he was?

However, Chen Huai's principle has always been not to take advantage of others, and it is not a loss to be older than him.

Chen Huai led him out, clenched his fist and coughed lightly: "Ahem, I lost something, come and look for it"

"What do you want from me, kid? Are you lazy?"

Xiao Anzi slapped his forehead and said anxiously: "Godfather, Guang Shangxuan is here, please go quickly!"

Chen Huai frowned. The emperor was young but very cunning. Every time he dealt with him, he would break out in a cold sweat. He wondered what kind of trouble he would cause him this time.

Ministers of this era did not need to wear official hats, and their ranks were determined by their court robes.

Chen Huai straightened the jade crown on his head, adjusted his third-rank crimson purple robe with long sleeves, tied a white jade belt around his waist, put on black-soled soap boots, and walked out in a majestic manner.

Arriving outside the study, after the eunuch informed him, Chen Huai lowered his head and walked into the room, bowed his hands and knelt down:

"Your servant, the deputy seal holder of the Imperial Household Department pays respects to His Majesty the Emperor."

After a long time without any response, Chen Huai lowered his head and cursed inwardly:

This dog emperor is looking for another chance to make trouble for him. If they weren't the emperor and the eunuch, he would have thought that he had stolen his pants. What kind of grudge is this?

After a long while, a cold voice came from above my head: "Get up!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty"

Chen Huai stood up and couldn't help but be attracted by the bright yellow figure in front of the table again. The young man had a picturesque face, crystal clear skin, and extremely handsome looks.

He has a tall and straight figure, and even when he is sitting he gives people a sense of oppression, making people dare not act unruly in front of him.

He clearly had the appearance of a banished immortal yet he had fallen into this corrupt world. Glancing at the thick stack of memorials beside him, Chen Huai sighed inwardly, saying what a pity it was out of pity.

Rong Cheng naturally felt this gaze, and frowned: "Chen Huai, you are quite courageous. You actually dare to look directly at the Holy Face."

Chen Huai came back to his senses, secretly complained about his old habit of liking to look at beautiful women, and quickly knelt down:

"Your Majesty, I saw that you were working too hard and there was a look of fatigue between your brows. I was just thinking of asking the imperial kitchen to make more nourishing soup for you, but I got distracted."

Rong Cheng raised a cold smile, stood up and walked to the front: "According to what you said, I have to praise your loyalty."