Quickly wear! Bind to the scumbag transformation system

Behind a sparsely populated and beautiful mountain stream in Beichen Kingdom, there is a peach blossom forest.

Here the grass is fresh and the fallen petals are colorful. Among the falling peach petals, there is an exquisite and elegant bamboo building.

At this time, Yu Fan was standing by the table outside the bamboo building, picking beans with a sad face.

He took the beans out on someone and used such force that the beans fell all over the floor.

He grumbled as he picked the fruits: "Is it that serious? You obviously started it first, why are you blaming me in the end?"

003 smiled and looked at Yu Fan: "Host, I'm leaving now."

Yu Fan was stunned: "I thought you left a long time ago, but it doesn't matter whether you leave or not?"

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003 was a little happy: "Really? Host, are you used to my presence?"

Yu Fan felt depressed, and kept rubbing the beans with his hands. He picked up one and said:

"See? I can't eat meat whether you leave or not. What difference does it make?"

He was kicked off the bed in the middle of the night yesterday. What the hell was going on? If he had known this would happen, he would not have pretended to be so arrogant when Yu Lian cried and begged him to stay in the temple. It would have been better to say something nice, because he was respected there and the vegetarian food was of the highest standard.

It’s not like now, when you have to cook your own meals and people pick and choose your food, and they don’t even approve the money for the meat.

At this time, a lazy and tired voice came from the room:

"What are you talking about? Are you tired from working, Master Buddha? If you are tired, just take a rest. Who forced you to work?"

Upon hearing this, Yu Fan quickly walked up the steps and came to the door, holding a handful of beans in his hand, with a somewhat flattering smile on his face:

"How could that be? If you are tired, just take a rest. This is nothing. I will finish it in no time. Vegetarian food is also good. It can clean your stomach and intestines. It is very healthy."

There seemed to be a chuckle from inside the door, and a soft whisper:

"Oh, so that's how it is. I wanted to give you two taels of silver to buy meat, but it seems I saved it. You are right, health is the most important thing."

Yu Fan was dumbfounded after hearing this. He crushed the beans in his hand with his big hands. He wanted to go in and pick up that arrogant guy and then...

But that would only make his fate even more miserable. Yu Fan picked up the beans on the ground with tears in his eyes, staggered back and continued to work.

003 felt a little reluctant, so he spread his little wings and flew out, wanting to comfort Yufan.

At this moment, there was a sudden noise at the door, which seemed to be a child's voice.

"Uncle, aunt, Xing Cheng is here to see you."

Yu Fan's eyes lit up, he dropped the food in his hand and ran over, directly knocking away 003 who was blocking his way.

He walked up to the little emperor with big steps, glanced at his hands, and said in shock, "You came here empty-handed?"

Jin Xingcheng rolled his eyes, covered his mouth and laughed: "How can that be possible? My nephew misses his uncle the most."

As he spoke, he patted his bulging chest, winked at Yu Fan, and took out a thick stack of silver bills from his clothes with a smile, all in denominations of ten thousand taels.

Yu Fan took a look and gave a thumbs up.

Good boy, you are really smart. This private money will be enough for a while.

Just as they were about to reach out to take it, the door opened and Shen Yutang, wearing a crimson silk robe, leaned against the door frame, looking at the two of them with an ambiguous smile on his face.

"Xing Cheng is here. What good things did he bring for your uncle?"

The little emperor and Yu Fan both started at the same time. Jin Xingcheng quickly snatched the banknote from Yu Fan's hand and ran towards Shen Yutang as if he was presenting a treasure.

"Auntie Huang, this is Xing Cheng's gift to you."

After saying that, she presented the banknote with both hands and a sweet smile, her eyes full of joy and dependence.

Jin Xingcheng has been the emperor for two years. People in the Beichen court all praise him for appointing people based on their merits, working hard to govern the country, and having the style of the previous emperor. He is a good emperor who cares about the people.

But he was most relaxed and at ease only when he was with the Emperor's uncle and aunt, although he was shocked when he first found out that the Emperor's aunt was actually a man.

But his imperial aunt was really beautiful and majestic. Not only was she the former leader of the Demon Cult, but most importantly, she was able to control a figure like his imperial uncle so well. She was truly no ordinary person.

And as the emperor's uncle said, his emperor's aunt's martial arts skills are the best in the world, and they are extremely high. After his teaching, Feng Yuan is no match for him now. He still remembers the shocked look in his eyes when he defeated Feng Yuan. It felt so good.

Shen Yutang found the admiration in the little boy's eyes somewhat amusing, raised his eyebrows and glanced at the person who was staring at him from a distance, feeling very amused.

Looking at Yu Fan, he shouted: "Why are you still standing there? Xing Cheng is here, why don't you go buy some more food?"

Cai Cai Cai, you’re such a loser. It’s so frustrating for me to live with you.

Thinking back to his time as a monk... Oh, forget it. A hero never brags about his past achievements.

Yu Fan reluctantly raised the corners of his mouth and nodded, "I understand, I'll go right away."

The little prince suddenly had an idea and ran over: "Uncle, wait a minute."

Yu Fan was holding a basket of vegetables and looked at the uninvited guest with an unhappy expression: "What are you doing?"

Jin Xingcheng tugged at his sleeve, motioning him to lower his head.

Yu Fan frowned and leaned over to listen.

"Don't worry, uncle. Auntie will test my martial arts in a while. I will definitely perform well. Then, if Auntie is happy, we can eat spareribs."

After saying that, he gave Yu Fan a confident look.

Yu Fan seemed to be full of life. He rubbed the little emperor's head lovingly and sighed:

"It's OK. The Emperor's uncle loves you well."

After saying that, he walked out of the yard with ease.

Near noon, Yu Fan came back with a basket of vegetables. As soon as he walked into the yard, he found that the atmosphere was not right.

First, the snow fox he caught for Shen Yutang stopped jumping around and stayed in the corner with its tail between its legs.

Secondly, and finally, I just felt uneasy in my heart. It was too quiet. Shouldn't that little brat be trying to please Atang, so he should be having fun?

What about people?

Just as Yu Fan was about to walk to the back of the courtyard, Jin Xingcheng came out quickly, with a look of horror on his face, and waved his hand hastily:

"Uncle, Yu An and the others are still waiting for me outside the valley. I'm going back first and will come to see you another day."

With that said, he disappeared in a flash, and Yu Fan reached out his hand only to catch a gust of wind.

"Yufan, do you have anything to say?"

A sinister aura came from behind him, and Yu Fan suddenly straightened up. Looking closely, the veins on his forehead were twitching slightly.

Yu Fan turned back stiffly and smiled awkwardly: "Madam, no, I've been quite..."

Before he could finish, Shen Yutang grabbed his ear and pulled it up, his eyes full of anger:

"Come here and explain clearly what's going on with that girl from the Fan Gang coming to the Imperial City again?"

With a roar like a lion, he said: "If you don't explain clearly, don't even think about eating or sleeping today."

After saying that, he slammed the door with a loud bang.

At night, the breeze was blowing gently. Yu Fan stood at the door with a depressed look on his face.

I cursed in my heart: Jin Xingcheng, you are a disaster. It would be fine if you didn’t help me. At most I could eat vegetarian food. But now that you help me, I don’t even have a bed.

He is idle, really idle.

Tomorrow he will send a pigeon message to ask Yu An to arrange homework for him, from morning to night, with a lot of arrangements.

The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. He couldn't continue to be so depressed.

After wiping his face, Yu Fan kicked the door open resolutely.

A cry of surprise came from inside the door: "You are courting death, you...what are you going to do?"

Yu Fan stared at Shen Yutang with righteousness: "Eat meat and regain your masculinity."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a ping-pong sound in the house.

After a while, Yu Fan walked out with two symmetrical red slap marks on his face, and stood outside the door again with a look of despair.

Tears of regret slid down his face. He was still young, why would he pass on his two decades of internal strength...

The mountain wind roared, mixed with a humming sound...