Rebirth: I Farm in Hell to Live a Lifelong Life

Xu Qingyue ate the small appetizer cake prepared by Yan Yan and drank the sweet jasmine tea. She squinted her eyes in contentment, like a lingering cat.

The big orange cat stood on the dining table in the same posture, eating the food in its bowl.

Fei Yi (Yin Wei) and You E (Yin E) who followed the scent sat on the sofa, staring at each other motionlessly.

Youyu was lying on its side seductively with a strange smile on its face, while Feiyi was wrapped around a small wooden stick with his head slightly tilted forward.

Yan Yan brought the meal to the table and looked at the two of them, speechless.

"What are these two idiots doing?"

Xu Qingyue didn't even notice that there was a little cream on the corner of her mouth while eating.

"Maybe they are playing 123. Statue."

"Meow~"

Yan Yan took a tissue and helped Xu Qingyue wipe the cream off the corner of her mouth.

"Can you still eat?"

Xu Qingyue was a little shy and wondered if it would be bad to do this in front of the children.

"I have two stomachs, they can hold more."

[Ahhh! This is too Mary Sue, no, how can it be so enjoyable and embarrassing when it's on me! ]

Two people and a cat were having a great time in the restaurant, but the two little animals on the sofa didn't even blink for such a long time. Oh, I forgot, snakes don't have eyelids.

But the monkey does have it. After a long time, Xu Qingyue is worried that something might happen to Youhen.

She felt like a worried old mother who raised a group of divine beasts as her children, but the father of the children did nothing!

Thinking of this, she glared at Yan Yan.

Yan Yan was stared at for no apparent reason.

"What's wrong? Is the food not to your liking?"

Xu Qingyue thought of Meng Huai and Qingluan again, as well as Yinghuo who went home to visit the little fox. She wondered whether they were happy recently.

"My brother said that the residences for Meng Huai and Qing Luan will be ready next week. You can send them over then."

Yan Yan sighed when he heard this.

"They can live with you openly, but I, as your boyfriend, can't."

Xu Qingyue looked at Yan Yan, who was acting like a dramatic character, and rolled her eyes at him.

Unexpectedly, Yan Yan climbed up the ladder and became more aggressive.

"You're rolling your eyes at me now, and you'll have to be impatient with me in the future. You don't love me or like me anymore just after we got together!"

Xu Qingyue hastily tried to comfort him with gritted teeth.

"How could that be? I love you the most!"

I felt a little shy after saying this. Aren’t their roles a little reversed?

Yan Yan achieved his goal and smiled brightly, as if there was a tail wagging behind him.

"The acceptance letter should arrive next week, and I'll send it to you along with the child then."

Xu Qingyue looked at the two guys who were still fighting on the sofa, she felt so stupid and unhappy.

"What about the other two? Is it okay for these mythical beasts to live with me forever?"

Yan Yan analyzed:

"At present, most of the animals that escaped are young beasts. Their own abilities are not very strong yet, so they will not have much impact on the world. In addition, the spiritual power of the human world is spotty, which is not conducive to the growth of the divine beasts. We still have to catch them back as soon as possible."

"Besides, although the beasts are weak when they are young, they can't control their energy well and can easily affect people. For example, Fei Yi's ability is to cause a severe drought, but because he is still young, he has been staying in this vegetable garden recently. I guess the uncle who grows vegetables needs to water them every day."

"Another impact on farmers is the armadillo, which attracts a lot of locusts, causing them to spread all over the fields and destroy the harvest."

Xu Qingyue suddenly raised her hand:

"Blind student, I found a brilliant point."

"Those who can escape from the dog hole are all from the mountains, not from the sea."

Yan Yan shook his head.

"No, for example, the 鳛鳛 (pronounced Xi) fish has five pairs of wings and has accumulated a lot of 'water vapor' on its body, so it can fly out."

At this time, Youyu, who heard the noise nearby, jumped up, blinked wildly, ran over and asked:

"Are you talking about the 鳥鳥? It came out with me. I said I would wait for you on the mountain, but it didn't want to wait there and flew away on its own."

Fei Yi twisted his body behind him and yelled, "You lose!"

Yan Yan said:

"I didn't expect the smelt fish to come out. Maybe it will find us in a few days."

Xu Qingyue asked curiously:

"Why did you all come out to look for us?"

Youhe said excitedly:

"It's spread throughout the Shanhai Realm that Yan Yan has found a girlfriend who is very pretty and very fragrant. She smells like jasmine, which is very pleasant."

Xu Qingyue smiled.

"You have Jasmine in your Shanhai Realm!"

Youhe nodded.

"It was planted by Yan Yan. Everyone likes the taste."

Fei Yi interrupted proudly:

"I don't like it. Liking flowers is something only girls do. I, Fatty Yi, don't like that kind of thing."

Youhe complained:

"You haven't differentiated your gender yet, right? You're not even an adult yet. Don't you fat descendants differentiate your gender only after you reach adulthood?"

"And I saw you secretly rolling around in the jasmine field the other day!"

"I don't!"

"You have!"

Xu Qingyue looked at the two primary school kids quarreling and teased:

"I didn't expect you had this hobby."

Yan Yan smiled and said:

"My girlfriend's hobby is farming, so of course I have to learn it in advance so that we can have a common language."

Xu Qingyue looked suspicious:

"Really? You weren't the King of Hell at that time, so how did you know that your future girlfriend's hobby was farming?"

Yan Yan pretended to be mysterious and said:

“This shows that we are in tune with each other.”

She still loves jasmine the most, just like she did before.

Xu Qingyue didn't believe it, but she didn't ask any further questions. What happened in the past was in the past, and what mattered to her was how he treated her now.

At this moment, her cell phone vibrated.

Caller ID: Nie Aiguo

Xu Qingyue patted her head and forgot to tell her family that she would not be coming home for dinner that night.

Xu Qingyue pressed the answer button, feeling a little guilty.

"Hey, Wuyou, are you coming home for dinner tonight?"

"Dad, I have something to do tonight. I'll be back after dinner."

At this time, at the Nie family's house, Nie Aiguo was holding his cell phone with the speaker on, surrounded by three heads.

I was a little disappointed when I heard that Xu Qingyue was not going home.

"Ah, you're not coming back for dinner. Well, Da Pingguo has escaped from prison. Do you want to come back and see him?"

Xu Qingyue's face was full of suspicion. "Did Da Pingguo escape from prison? No way. She told me this morning that someone was stealing hedgehogs outside, so she had to hide at home for a while."

When Nie Aiguo heard this, he glared at Nie Yunlang and said: Look at the bad idea you came up with.

"Oh, that was my mistake. She was hiding under the cushion and I didn't notice her."

Nie Yunlang grabbed the phone and said in a low voice:

"Sister, big brother is learning pole dancing recently. Do you want to come back and see him? He said he wants to give you a surprise for your birthday party."

Xu Qingyue was a little confused. Pole dancing? Big brother is too unrestrained.

As soon as Nie Yunlang finished speaking, the phone was snatched away by Nie Xunwen:

"Wuyou, don't come back too late. I won't interfere with your partying with friends. It's mainly because it's unsafe for a girl to be alone. Do you want me to pick you up later?"

Xu Qingyue waved her hands, then remembered that the other party couldn't see her, and quickly refused.

"No need, big brother. Yan Yan will take me back later."

Nie Aiguo's voice came from the microphone again:

"Yan boy, okay, Yan boy is reliable, I'm at ease, you guys have fun."

"Okay, thank you dad, thank you brothers, bye dad, bye brothers."

"Bye~"

After Nie Aiguo hung up the phone, his four sons around him started chattering.

Why four? Nie Yunlang held his phone, and the page showed a video call with Nie Yunming.

"Dad, how can you be so confident about that brat Yan Yan! He is plotting something bad towards my sister!"

Nie Yunming had the worst temper. He chattered incessantly and annoyed Nie Aiguo.

"Have you seen your sister? Have you seen Yan boy? Hurry up and finish your work and come back."

Then he hung up the phone and looked at the three heads around him.

"What are you all still doing here? Go eat!"