Rebirth: I Farm in Hell to Live a Lifelong Life

Nie Yunlang fed the hedgehog apples and found it very fresh.

"Should we give it a name?"

Xu Qingyue was a bit bad at naming. After thinking it over, she came up with two words: "Dashun!"

"How about it?"

Nie Aiguo looked at his obedient daughter's serious expression and couldn't bear to make her sad.

"Six six great luck, it has a good meaning, but dad thinks Jianguo is better!"

The three siblings looked at Comrade Nie Aiguo with an expression that said "Are you serious?"

Nie Yunlang raised his hand to speak, like a good baby.

"I met it at the door. How about telling it to look at pretty girls?"

Nie Xunwen felt that Nie Yunlang was very unreliable and suggested:

"You might as well just call it Apple. I think it likes eating apples the most."

Xu Qingyue suggested:

"Why don't we let it choose for itself?"

So the four of them each held out a finger in front of the little hedgehog.

The little hedgehog originally wanted to choose Nie Xunwen, but was suddenly dazzled by the fragrance of apples. When he reacted, he stopped in front of Nie Yunlang's finger.

"Yeah! The little hedgehog has good taste. From now on, he will yell that he wants to see beautiful girls!"

Nie Yunlang was so excited that he put his hands on his hips. He secretly smeared apple juice on his fingers, and it worked!

The other three people widened their eyes and sighed inwardly, "You are such a vulgar/lewd little hedgehog." But how could they agree to give the little hedgehog such an indecent name? So Nie Xunwen beat Nie Yunlang up at the suggestion of Nie Aiguo and Xu Qingyue, and finally decided to name the little hedgehog "Dapingguo", taking one character each from Dashun, Pingguo and Jianguo, and the three people and the hedgehog were very satisfied.

The next morning, everyone was awakened by a scream.

Nie Aiguo rushed to Xu Qingyue's door and knocked.

"Wuyou, what's wrong? Can dad come in?"

After getting Xu Qingyue's permission, Nie Aiguo came in with Nie Xunwen and Nie Yunlang behind him, and saw Xu Qingyue sitting on the ground in despair, looking at the little hedgehog on the bed.

"It gave birth in my bed!"

Xu Qingyue was drowsily thinking about going to the bathroom, but when she stretched out her hand, she felt something icy and moving, so she screamed. She didn't expect so many people to come, and then she realized that she was back at the Nie family.

"Oh, my dear daughter must be scared, Daddy, pat your head."

Nie Yunlang looked at Nie Aiguo as if he had seen a ghost. He usually treated them like a living devil at home, with a sullen face all day long. He never expected to see such a side of them one day.

Nie Xunwen quickly brought out the delivery room prepared for the little hedgehog, put on gloves and put the hedgehog and its cubs in.

Nie Yunlang walked over and poked the little hedgehog.

"They are so small. They actually have thorns right after they are born. They are soft."

Nie Xunwen opened his mouth to remind:

"If you touch it with your hand, the little hedgehog will smell your scent and the mother hedgehog will probably eat it."

"what?!"

Nie Yunlang was so scared that he quickly retracted his hand.

After a while, the mother hedgehog really tried to eat the little hedgehog, so Xu Qingyue quickly took the little hedgehog away and fed it goat milk with a small bottle.

Xu Qingyue couldn't help but sigh:

"Could it be that life is dull and boring, and my son has a dry taste."

Nie Yunlang continued:

"Youth has no price tag, my son, it melts in your mouth."

Xu Qingyue felt like she had found someone of her kind, and she squinted her eyes excitedly and said:

"It's a hot summer day, and my son is super sweet."

"The old relatives have a strong flavor, while the sons have a salty and light flavor."

"Peck my son to feed myself. I am also growing up."

"Ji Chang has eaten Boyikao, and I will also taste my treasure."

"No one has tasted my red lips, my son is better than Buddha Jumping Over the Wall."

"Even a tiger won't eat its own cubs, my son is delicious."

"A son wants to take care of his parents but they are no longer around. Eat my son to supplement calcium."

"That's enough, you two, are you going to take the postgraduate entrance exams by rhyming like this!!!"

Nie Xunwen smiled and stopped the two stupid brothers and sisters. There were already two stupid ones in the family, and now there was another one. He looked at Nie Aiguo and his eyes conveyed: What kind of shitty genes do you have?

Nie Yunlang didn't realize that Nie Xunwen was mocking him at all, and smiled innocently:

"Brother, I have already graduated from graduate school."

Xu Qingyue's same silly and shy style:

"It's too early to talk about this now."

Nie Aiguo chuckled: My daughter is so cute.

After breakfast, the family of four gathered in the study and gathered in front of the computer.

"Dad, are you hot? Do you want to lower the air conditioner temperature?"

Nie Yunlang felt that Nie Aiguo's hand was sweating slightly, and realized that his old father was nervous. So why hesitate? Of course he had to tear up the umbrella.

"Dad, don't be nervous. You have to believe in your sister. She will definitely pass the exam."

Nie Aiguo's face turned red. How could he admit that he was nervous in front of his children? He was a man of steel.

"How could your father be nervous about such a thing? I was not nervous when I was on the battlefield killing the enemy. I killed them one by one!"

Nie Xunwen interrupted their bickering.

"Time is up!"

The three of them felt their hearts beating faster as Xu Qingyue's fingers moved on the keyboard.

Press Enter!

"It's done!"

"yeah!"

The three normally calm men cheered loudly with excitement, even more excited than when they themselves were admitted to university.

The housekeeper downstairs was startled and smiled and shook his head. Since the eldest lady came home, the master and the young masters have become much more lively.

Nie Xunwen took a closer look and said, "D University, agronomy?!"

Nie Yunlang was shocked when he heard this.

"Sister, why are you so desperate to go farming?"

As he said this, he touched Xu Qingyue's forehead to feel whether she had a fever.

"Ah, farming and living on the land in retirement is my dream."

"I planted beans at the foot of a southern mountain, where the grass was lush and the bean sprouts were sparse.

Chenxing manages the sordid, and returns with Yuehe.

The road is narrow and the vegetation is long, and Xi Dew touches my clothes.

It does not matter if my clothes get dirty, as long as my wishes are fulfilled. "

Xu Qingyue put his hands behind his back, stroked the non-existent beard under his chin, and shook his head, looking quite like an immortal.

Nie Aiguo nodded and shouted "Okay!"

"Just Wuyou, you know that farmers have to rely on the weather for their livelihood, and studying agronomy means you really have to go to the fields to farm. You will be exposed to the heat and cold weather, and Dad is afraid that you won't be able to bear it."

Xu Qingyue leaned back in the chair, crossed her legs and looked nonchalant, but what she said seemed rarely serious.

"That's why I want to study how to grow better food and vegetables."

After hearing this, Nie Aiguo began to wipe away his tears again.

"You are worthy of being my good daughter. You are more ambitious than these two brats."

Nie Xun smiled gently. His sister had only been back for two days and she had already gotten used to her father's different treatment of her.

Nie Yunlang obviously had not yet adapted to this gap, and retorted:

"Dad! I, your son, have never embarrassed you, okay! I even won the Best Actor award for the leading role in the anti-Japanese war film I played last year, okay!"

Xu Qingyue was shocked.

"Fourth brother, aren't you a supporting actor who can't even afford to eat? How come you are the best actor!"

Nie Yunlang was so angry that he vomited blood.

"Sister, don't joke around. Haven't you seen me? On TV, in commercials?"

Xu Qingyue shook her head and blinked.

"I'm not a fan of celebrities, nor do I read entertainment news. Now that you mention it, it does seem familiar. I may have seen it on a billboard, but I haven't paid much attention to it. Sorry, brother."

Nie Yunlang felt that his life was an extraordinary failure, and Nie Aiguo was adding insult to injury.

"You usually brag to me about how popular you are, but look, even your sister doesn't recognize you."

Nie Yunlang shrank into a corner and began to cry and draw circles.

Nie Aiguo ignored him and patted Xu Qingyue on the shoulder.

"Wuyou, have you passed the driving test? How about daddy give you a car?"

Xu Qingyue suddenly thought of her previous life when she had no interest in anything but became very interested in racing cars when she saw them accidentally. She liked the feeling of being in the front with her soul chasing behind. She often hoped that she would die in a car accident, so she often visited those difficult racing tracks and achieved some small achievements because of her reckless driving style.

And I don’t have a driver’s license in this life.

"No need, Dad. I don't have the chance to open it."

"My daughter from the Nie family definitely doesn't need to drive herself, but she must have a car. Dad will personally choose one for you."