Rebirth: I Farm in Hell to Live a Lifelong Life

[What a joke! Of course I found out that I took the wrong cup, but it would be embarrassing if I admitted it. As long as I don’t say it, I won’t be embarrassed.]

Xu Qingyue couldn't help but give a thumbs up to her own wit.

How could Yan Yan say anything harsh to Xu Qingyue?

"I'll forgive you if you buy me a bag of milk candy later."

Xu Qingyue chuckled.

"You said you wanted candy."

Xu Qingyue waved her hand and said proudly:

"Buy! Buy the big bags!"

Seeing Xu Qingyue's silly smile, Yan Yan did not suspect anything. He had been thinking about something recently. He had previously asked Xu Qingyue to agree to accompany him to Guangqing Temple. He heard that Guangqing Temple was the most effective place for seeking marriage.

When it comes to love, even gods are not immune.

He poked Xu Qingyue.

"Do you still remember what you promised me?"

Xu Qingyue paused as she tried to stuff the salted edamame into her mouth.

"what's up?"

Yan Yan sighed, looking very sad.

"I didn't ask you to do anything else except for your birthday. It seems you forgot after all."

"That's right. I'm not an important person. It's okay. I won't die of sadness."

Xu Qingyue tried hard to recall, even her eyebrows were raised, one high and one low.

"Oh, of course I remember. How could I forget?"

[No, it happened a year ago! I had just been resurrected at that time, and I haven’t recovered yet! ]

Yan Yan was very happy and did not expose her.

"You won't break your promise, will you?"

Xu Qingyue said righteously, "A gentleman's word is as good as his bond. I'm sure he won't do that!"

[I have to believe that last year’s self will never let this year’s self down! ]

The two of them ate and drank, and after a while, Xu Qingyue started to feel a little drunk.

Her face was rosy and her eyes were sparkling. She seemed normal at first glance, but the moment she spoke, she revealed that she was drunk.

"Brother, let me tell you, relatives are nothing but clouds, they are just shit!"

"Look, I don't have any relatives, but I can still live a good life."

Yan Yan was forced to move from one side to Xu Qingyue's side and support her.

"Yes, our Yueyue is very good."

Xu Qingyue put her arm around Yan Yan's shoulders, hooked her chin with her fingers, and looked at him carefully.

"Brother, you look good. Are you going home with your sister?"

As he spoke, he poked the muscles on Yan Yan's arm and muttered, "Wow, it's so big."

Yan Yan watched the drunkard setting fire to her body under the influence of alcohol, and could only hold on to her naughty little hand, his body tense.

"Yueyue, who am I?"

"Who are you? You are a good-looking brother. Do you want to come home with me, brother?"

Yan Yan suddenly felt that this sentence sounded very familiar, as if someone had said it to him before.

Yan Yan shook his head, feeling dizzy.

"Would you say the same thing if you had another brother?"

Xu Qingyue listened and her lips turned up as if she was about to cry.

"I don't have a brother or sister. I'm all alone."

"Why am I alone?"

Tears flowed out of her eyes and dripped onto the back of Yan Yan's hand, burning hot.

Yan Yan held the person in his arms and comforted him softly.

"Dear Yueyue, I am here for you. You are not alone. Even if they don't want you, I will still want you."

Xu Qingyue suddenly yelled as if her tail was stepped on:

"I don't want them!"

Yan Yan quickly smoothed over:

"Okay, okay, our Yueyue doesn't want them! They are all bad guys!"

Xu Qingyue broke free from Yan Yan's arms, picked up the beer on the table and started stuffing it into her mouth.

Yan Yan quickly snatched it away.

"You've had too much to drink. You can't drink any more."

Xu Qingyue stood up and tried to grab the bottle of wine in a staggering manner. Yan Yan had no choice but to pay the bill, apologize to the proprietress, and use the bottle of wine to lure Xu Qingyue into the car. Even so, Yan Yan was still taken advantage of by her.

Yan Yan watched Xu Qingyue holding the wine bottle like she was holding a milk bottle and tied her up with a safety belt.

He went around to the other side to get on the car, then told the driver to drive.

Passing by a pharmacy on the way, Yan Yan got out of the car to buy hangover medicine for Xu Qingyue.

When they finally got home, Xu Qingyue was already asleep, snoring softly, still holding the bottle of wine in her hand.

Yan Yan smiled and did what he didn't dare to do during the day. He reached out and pinched Xu Qingyue's face. It was soft, just as he had imagined.

Then he picked her up like a princess, carried her home and put her on the bed.

Just as Yan Yan was about to leave, Xu Qingyue woke up slowly and held Yan Yan's hand while crying, "Don't go."

Beads of tears flowed down her neck into her collar, and Yan Yan quickly turned his head away to avoid his gaze.

"I'm not leaving. I'll go get you a glass of water."

Xu Qingyue sat on the bed, as obedient as a porcelain doll.

"Then come back soon."

Yan Yan went to the living room and poured a glass of warm water. He coaxed Xu Qingyue to take the hangover medicine, and then fed her a candy. Only then did she calm down.

Wenshun just stopped crying, but still held Yan Yan's hand tightly.

"You are so beautiful, can you come home with me?"

"I've gone home with you."

"Really? Then I like you, can you be my boyfriend?"

In an instant, fireworks exploded in his mind. Although Yan Yan knew that Xu Qingyue was drunk and what she said was just drunken talk and should not be taken seriously, he still couldn't help but grinning from ear to ear.

Xu Qingyue drunkenly looked at Yan Yan standing there in a daze, and slapped his face.

"Outside, I'm talking to you."

Yan Yan placed his big hand on her small hand.

"who am I?"

"You are a good-looking little brother."

"I am Yan Yan."

"Yan Yan?"

"Ah."

Xu Qingyue didn't know what sad thing she was thinking about, and tears came out again.

Yan Yan finally understood why they said women were made of water. They shed so many tears. After being washed by the tears, some parts of her delicate skin became slightly red and swollen.

"Yan Yan is a bad guy."

Yan Yan asked with a smile, while gently wiping away tears with a soft tissue:

"Why is Yan Yan such a bad guy?"

When Xu Qingyue was drunk, she looked like she was acting like a spoiled child:

"Yan Yan has someone he likes."

Yan Yan felt like he was going crazy because of Xu Qingyue's cuteness and wanted to sit on it and die.

"Well, Yan Yan has someone he likes."

"But I like Yan Yan too, how could he..."

Yan Yan couldn't hear what Xu Qingyue said next. He only knew that he was going to die. The only thing left in his head was Xu Qingyue's soft and sticky words, "I like Yan Yan, too." "I like Yan Yan"...

"Yan Yan is about to have a fiancée, why is he still so nice to me? He is a big bad guy!"

"I don't want to like Yan Yan anymore."

"I want to like you, will you be my boyfriend?"

Ahhhhhhhh, Yan Yan felt like he was going crazy. He looked at the girl beside him. She didn't know what he had done yet. She looked at him blankly and felt a little aggrieved because he didn't talk to her.

"Okay, whatever you say~"

When Xu Qingyue heard him say yes, she smiled happily.

"Then come and sleep with me!"

The string that Yan Yan had been holding taut broke suddenly, and he pinched his thigh until it turned red before he controlled his impulse.

"Men and women should not touch each other, and we cannot sleep together."

Hearing this, Xu Qingyue pouted her lips in grievance and pointed at Yan Yan's nose.

"If you don't want to kiss me, then don't kiss me. I'm going to let Yan Yan turn you into a puppy, then I can kiss you! People and puppies can kiss!"

As he said this, he laughed foolishly.

Yan Yan was so angry that he laughed. Why was he arguing with a drunkard? He stood up and went to heat a cup of milk for Xu Qingyue.

When he returned to the room, he saw the kitten hiding under the TV cabinet beside the bed.

"What are you doing?"

【I am a mushroom, I can't speak. 】

"Let's go back to bed, okay?"

[It's raining, mushrooms need to drink more water to grow! 】

Seeing Xu Qingyue not moving, Yan Yan wanted to carry her to the bed. However, as soon as his hand touched her arm, Xu Qingyue fled to the window like the wind, mumbling:

"Help! Someone is here to pick mushrooms!!!"

The corners of Yan Yan's mouth twitched. How could someone get drunk and mistake himself for a mushroom?

At the same time, he was amazed at Xu Qingyue's skills after getting drunk. His speed was so fast, many times faster than when he was practicing in the mountains. Compared with himself, it could be said that he was only slightly inferior.

Yan Yan frowned. Could it be that Qingyue would remember something after getting drunk?

He tentatively called out: "Sister? Do you remember me?"

Xu Qingyue did not move. She just held her head in her hands and muttered:

"I am a little mushroom, and a little girl will pick me up. A sweet and soft little girl, hehe."

Yan Yan felt lost for a moment, but it was enough for her to be by his side.

After finally coaxing Xu Qingyue to sleep, Yan Yan used his fingers to carefully trace Xu Qingyue's eyebrows and eyes.

Yan Yan kissed Xu Qingyue's fingers and said softly:

"Yan Yan also likes Qing Yue. Yan Yan doesn't have a fiancée. Yan Yan's fiancée can only be you. No matter who you are, I love you."

"Yueyue, can I be your boyfriend?"

The man knelt on one knee on the ground and kissed the girl's fingers devoutly.

At this moment, the man seemed to have the emptiness in his heart filled up completely, and his heart and eyes were filled with his beloved girl.