Rebirth: I Farm in Hell to Live a Lifelong Life

Chapter 36: Going Home to Visit Relatives, 1 Accidentally Attracted My Cousin

After Firefly came in, he casually added another barrier.

"Master, are you okay?"

Xu Qingyue looked at the little girl and didn't expect that she was so capable and could find her in such an instant.

"I'm fine, how did you find this place?"

Yinghuo circled around Xu Qingyue a few times and breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that she was okay.

"Ever since I followed the master, I could roughly sense the master's location, so when you didn't go back for a long time, I came to find you."

Xu Qingyue rubbed Yinghuo's little face and said happily:

"You are awesome!"

As he spoke, Xu Qingyue took out a small piece of wire that he got from somewhere and poked it into the keyhole on his ankle.

Firefly flew forward and volunteered.

"Master, I can help you get it open."

Xu Qingyue waved her hand to refuse.

"It's just a small matter, just watch me."

As soon as he finished speaking, the chain opened.

At this time, Xiao Hei came in with a plate and saw Xu Qingyue standing by the window. He shouted happily:

"Yueyue, do you like it here? The scenery here is beautiful."

He brought several plates of delicious dishes to the table and greeted Xu Qingyue.

"Yueyue, come and try my cooking skills. I have been practicing for a long time, hoping that one day we can live together and I can cook for you."

Xu Qingyue looked at the food on the table, it actually looked pretty good!

Hiss, Xu Qingyue touched her rumbling stomach and thought it would be okay to taste something. She would have more energy to run after she was full.

So, Xu Qingyue let Xiao Hei taste a few bites first, and after confirming that there was no drug in the food, she started to eat it with relish.

Yan Yan cast a spell and came over to see Xu Qingyue eating with oil dripping from her mouth, and he almost laughed out of anger.

As Xu Qingyue was eating, she suddenly felt a chill on her back.

“Hey, did you turn on the air conditioning?”

Xiao Hei shook his head, "No."

"Why is it so cold then?"

Xiao Hei looked back and was so scared that he sat down on the ground, trembling and asking:

"You, how did you get in?"

When Xu Qingyue heard it, she turned around and saw, wow, what a ghost.

Seeing Yan Yan's face as dark as the bottom of a pot, Xu Qingyue carefully stood up and pulled Yan Yan's sleeve.

"You, how did you get here?"

"Why, am I here to disturb your time alone?"

Xu Qingyue quickly expressed her opinion:

"No, I was kidnapped by him, I don't even know him!"

Xiao Hei on the ground looked at Xu Qingyue in shock.

"Yueyue! Who is this man!?"

Yan Yan turned around and looked at Xu Qingyue who was standing next to him, "Yueyue?"

Xu Qingyue wanted to cry but had no tears, so she quickly explained:

"I really don't know him. I don't even know his name."

Of course Yan Yan believed Xu Qingyue.

"So you're eating his cooking without knowing him? Is his cooking better than mine? Huh?"

So this is the reason for her anger. Xu Qingyue quickly touched Yan Yan's arm and said:

"Of course the food you cook is delicious. I have never eaten a better meal than what you cook~"

She shook again and said coquettishly:

"I'm hungry. I was so hungry just now that my stomach was sticking to my back. I was just thinking about how much I could eat so that I would have the strength to escape."

[Good boy, you are worthy of being my royal chef. You should have this kind of competitive awareness! ]

Seeing Xu Qingyue acting like a spoiled child, Yan Yan's jealousy and anger had long since vanished, but he still asked with a straight face, "Really?"

Xu Qingyue quickly raised her hand and swore, promising:

"Really, more real than real gold!"

Yan Yan finally smiled and touched Xu Qingyue's head.

"Let's go home and make you something delicious."

"Great! Mr. Yan is the best in the world!"

Xiao Hei was very angry when he saw that the two people ignored him. He didn't know where he got the strength from, but he grabbed Xu Qingyue, locked her neck, and put the gun against Xu Qingyue's temple.

"Yueyue, why can't you stay with me? Why do you want to go with a strange man?"

"Yueyue, don't you know how much I love you? How dare you betray me!"

Xu Qingyue struggled and bit Xiaohei's arm. Hiss~

[Have you ever practiced the Golden Bell Cover? You almost made my teeth fall out. ]

"It's illegal for you to possess a firearm."

Xiao Hei's ordinary face revealed a bit of madness.

"Is it illegal? Hahahahaha, so what! As long as I can be with Yueyue, I'm willing to die."

Xu Qingyue was speechless. She grabbed Xiaohei's arm so that she could breathe easier.

[My damn charm is really damn good now. 】

"Xiao Hei, if I die, the two of us will never be able to be together again."

Xiao Hei looked confused and asked:

"why?"

"How can we be together when we are separated by life and death? Won't you miss me?"

Xiao Hei rubbed the top of Xu Qingyue's head affectionately and said in a gentle tone:

"It's okay. I will make you my most beautiful baby and put you by my bed every day. I will let you watch me sleep, and then we can be together every day."

"I can also make us merge into one, Yueyue, do you want to try it?"

Xiao He tried to find any sign of fear on Xu Qingyue's face, but Xu Qingyue only looked annoyed and frustrated.

[Why don't you learn something else at such a young age? Why do you have to act like a sickly girl? I won't play with you anymore! ]

Xu Qingyue quietly made a "9" shape with her fingers, glanced at Yan Yan, then raised her foot and stepped hard on Xiao Hei's instep with her heel, while at the same time, she pushed her head back hard.

Xiao Hei lay limply on the ground, while his soul was still standing there, looking at the two of them with horror.

Xu Qingyue patted Yan Yan on the shoulder and praised:

"Not stupid, you know how to draw out the soul."

In fact, the chain in Yan Yan's sleeves had wrapped around Xiao He's neck the moment he touched Xu Qingyue. As long as he dared to hurt Xu Qingyue, he would guarantee to kill him before that.

However, as the King of Hell, he did not have the power to deprive people of their lives at will. It would be best if he could persuade him to put down the gun. Otherwise, he would bear the karma, which would be bad for his and Xu Qingyue's practice.

The two men tied Xiao Hei up, and Xu Qingyue even put Xiao Hei in an embarrassing position with his butt exposed.

[Hehehehe, you are a pervert, aren’t you? I’ll make you a yandere! ]

Yan Yan tried to persuade him, but to no avail. He just resigned himself to his fate and beat Xiao Hei's soul back into his body.

Of course, it was time to call the police. It was when the police summoned Xu Qingyue to take a statement that Xu Qingyue found out that Xiao Hei's real name was Cai Xiaoming, the Xiao Ming that Li Xiao had mentioned when they were playing Truth or Dare in their dormitory that night.

Although Cai Xiaoming's parents attempted to escape legal judgment by presenting a hospital certificate stating that Cai Xiaoming had a mental illness, the court still believed, based on the evidence submitted by the police, that Cai Xiaoming had clear thoughts during the kidnapping process and was not in the period of illness, so only legal sanctions awaited Cai Xiaoming.

Xu Qingyue returned home and enjoyed the delicious meals prepared by Yan Yan for a few days, and was asked every day who cooked better, him or Cai Xiaoming.

Afterwards, Xu Qingyue and Yan Yan brought a few small animals to Taihang Mountains and began her formal training journey.

Xu Qingyue looked hopelessly at the pile of books on the desk in front of her that was taller than herself, then jumped up and looked at Yan Yan sitting opposite her.

"You're trying to tire me out so you can remove the restrictions on Firefly, right?"

Yan Yan shook his head seriously and pointed to the books next to him which were ten times more than those on the desk.

“Those were also moved from the library during the day and night tours.”

Xu Qingyue collapsed on the sofa and picked up a book to read "How to Make a Rich Woman Fall in Love with Me".

Xu Qingyue looked at him in disbelief with a suspicious look on her face, sneaking around with a dog's eye (no, crossed out), "Yan Yan, you..."

Yan Yan looked at Xu Qingyue who had a wretched expression on his face.

"What? Stop hesitating."

"Are you broke? Are you short of money? Or do you have any special hobbies or unspeakable secrets?"

Yan Yan was full of questions, "I'm not short of money, what's wrong, are you short of money?"

Xu Qingyue slowly raised the book in her hand.

"How can I make a rich woman fall in love with me? I didn't expect that the library in the underworld is really keeping up with the times."

Yan Yan saw the collection of books in Xu Qingyue's hand. The cover was still pink. His face darkened instantly. "Day trip!"

As soon as Riyou came out, he knelt on the ground, hugged Yan Yan's legs and started crying:

"Master, this book is not mine."

"Whose is that!"

As soon as the words fell, the room fell into darkness. Xu Qingyue shrank back in fear and was embraced by Yan Yan with one hand. With a wave of his other hand, the room lit up again.

Riyou quickly kicked the man and cursed:

"Don't do these useless pre-swings anymore!"

Xu Qingyue pulled Yan Yan's hands away from her eyes and saw a Rakshasa lying on the ground. The Rakshasa had a pair of green eyes, a dark blue complexion, red mane as sharp as a knife, and two sharp horns on his head.

Seeing Yan Yan, he immediately knelt down and saluted:

"Master, please forgive me, I was not thoughtful enough."

As he spoke, he pointed at the book in Xu Qingyue's hand with his sharp black claws, and a rare blush appeared on his iron-blue face.

"Master, that collection of books is mine. Can you please return it to me?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Riyou burst into laughter and picked up Luosha by his ears.

"Xiao Hei, aren't you chasing Xiao Hong recently? Why are you thinking of finding a rich woman to support you again?"

Hearing Xiaohong, Xiaohei smiled shyly.

"Xiao Hong said I'm uneducated, but I just want to read more books and learn more skills."

Riyou asked gossipingly, "What else have you seen?"

Speaking of this, Xiao Hei became very excited and counted on his fingers to explain the Japanese tour one by one:

"Do you know the four great masterpieces of the human world?"

Xu Qingyue raised her hand: "A Dream of Red Mansions, Journey to the West, Water Margin, and Romance of the Three Kingdoms."

Xiao Hei looked confused, "Aren't they "Going Home to Visit My Family, Accidentally Conquering My Cousin", "My Weak and Incapable Master", "My Stories with My 107 Brothers", and "The Battle for World Domination: The Love and Hate of the Three Great Financial Tycoons"? "

The corner of Xu Qingyue's mouth twitched.

"Xiao Hei, are you sure you are watching the authentic version?"

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