I and my bestie dressed up as a rich man's wife and ran away with the ball

Lu Xi copied Su Ran's idea one to one, one package contained river shrimps and the other package contained scarves.

The reason for packing river shrimp instead of lotus pods was that Lu Xi heard that Ye An loved to eat river shrimp.

Ye An glanced at it, then looked at Lu Xi, "Explain?"

Lu Xi guessed that Ye An wouldn't be so incredible that he could see through this trick.

So she explained seriously and confessed why she prepared these two things.

Ye An didn't say anything, nor did he refute. He just nodded occasionally, as if he was listening very carefully.

Lu Xi talked so hard that her mouth was dry. Finally, she concluded, "I know I'm stupid and always mess things up, but I just wanted to make you happy. Now the gift I prepared is broken. I'm so stupid."

Ye An supported his chin and leaned back on the sofa, the light shining brightly in his eyes.

Lu Xi had been talking for a long time like a monologue, but Ye An didn't respond. Lu Xi frowned and asked, "Why don't you say anything?"

"I just want to see how long you can make up a lie without thinking." Ye An said and looked at his watch. "Ten minutes, that's progress."

"......" The little flame in Lu Xi's eyes grew bigger, "You already knew I was making it up, so why did you listen?"

"Because there is no water in the car." A smile flashed in Ye An's eyes.

"????" Lu Xi didn't follow Ye An's train of thought, "What do you mean?"

"Aren't you thirsty after talking so much?"

"?!"

Lu Xi understood. This damn bastard deliberately made her thirsty after talking so much, and then didn't give her any water.

"Thank you! I'm not thirsty at all." Lu Xi smiled at Ye An. That smile seemed like it could swallow Ye An alive.

Ye An found it very interesting. He changed his posture and continued to lean comfortably. "River shrimp and mud shrimp are different. Don't buy the wrong ones next time."

"Also, this scarf looks so tattered that it looks like it was hand-knitted, but it's actually produced on a factory assembly line. Only an idiot like you would believe that."

"....." Lu Xi silently refuted in his heart. Who said that? Su Ran obviously believed it.

However, Lu Xi was still quite curious about how Ye An knew so much, "How did you know that?"

"Because I have sold all of these things." Halfway through his words, Ye An glanced at Lu Xi and said, "Do you think everyone is as stupid as you? Why do you care how I figured it out?"

"......" Tsk, then don't say it, "You are smart. You are the smartest person in the world. Okay."

"It's good to know."

As Ye An was talking, he lowered his head to straighten his clothes, but suddenly found a sticky black object at the corner of his clothes.

Ye An's face darkened immediately. He took the scissors and cut off the corner of the clothes. Then he threw the corner in front of Lu Xi, "What a mess you made."

Lu Xi originally thought that Ye An had thrown shit on her, but when she smelled the faint fragrance in the air, Lu Xi suddenly remembered something, "Oh no, it's broken!!"

As Lu Xi spoke, he took out a small packaging bag from his pocket.

The packaging bag is only the size of a ping-pong ball, and you can see that it was quite delicate before it was soaked in water.

But after being soaked in water, the originally pink packaging box became rotten, and an unknown black liquid flowed out and stuck to the packaging box, making it look quite dirty.

Ye An gave him a disdainful look and sat a step further away from Lu Xi. "You're carrying shit in your pocket? You're a dung beetle."

"......." Lu Xi rolled his eyes, moved closer to Ye An, and handed the box to Ye An's nose, "Smell it, is this shit? Does shit smell this good?"

Ye An frowned and pushed Lu Xi's arm away, "You are so greedy every day, and you even carry food with you."

"You are such a heartless person." Lu Xi snorted coldly, "I had a full meal at the restaurant at noon, and I just thought this dessert was delicious, so I packed one for you, but I forgot about it and it got soaked in water."

When Lu Xi lived with Su Ran in the past, whenever she ate something delicious, she would bring a portion back for Su Ran.

Over time, it becomes a habit.

Although Ye An was a bit of a dog, he was pretty nice to her, so when Lu Xi ate something delicious, he would pack a portion for Ye An.

Hearing Lu Xi's words, Ye An's eyes paused slightly, and he glanced at the packaging box in Lu Xi's hand. An inexplicable emotion surged in his heart, but the words that came out of his mouth were, "Do you think I'm as greedy as you are?"

"I'm not eating because I'm greedy," Lu Xi retorted to Ye An, "This is a sign of caring for you. Forget it, you don't understand anyway. Since you don't like it, I won't bring it to you in the future."

Men are not as nice as sisters. If you bring food to your sisters, they will say hello. But men only brag.

As Lu Xi spoke, he threw the packaging box into the trash can. "What a pity, it's really delicious."

Lu Xi would end up quarreling with Ye An after just three sentences, so she simply shut up. She sat quietly aside, but Ye An would look at her from time to time.

The melted dessert gradually filled the car with a sweet aroma. Ye An usually didn't like desserts, but today, for some reason, he suddenly wanted to eat some.

The car gradually entered the city and stopped at a shopping mall for a while, waiting for Lu Xi and Ye An to change into clean clothes before restarting.

Lu Xi originally thought that the car would drive directly back to the villa, but she never expected that the car would take a winding route and actually go to the restaurant where she had lunch with Qiao Yan, Su Ran, and Qin Zijun.

"......" Considering that Ye An bought her a set of brand-name clothes, Lu Xi asked politely with a smile on her face, "What are we doing here?"

"Go ahead," Ye An raised his chin slightly, "go pack another portion of the dessert."

"What are you doing?" Lu Xi was puzzled. "Don't you want to eat?"

"Not going?" Ye An's eyes were deep.

"go."

When you are under someone's roof, you have to bow your head. Although she didn't know what was wrong with Ye An, she could see from his expression that he was quite calm. As long as he didn't settle the bill with her for the male model in the bar, nothing else mattered.

Lu Xi packed a dessert and quickly returned to the car.

She handed it to Ye An, and when Ye An took a bite, she couldn't help but start talking, "Isn't it delicious? I saw you liked drinking blueberry-flavored milk last time, and when you ate this at noon, I felt that you would like it. It's not particularly sweet, and you like this kind of taste that's neither sweet nor not sweet, don't you..."

Ye An was eating while Lu Xi was talking non-stop beside him. Ye An rarely stopped her.

The aroma of blueberries spread in his mouth. Ye An's eyes flickered slightly. He looked at Lu Xi who was mumbling beside him, "Not bad. I'll reward you 6."

"!!" Lu Xi raised his head, his eyes sparkling, "Really? You are so nice."

Ye An was already used to Lu Xi's habit of being rich. He took a bite of the dessert and said, "Let's try a different flavor next time."

"Okay!" Lu Xi raised his hand, made a received gesture, and then asked caringly, "Is this not very sweet?"

Ye An was stunned for a moment, smacking his tongue for a moment, "Not sweet, but sweet too."

"....." This is not Chinese takeaway, why is it poisoning your brain? Can't you say something that people can understand?