I and my bestie dressed up as a rich man's wife and ran away with the ball

Ye An was usually not in the villa during the day, but today, Lu Xi guessed that Ye An came to torture her at home, and he stayed in the living room until almost noon.

Lu Xi's biological clock has always been punctual. In the morning, he could pretend to play with his phone to trick his stomach, but when it was close to noon, he could not ignore the feeling of hunger no matter what.

It was already half past eleven and there was still no sign of Ye An leaving.

After lunch, he had the habit of taking Lu Xi for a nap. Lu Xi made up his mind and decided to seize this last opportunity.

Lu Xi stood up and covered her stomach, "Oh no, I think I'm having my period."

Ye An raised his eyes and glanced at Lu Xi lightly.

Lu Xi puffed out his chest guiltily, "What's wrong? You don't believe it? Do you want to test it?"

Ye An lowered his head in disgust, "Stay away from me."

Lu Xi quickly covered her stomach, bent over and trotted back to the bedroom.

Her bedroom was on the second floor, near the balcony, where there was a sycamore tree with its canopy extending to the corner of the balcony.

Lu Xi took off his shoes, changed into light clothes, looked around, and then climbed down the tree trunk.

The delivery guy was quite reliable. He accurately found the hole in the wall among the weeds and put the food in the hole.

The Ye family villa is big and it is noon now. Lu Xi took the takeaway and hid under a tree in the corner to eat.

It is said that kissing best friends is the best. Su Ran ordered her favorite steamed chicken in lotus leaf, blanched Chinese cabbage, and a cup of milk tea.

The only drawback is that the food has been left out for more than two hours and is now a little cold.

Fortunately, it was summer, and Lu Xi was extremely hungry. He didn't care at all. He took a bite of chicken, a mouthful of rice, and a sip of milk tea. He felt like he was going to fly away from the aroma.

After eating the chicken wings, Lu Xi tore open the chicken legs. The big chicken legs soaked in the moist soup were tender and fragrant, with plump meat. He could already smell the rich aroma before he even ate it.

Lu Xi opened his mouth and was about to bite down when Ye An's voice suddenly came from above his head.

"Lu Xi, why are you squatting there alone?"

Lu Xi quickly put down the chicken leg, wiped his mouth, and cautiously stuck his head out. Then, he saw Ye An standing on the balcony with a smile on his face.

Lu Xi kicked the lunch box behind the tree and walked out as if nothing had happened. "I have a stomachache, so I came out to relax. What? Are you going to restrict me?"

Ye An glanced at the sycamore tree trunk knowingly and said, "I'm a little bored."

"I figured it out." While talking to Ye An, Lu Xi secretly looked at the chicken legs behind the tree. Oh, I'm so greedy and want to eat it.

"Sing a song for me." Ye An leaned on the balcony, seemingly not ready to leave.

Lu Xi secretly rolled his eyes, nodded obediently, and then sang the Internet hit song that had made Su Ran laugh for a whole half month, "Big Banana, a Big Banana, your feeling is really wonderful, floating and swaying, your feeling is intoxicating."

But perhaps the aesthetic taste of perverts is different from that of ordinary people. Ye An actually seems to enjoy listening to songs that sound magical and weird to ordinary people.

Lu Xi wanted Ye An to go in quickly, so he changed the tone of his voice, and each sound he sang was like a duck on a shed.

Finally, after the song was over, Lu Xi couldn't stand himself, but Ye An nodded with interest, "You sang well."

"Then go in. It's quite sunny at noon. Don't let the sun get you tanned." Lu Xi advised sincerely.

Ye An nodded thoughtfully, "That's right."

Having said that, Ye An turned and went into the bedroom, even closing the door which made Lu Xi very satisfied.

After dealing with the night marshal, Lu Xi prepared to continue eating.

However, when she turned around, she saw a big yellow dog enjoying the big chicken leg that she had specially left for her.

She finally understood why Ye An suddenly asked her to sing.

Because the singing just covered up the sound of the big yellow dog stealing the lunch box and eating the chicken legs.

The angle from which Ye An was standing just now allowed him to see both her and the big yellow dog. He just stood there, watching her make a fool of herself while singing, and watching the big yellow dog steal her takeout.

How can there be such a shameless man in the world! ! ! !

The rest of the meal could not be eaten, so Lu Xi could only return to the living room on an empty stomach. At this time, Ye An had already started eating.

Compared to Lu Xi's predicament of having his chicken leg snatched away by a dog, the dozens of delicious dishes in front of Ye An were really too sumptuous.

Lu Xi decided to unilaterally go into a cold war with Ye An. She suppressed her hunger and went upstairs without saying a word.

Ye Yan took a bite of the chicken and glanced at Lu Xi's expression. He raised his eyebrows slightly and said, "Stop."

Lu Xi pretended not to hear.

Ye An narrowed his eyes slightly, "Come here."

Lu Xi turned a deaf ear to it.

"Come here and give me some chicken legs."

Lu Xi hesitated for a moment, then walked over spinelessly.

Ye An glanced at her and said with a bit of amusement, "Is this all you can do? I thought you were going to argue with me all the time."

Lu Xi snorted, "Where's the chicken leg?"

Lu Xi also wanted to kneel down and beg herself not to always think about eating chicken legs, but she found that even when she knelt down, she still wanted to eat them.

Ye An handed Lu Xi a chicken leg bone with the meat already removed, "Here."

Lu Xi was about to explode after taking a look at it, but then she thought of the method Su Ran taught her.

Lu Xi really took the chicken leg bone and took small bites of the little bit of chicken meat left on it.

Ye An originally thought that Lu Xi was going to make trouble with him, but he didn't expect that Lu Xi would actually take over the bone.

Just as he was about to say something, he saw Lu Xi's eyes turned red and tears began to fall one by one.

She cried while gnawing on the bone which had almost no meat on it. She looked so pitiful that even the servants beside her secretly condemned Ye An in their hearts.

Ye An frowned, leaned forward slightly, and looked at Lu Xi. "Isn't it just a bite of food? Is there any need to cry like this?"

Lu Xi cried even harder, even choking and biting bones, "I'm so hungry, wuwuwuwu"

"........"

Lu Xi's sobbing gave him a headache. Ye An pinched his brows and said, "Stop crying."

"woooooo"

Ye An pulled out a big chicken leg and stuffed it into Lu Xi's mouth, "Alright, I'll give it to you. If you keep crying, I'll pull out your tongue."

Lu Xi blinked her eyes, and the aroma of delicious food came to her tongue. She found that Ye An seemed to be unable to stand her crying.

Hehe, Lu Xi wiped away her tears and started to eat lunch happily.

Compared to the takeaway chicken legs, the ones made by the Ye family chef were obviously much more delicious, and Lu Xi became happier the more he ate.

Even though the tears in the corners of her eyes hadn't been wiped away, her eyes were already filled with stars again.

Ye An sat aside and looked at Lu Xi, unable to hold back a sneer, "Are you a three-year-old child?"

"You are a three-year-old child." Lu Xi retorted, "How could you be so childish and let the dog steal my takeaway?"

"Oh? You finally admitted that you were eating secretly just now?"

"That's because you kept me hungry."

"So what are you eating now? Put it down."

"No." Lu Xi made a face at Ye An, "It's already in my stomach. If you want it, you can only see it tomorrow morning."

The lively Lu Xi was completely different from the pitiful person just now.

Ye An narrowed his eyes slightly and was about to say something, but suddenly he glanced and saw a small pink box in Ye An's pocket. Lu Xi asked curiously, "What's in your pocket?"

Ye An lowered his head to take a look, then subconsciously covered his mouth with his hands.