Walking with the Villain, Lou Xiao'e's Alternative Love

The old man asked the three people seriously, "We have already kowtowed and drank tea, why are you still kneeling?"

The three of them nodded in agreement and said in unison, "A greeting gift."

"Fuck you, I don't need to recognize you guys as debt collectors." The old man cursed and looked at his godmother beside him.

The little old lady happily stood up and started rummaging through the drawers.

"Why don't you get up? I didn't say I wouldn't give it to you."

A few unfilial eldest sons stood up with their mouths wide open, without any hesitation.

Zhu Zirui put away the futon and started the flying mode.

"Brother-in-law, from now on, you know how to deal with me, your brother-in-law, right?"

Xu Damao looked at Zhu Zirui's smug expression and said, "I know. If your sister makes me upset in the future, I will beat you up. I promise not to let you, the gift brother-in-law, live in loneliness."

"Oh, brother-in-law, are you openly provoking me?"

"You have figured out all this, so how will you deal with it?" Xu Damao asked with a smile.

Zhu Zirui clasped his hands together and said, "The mountains remain unchanged, the rivers flow forever, we will meet again in the future." He then hummed to himself, "Cangcai, Cangcai, Cangcangcai..."

Let’s just say, who doesn’t like such a funny guy?

The godmother held two small boxes in her hands and stopped Zhu Zirui from singing, "Okay, stop making trouble."

"Got it."

Without being asked, they all came to the godmother.

Godmother opened the slightly larger box and took out a pair of jade pendants.

"Da Mao, Xiao'e, this pair of dragon and phoenix jade pendants is something your godfather has collected for many years.

He often said that jade is spiritual and can protect people's hearts and keep them safe.

Today, I give you this pair of jade pendants, hoping that they can bear witness to your deep love.

Damao, you are the pillar of the family, Xiao'e, you are the gentle force, the two of you complement each other, and only then can the family be peaceful and happy forever."

As she spoke, the godmother handed the jade pendants to Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e respectively. The two of them solemnly took the jade pendants. "Godmother, thank you and godfather for your kindness. We will definitely cherish this gift and cherish each other even more and run our home together." Xu Damao said affectionately, and Lou Xiao'e nodded in agreement.

Seeing this, the godmother smiled with relief. She patted the backs of their hands, then turned to Zhu Zirui and said with a smile: "Zirui, don't be idle either. I have a little toy for you."

As she spoke, she opened another small box, which contained a peace locket.

It is round and full, like the purest drop of dew on the grassland at dawn, condensing the warmth and peace between heaven and earth.

"Zi Rui, you are lively and cheerful, which makes people like you, but you need to have a balance between tension and relaxation in life so that you can move forward steadily.

Godmother, I give you a peace locket today, I hope it can become your close guardian talisman.

May you be safe, smooth and prosperous wherever you are."

Zhu Zirui frowned and said, "I don't want buttons."

When everyone heard this, they all smiled.

The old man was even more delighted, he patted Zhu Zirui on the shoulder and laughed heartily: "Haha, you are really a child who speaks without restraint.

This is not an ordinary button, this is a button without a buttonhole."

There was laughter again.

"I also want a jade pendant, preferably one that has been worn by a prince or a prince." Zhu Zirui muttered.

Although his voice was not loud and was mixed with laughter, the old man heard it clearly.

"Should I give you the entire imperial seal? Maybe you can ascend the throne someday.

It belongs to the prince and the duke. How dare you ask for it?

Yes, this button.

No, I will give you two big-eared thunders."

Zhu Zirui hurriedly picked up the peace locket and put it around his neck.

The old man rolled his eyes at him and said, “You can’t move if you lead it, and you can’t move it backwards if you hit it.

Apart from the meaning of this button, its material alone is extremely precious.

This is carved from the finest mutton-fat jade. Jade has been a symbol of good fortune since ancient times, able to ward off evil and ensure safety.

And your button is the best among them. The purity of its material and the exquisite craftsmanship are both rare.

Damn it, you still complain about it.

This was found by your godmother. If it were me, I would not be willing to give it to you."

Zhu Zirui was very excited when he heard this. He didn't expect that this seemingly ordinary peace locket was so precious.

"Thank you, godmother. You are the best to me." Zhu Zirui instantly turned into a caring little friend.

"Are you still going to eat? Damn it, you're leaving me hungry just to recognize my relatives."

The godmother and Lou Xiao'e went straight to the kitchen, while Xu Damao went behind the old man and massaged his shoulders.

Seeing this, Zhu Zirui went up and forced the old man's legs onto the tea table, and started beating his legs.

This picture is a vivid portrayal of an ancient fat girl serving an old master.

The old man was so shocked by this sudden "treatment" that his beard stood up and he stared at Zhu Zirui, "Are you beating my legs? Or are you torturing me?"

Xu Damao looked at Zhu Zirui who was half squatting and said, "Ruizi, you are quite skilled in this business."

Zhu Zirui pounded hard while pretending to be profound: "Haha, this is a family secret skill, specially used by the elders in the family to relieve fatigue. Today, I saw that the old man was very angry, so I couldn't help but show off my skills."

"Then you have to contribute more. After all, apart from being ugly, you don't have anything to offer." Xu Damao teased.

When Zhu Zirui heard this, the mysterious expression on his face instantly turned into an innocent look. He touched his face and said in pretended confusion, "Oh, brother-in-law, what you said really makes me sad.

I can’t say that my face is stunningly beautiful, but at least it’s pretty and pretty.”

As soon as Zhu Zirui finished speaking, the old man who was resting with his eyes closed laughed and scolded: "You little bastard, you are really shameless! With your looks, you are so beautiful that you can topple a country, but I think you are more like an ugly melon or a jujube."

Zhu Zirui stood up, walked to a chair nearby and sat down, "Humph, I've decided to stay away from you tasteless people in the future."

Xu Damao suppressed his laughter, patted Zhu Zirui on the shoulder and said, "Okay, I'll take you out now."

Zhu Zirui shook his head. "You can't kill a donkey like this. I've been busy for a long time and haven't even had a bite of food. You want to send me away? That's impossible."

At this time, Lou Xiao'e came out of the kitchen carrying two dishes. Seeing Zhu Zirui looking angry, she said with a smile, "Hey, who has offended our handsome boy? Look at his pouting mouth, you can hang a bottle of oil on it.

Come, come, take a look. Godmother just made some sweet and sour spareribs and braised shrimps. They are perfect for you, a bullied person, to calm down. "

"Sister, you really understand me. In this world, there are too few people who know how to appreciate me. I am obviously a romantic and handsome man, but they say I am ugly. Sigh, people's hearts are not as they used to be."

Zhu Zirui took the plate and deliberately put on an aggrieved and narcissistic look, but a smug smile quietly appeared at the corner of his mouth.

He sniffed the aroma of the food and exclaimed exaggeratedly, "Oh, this smell is simply the most delicious thing on earth. It has directly driven away most of the unhappiness in my heart.

Godmother's cooking skills are beyond the reach of even the imperial chef!"

"Haha, you are the only one who talks sweetly." Godmother also came over from the kitchen carrying dishes.