Walking with the Villain, Lou Xiao'e's Alternative Love

Sha Zhu, who had come to his senses, beat his chest and stamped his feet!

"Why didn't you tell me this, Damao?"

"When you see me, you're like a fighting cock. You'd feel sorry for your ancestors if you didn't take advantage of me. I'm not telling you shit."

"I have lived my whole life in vain. How come I have become a bastard who knows nothing and can't tell the difference between right and wrong?"

Lou Xiao'e thought to herself, "You don't even know that Yi Zhonghai has withheld the letters and money your father sent to you and your sister, yet you are so stupid as to treat your uncle as your own father and respect him. You believe everything he says and don't even trust your own father. You are really stupid."

"Brother Zhuzi, don't be discouraged. We still have plenty of time. Everyone makes mistakes. As long as we correct them in time, it's not too late.

Let’s just consider it as a chance to gain experience.”

"You are really lucky, Damao! You are not a good person, but the wife you married is one in a million."

"Don't talk nonsense to me. Have I ever caused more trouble than you, idiot? Think back to what I said to you before. Which one of them was a lie to you?"

"You know what? If you think about it carefully, it's really true. Damn, I haven't cheated you before, have I?"

"You two are done. No matter what happened, it's over. You are still good friends. You should remind each other and support each other in the future."

"Look at what my sister Xiao'e said. Every word makes sense and is on point."

"Brother Zhuzi, show us your cooking skills at noon. Let's make some braised pork and dried beans with some wide vermicelli.

There are vegetables in the outer room. Take a look and pick some that you like.

"Okay. Just wait and see, sister."

"Wife, you stay with Yu Shui and chat. I'll go help Sha Zhu."

"Da Mao, go call the deaf old lady over. She's so old, and she's eating one bite less every day!"

"Yeah! I'll go right away."

"Brother Zhuzi, feel free to rummage around in the kitchen. I'll ask Damao to buy anything you need."

"Oh my God! We don't lack anything. With what your family has prepared, I can find eight or ten of them."

"Brother, don't cook all of Damao's dishes. Just make enough to eat."

"I know! You really think I'm stupid."

He Yushui whispered, "You're not sharp!"

Lou Xiao'e took out the peanuts and snacks from her home for Yu Shui. There were quite a few snacks in the space, but she didn't dare to take them out. It would be troublesome if the secret was exposed.

"Oh! My silly grandson finally got it. I didn't expect that I, an old woman, would see you come to Damao's house to cook before the smoke ran out."

"You are so lucky, deaf grandma! I will prepare the braised pork for you today."

"I am blessed, I am blessed to have you filial children. I must have accumulated good deeds in my previous life."

"Hello, deaf grandma, please come and sit down on the kang. I'll spread a thick cushion for you."

"Daughter-in-law Damao, please stop working. I'll just sit on the kang. I'm almost buried, so please don't dirty your bedding."

"Look at what you're saying. With your physique, you can only live another thirty or fifty years. I'm counting on you to help me take care of the children. Please don't say such unlucky words. We don't like to hear them."

"Okay, okay, I won't say anything. Deaf grandma is waiting to hold her great-grandson!"

Lou Xiao'e laid a thick cushion for the deaf old lady and also gave her a pillow to lean on.

Alas! I am over 80 years old now. It doesn’t matter whether I am a real martyr’s relative or a fake one.

Just think about it, who doesn’t want to have someone to rely on when they are old, who doesn’t want to have many children and grandchildren.

What the old lady was planning was nothing more than wanting someone to carry her when she was sick and bury her when she died.

Not excessive.

Lou Xiao'e brewed a pot of brown sugar water, poured a bowl for the old lady, and then poured another bowl for He Yushui.

"Daughter-in-law Damao, I heard from your third aunt that you and Damao went to the hospital for a checkup?"

"Well! Damao and I have been married for several years, but we still haven't gotten pregnant. I used to think that we were not in a hurry because we were young, but now that we are old enough and still haven't gotten pregnant, I am getting anxious.

You also know that my parents-in-law have urged me countless times. They are really anxious to have a grandchild.

And the rumors here are making it hard for Damao and I to breathe.

I was thinking of going to the hospital to check if I am sick or not, so we can have a better idea.

It was a coincidence that today was the day Damao was on vacation and I had some money saved up, so I went there.

Fortunately, God blesses me, there is nothing serious wrong with me, I just need to take some medicine and recuperate, and I will be able to have a baby. "

"You have a kind heart, God will not make things difficult for you."

"Oh my! Deaf grandma, how can I be considered kind? I am just relying on you elders to spoil me."

"You are a good talker, and I can live a few more years just by chatting with you for a while."

"Then I will spend more time with you in the future, and you can teach me more about how to be a good person."

The deaf old lady thought for a moment and said, "A family that accumulates good deeds will be blessed with good fortune. This will never change."

(If you do good, you will be far away from disaster even though blessings have not yet arrived. If you do evil, you will be far away from blessings even though disaster has not yet arrived. People who do good are like the grass in a spring garden, which grows day by day without being seen. People who do evil are like a whetstone, which loses its sharpness day by day without being seen. Borrowed from "Spring and Autumn Annals·Zengzi")

"Deaf grandma, I need to borrow your old medicine pot to make the decoction."

"If you want to borrow other deaf grandmas, there are many big and small medicine jars. Damao can take me back after dinner and bring them all over. You can choose which one to use."

"Okay! Thank you in advance."

"Girl, I've received enough care from you guys. Are you so polite to me for just a few medicine jars?"

"Then I won't be polite to you. When I give birth to a big fat great-grandson for you, I'll let you be the first one to hold him."

"You are a girl, and you are not ashamed to talk about giving birth to a child."

"I'm not a virgin, why should I be embarrassed? Besides, all women have to go through this. If you're embarrassed, don't get married. Just become a nun."

"Normally he's like a listless chicken, and becomes embarrassed when you say a few more words. How come he's so excited now?"

"Deaf grandma, you don't know! I was pressed on the mute point by Xu Damao, and now he has untied it for me."

"It's better to untie it! That's how life should be."

"It's time to eat." Xu Damao first brought in two plates of fried peanuts and stir-fried meat with black fungus.

Eggplant box, vinegar-fried cabbage slices, two large bowls of braised pork with wide noodles, and a large bowl of egg cake.

A large bowl of rice.

There are five people at the table and six dishes.

Xu Damao took out a bottle of Red Star Erguotou from the cupboard.

After a meal, everything is clean.

The food cooked by Sha Zhu, the chef of the Red Star Steel Rolling Mill, is really delicious, but there is only one flaw: the dishes, rice and wine are useless.

During the dinner, Xu Damao and Sha Zhu learned how to crawl and chat, went to school together, worked together, and got married together...

"Hey... Damao, what's wrong with me? I earn 37 yuan a month, I live in a big house, I cook delicious food, and I'm a handsome guy. What's wrong with me..."

Xu Damao looked at Sha Zhu and said, "Although the brain and the large intestine look similar, you wouldn't put the same thing in both."

……

"Xu Damao, fuck your uncle."