Walking with the Villain, Lou Xiao'e's Alternative Love
Chapter 174 Xu Shaochen's Cheat Sheet
Yu Haitang's case is like a stone thrown into a calm lake, causing layers of ripples but eventually returning to calm.
Those disturbances and storms were carefully kept outside the doors of every household, as if they had become an invisible barrier.
Although the atmosphere remained tense, most ordinary people did not feel overly frightened by the young generals seen everywhere on the streets.
Of course, this relatively calm mentality is limited to ordinary people.
It's another Sunday.
Lou Xiao'e and Xu Damao, a couple, enjoyed a rare lazy morning.
I had a good sleep.
In order to prevent the naughty Xu Shaochen from coming to disturb him again and again, Xu Damao deliberately locked the door.
This really pissed off the little guy who had gotten up early.
He kept muttering around the house, "This life is really unbearable.
Where can I find parents like you two?
The sun is almost roasting your butt, why don’t you get up and cook?
How can this look like a normal life?"
Just then, there were knocks on the door.
"Da Mao, Damao's wife, are you two at home?"
Xu Shaochen recognized the voice as that of Grandpa Yi next door, so he quickly moved his short legs and skipped towards the gate.
"Grandpa Yi, my parents haven't gotten up yet, just tell me if you have anything to say."
While trying to open the bolt, Xu Shaochen spoke to Yi Zhonghai outside the door.
At this time, Liu Yu and Zhang Jie in the gatehouse saw that it was the little Xu Shaochen who came out to answer the door, and hurried forward to open the door.
"Hey, Chenchen, go into the house and wake up your parents, and tell them that Grandpa Yi wants them to go to the courtyard quickly.
A new neighbor moved in.
You came back too late yesterday, so I didn’t have time to tell you.
We can see him today."
Yi Zhonghai said this as he bent down.
When Xu Shaochen heard that there was a new neighbor, his eyes immediately sparkled with excitement, and he quickly asked, "Grandpa Yi, does the new neighbor have any children?"
Yi Zhonghai patted his little head lovingly and replied with a smile: "I don't have a partner yet, where did the child come from?"
When Xu Shaochen heard this, he immediately responded with a disappointed "Oh".
As the little fellow ran into the house, he thought to himself, "Now I have a reason to wake up those two lazy bastards."
So he picked up the "loud speaker" that Lou Xiao'e had given him and shouted loudly in a childish voice toward the door of his parents' room, "Old Xu, beautiful Xiao'e, both of you wake up!
Something big happened next door.
It's really a big deal!
If you two don't get up, your food won't be hot in time."
In fact, the couple had already woken up when Yi Zhonghai knocked on the door, but they deliberately did not get up.
I just wanted to amuse my son and keep him busy for a while.
Now, hearing their son's deliberate mischievous shout, the couple were instantly both angry and amused.
Although they were angry, they got up quickly.
The moment I opened the door, I was amused by this "troublemaker" again.
This is a wholehearted wake-up call!
I saw Xu Shaochen, who was blocking the door, sitting on a small stool, crossing his legs with difficulty.
He was chewing milk beans in his mouth and holding a small trumpet in his hand.
Let’s just say, whoever sees him do this will be amused.
When the little guy saw his parents finally opened the door, he planned to put down his legs that he had crossed with great effort.
It’s a pity that the legs are still a little short.
I almost couldn't stand still and was staggering.
At this time, Xu Damao was quick to pick up his son and scolded him with a smile: "You little bastard, you should fall to the ground.
Let's see if you dare to make such a fuss so early in the morning."
Xu Shaochen was also shocked by his own "feat".
But even if his father "saved" him from the embarrassment of falling down in time, he was unwilling to give in.
"Lao Xu, are you feeling guilty about what you said?
You can go and ask around to see if there's any family like you two who only know how to sleep in.
You don’t even make breakfast for your kids?
You two should be content to have a sensible son like me.
I'm already giving you face by not tearing down the door."
After making the bed, Lou Xiao'e walked out of the house and nimbly passed through the narrow gap between the father and son who were "confronting" each other, without bothering to say a word to them.
Seeing the indifference of "Her Majesty the Queen", the two, one big and one small, felt as if a bucket of cold water was poured over them, and all their fighting spirit disappeared.
Xu Damao went to the toilet, and Xu Shaochen, like a "little follower", stood close to his mother who was washing, diligently handing her things here and there.
"Tsk tsk, my mom is getting prettier and prettier. She's even prettier than a fairy!"
Lou Xiao'e, who was busy brushing her teeth, almost burst out laughing at her son's sudden sweet words.
She quickly rinsed her mouth and said angrily, "Xu Shaochen, how many times have I told you not to learn your uncle's glib tongue?
You keep talking about fairies and beauties all the time, but have you ever seen what a fairy looks like?"
Seeing that his flattery seemed to be hitting the horse's leg, Xu Shaochen suddenly changed his strategy and imitated his uncle Zhu Zirui's tone and said: "Sister E, I'm not exaggerating. When I say you look like a fairy, I'm actually giving a fairy some face.
To be honest, you are much prettier than those fairies!"
After hearing what her son said, Lou Xiao'e could no longer hold back and burst into laughter.
She smiled and said, "Son, even if you are copying homework, you must remember to change your name, right?
You are simply copying your uncle's words word for word.
Not even punctuation was missing.
It's a very thorough copy."
Seeing this, Xu Shaochen was still unwilling to give up and added, "No matter how many holes there are, flattery will never be worn out.
My uncle is absolutely right.
You see, you laughed when you heard it. "
After saying this, he couldn't help laughing himself.
Then he sighed again, "Oh, I never thought that my mother is such a 'superficial' person and also likes to hear nice things."
At this moment, Xu Damao had one foot in and one foot out of the door when he heard his son say that his wife was superficial.
This was something he absolutely could not tolerate.
"Xu Shaochen, you are talking nonsense so early in the morning, and you still dare to say that your mother is superficial?
Do you want to try my "violence pill"? "
Upon seeing this, Xu Shaochen quickly hid behind Lou Xiaoe, poked out his little head, and stuck out his tongue, looking at Xu Damao provocatively.
Lou Xiao'e bent down, picked up her son, shook him, kissed him twice, then put him down and said, "That's enough, stop making trouble.
Damao, you fry the eggs and I'll cook the wontons.
We have to finish eating and go next door."
Xu Damao agreed readily and imitated his wife by picking up his son and lifting him up.
She wanted to give him a kiss, but then she frowned in disgust and put her son down.
Xu Shaochen felt relieved only when he landed on the ground. He didn't want to be kissed by Old Xu.
He patted his chest and said to Lou Xiao'e, "Mom, please put a few more shrimps in my wontons."
Lou Xiao'e smiled and pinched his little face, "Don't worry, son.
Even if you don’t tell me, I will let you do it.
Go play outside for a while, I'll call you when the wontons are ready."
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