Walking with the Villain, Lou Xiao'e's Alternative Love

Xu Shaochen didn't feel the slightest bit of apology for making Comrade Lao Xu get up in the middle of the night to help him pee.

Not only was he not apologetic, but he even looked like he deserved a beating.

After he finished peeing, when Lao Xu was about to send him back to his room, he finally spoke: "Mom, I'm scared."

Hearing this, Lou Xiao'e hurriedly took her son and asked softly, "Baby, did you have a nightmare?"

Xu Shaochen nodded, his little face full of grievance.

"Don't be afraid, your parents are here."

Lou Xiao'e comforted her son, hugged him tightly, and asked curiously: "Tell me, what did you dream about?"

Xu Shaochen rubbed his little head against Lou Xiaoe's face and whispered, "I dreamed that my uncle cheated on me.

He is actually very rich, but he just wasted my money.

Both the principal and the interest are gone.

I kept asking him for it until all his teeth fell out and he died, but he still didn't give it back to me.

I was so angry that I dug up his grave.

He finally came back to life...

Then I woke up with a startle and peed myself.”

Xu Damao shook his head as he listened to this. "You are such a pee kid. You can even pee in your dreams."

Lou Xiao'e didn't have time to argue with the two of them about whether they had peed or not.

She was thinking, "Is this kid sick?

I dream about his money."

Touching my son's bare little butt, I thought to myself, "People say that if you think about something during the day, you will dream about it at night.

I must have thought about it a lot during the day.

I don’t know what past life this kid has been afraid of being poor for.

Came here to make up for it.

Anyway, this problem is not inherited from Xu Damao and the others.

You'd better return the money to this miser tomorrow.

Otherwise, it wouldn't be a big deal if he kept thinking about it."

"Mom, I want to sleep with you.

Let my dad sleep on the kang."

A baby voice rang in Lou Xiao'e's ears.

When Xu Damao heard this, he immediately became anxious, "Why do you let me sleep on the kang?

Why don’t you sleep on the kang?

Come or not, you are trying to get into my house."

The little guy calmly replied to his father, "Go and sleep with your mom.

Don't always monopolize my mother."

Xu Damao was not to be outdone, "Why don't you go find your wife? Stop occupying my wife."

The two of them started fighting with each other.

Lou Xiaoe kissed her son's cheek, rubbed his little bottom twice, and said, "You two should sleep together, so you can have a chance to decide who wins.

Let’s see who is more stubborn between the two of you.

Try not to make any noise if you can.”

Then, she handed her son to Xu Damao without hesitation.

He also warned, "If anyone dares to make a loud noise, I will send him to the yard to keep watch."

After saying that, she kicked off her shoes and went to bed, leaving the father and son "disheveled in the wind".

I never dreamed that this would end up being a "lose-lose" situation.

Lou Xiao'e was lying on the bed, with her eyes closed pretending to be asleep, but her ears were entrusted with the important task of "eavesdropping".

She would never believe that these two men would remain silent.

If this were to happen with force, Xu Shaochen would be useless.

But she knew that Damao would not dare to "cheat" in front of him.

But what if it’s a letter?

Ha ha…

Based on her experience, she concluded that Xu Damao would let his son run 200 meters first and then throw his son onto the beach.

Let his son know what it means to be a "tiger father teasing a rebellious son."

So, let's wait and see what happens next.

Oh no, just wait and see.

Sure enough, the father and son did not disappoint her kind expectations.

Xu Damao washed his son's feet and laid out a mattress and a mat on the kang.

She also carefully brought a small thin blanket to cover her son.

Then they each turned the volume down to the minimum.

"I've discovered that you, little bastard, were born to defeat me.

If I had known this would happen, I would never have given birth to you. "

"Old Xu, please stop bragging.

Your wife gave birth to me, what does it have to do with you?

Please don't try to make friends here.

Besides, if you really don’t like me, then let my mother find me a new father.”

"Dad can't change anything. But I can exchange you for a daughter.

That sweet little cotton-padded jacket is so nice. "

"Huh, haven't you ever heard of a little cotton jacket leaking air?

With your luck, it's bound to be a leak.

Didn’t run away.”

“I am willing to let the wind leak.

It’s better than a rebellious son like you.”

"I am a rebellious son, why don't you say that you are a rebellious father?

I have been disliked since I was born.

I just wonder, how are you better than me?

It's interesting that you look down on me.

Don't even look at yourself.

Was my mother blind?

I will marry you?"

"Hello, you look so sullen. It's as if someone owes you money.

Now is the time for you to keep calling your mom all the time. Isn't it the time for you to dislike your mom and even refuse to drink her milk?

Only your mother, Erhu, is so heartless and treats you like a treasure."

"When did she treat me as her baby?

The more people there were, the more they changed my urine, and I was seen naked. "

"Just be content. I'll even give you a replacement. I've taken good care of her, but she's always turning her back on me."

No, we were supposed to just watch the fun, but it turned into a denunciation meeting.

Lou Xiao'e was so angry that she gritted her teeth.

"It's not convenient for me to show up right now. You two just wait for me."

"Lao Xu, if you ask me, we should stick together for warmth.

We must work together and point our guns outwards.

After all, we have the same last name.

How could she be bullied by a person with an outsider?

You are the head of the family, so you have to be tough.

Don't keep calling your wife all the time, as if you've never had a wife."

"I want to be tough, but my strength doesn't allow it."

"What strength? Isn't it just that you are not as rich as my mother?

That thing, didn’t you hear what my grandfather said?

When a woman is in charge, the house will collapse.

Can't you just keep the money in your own hands?

When the time comes, my mother will have to serve you obediently."

"Oh my god, you are such a daredevil.

I dare not seize power.

Let alone money. If your mother knew that I had this idea, then it would be time to put the matter of changing your father on the agenda."

"Look at you, how could you forget about me, your son?

Just tell me where my mother hid the money?

I promise to make you the first loser of our Maoying Xiaozhu."

"I'm afraid your mother will perform surgery on me."

"I am here, how can I ignore you?"

"You can. You really can. You are so capable."

"If you keep talking like this, my father and I will lose our relationship."

“Let the white space be white.

Anyway, there isn’t much affection between us.”

"No, Dad! I'm doing this for your own good.

Dad? Lao Xu? Xu Damao?

Alas! Nothing at all.

I don’t know when I will be able to dream about where my mother’s money is hidden?

Ugh…

No, I have to go see my uncle tomorrow.

The more I think about this dream, the more ominous it seems.”

As Xu Damao's light snoring sounded, Xu Shaochen's mumbling became quieter and quieter.

When the little guy was completely silent, Lou Xiao'e and Xu Damao, who were on the bed and kang respectively, both gently leaned over in tacit understanding and smiled at each other.