Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Zhang Haike had such a great time spending the past month with Xiao Zhang and the others that he didn't want to leave.

Don’t worry about anything, just eat, drink and spend time with Gu Lou.

Gu Lou is like the principal of a large kindergarten, surrounded by hungry kittens.

Isn’t it true? The years in Gu Lou are truly long. They are not even a fraction of his. In his eyes, they are all babies with three heads.

Each one of them is very cute. When they get close to him and cling to him, Gulou will automatically repair their bodies. None of these little guys are healthy, and Gulou feels so heartbroken.

Xiao Zhang and his friends felt that Gu Lou's embrace was warmer and warmer. They were reluctant to leave and fell asleep peacefully in Gu Lou's arms. When they woke up, they felt refreshed and all their old wounds disappeared.

Zhang Haike was the first to feel it, so the queue for a hug started again, and a limit was set on the number of people who could not tire Gu Lou out every day.

Gu Lou felt that they looked down on him and did not explain. He also enjoyed the concern of Xiao Zhang and others.

Gu Lou's lackeys, oh no, the little bastards have already lined up according to their fighting power, one, three, five, two, four, and six.

When Zhang Qilin came over, he saw such a scene of a tyrant.

He can't even cut in line!!!

I always feel that if I cut in line, Xiao Zhang and others will rebel.

Xiao Zhang: ... You are right.

Zhang Haike: Chief, why are you back? Did you take the wrong road? Come, come, I will take you back.

Zhang Haike was happy to get beaten up, but it was a bit strenuous for Zhang Qilin to beat him. Did Zhang Haike take any magic pill?

Green tea, I am the best actor.

So, Zhang Qilin pushed Xiao Zhang aside and looked at Gulou with grievance.

"I am back."

There is nothing wrong with this, but once compared, it is obvious that Xiao Zhang is rounder, and Zhang Qilin looks even weaker, more helpless and pitiful.

Xiao Zhang: ... The clan leader is so cunning.

Just like that, Gulou ignored them and looked at the patriarch intently, asking him about his well-being and feeding him.

They waited in line for a long time, and they really wanted to put a sack on the clan leader.

That night, under the leadership of Zhang Haike, they besieged the clan leader. This was neither a decline in morality nor a distortion of human nature. Rather, it was a competition for favor.

If Gu Lou had not repaired Zhang Qilin's body, he might have been humiliated under the siege of the Little Zhangs. That was simply unbearable.

He, Zhang Qilin, took the first place, Zhang Haike came second, and the others stepped back one by one.

Cry, cry loudly, cry very hard.

The patriarch is not a human being.

To celebrate the return of the patriarch, Gu Lou prepared a whole chicken feast.

Zhanjiang boiled chicken.

We use free-range chicken from Qingyuan, Guangdong, which has well-developed subcutaneous and intermuscular fat, thin skin and soft bones, and pair it with sand ginger, light soy sauce and peanut oil as dipping sauce. The nine-point-rare poached chicken has firm and chewy skin and smooth and fragrant meat. The simple cooking method brings out the deliciousness of the ingredients.

Looking at the little Qilin who was eating without even raising his head, Gulou smiled with satisfaction. As long as he could eat, he would gain weight. But they were too thin, each one of them looked pitifully skinny.

As long as little Qilin eats his meals obediently, he will soon be like Xiao Zhang.

All the ingredients are prepared, and Gu Lou just needs to put them in the pot and clean the kitchen utensils.

Therefore, Gu Lou is not against cooking.

It was this time that Gu Lou looked at so many Xiao Zhangs surrounding him, snapped his fingers, and more than a dozen Gu Lou clones appeared. Amid the cheers of Xiao Zhangs, they each found the nearest Gu Lou and waited to be fed.

The ancient building is great, so that everyone can benefit equally.

Xiao Zhang was very satisfied.

They also wanted to sleep with Gulou.

Zhang Qilin widened his eyes, but he didn’t care, this was the real body.

The salty, fragrant and tender Dongjiang salt-baked chicken, the delicious soup and long-lasting pork belly chicken, the delicate and tender scallion oil chicken with an overflowing onion fragrance, the fresh and delicious sauna chicken, soy sauce chicken, etc. Anyway, Xiao Zhang and his friends have opened their eyes today. There are a hundred ways to die a chicken, and they all taste so delicious.

As expected, no free-range chicken could escape from Guangdong alive.

Zhang Haike felt that he now had a reference for how chickens died across the country.

Guangxi people have their own unique way of cooking chicken.

The paper-wrapped chicken in Wuzhou, Guangxi, is made from free-range three-yellow chickens from local farmers. The essence of the chicken is cut into pieces and marinated with more than 20 kinds of seasonings such as soy sauce, ginger juice, star anise, etc. The chicken is then wrapped in oil-soaked jade paper and deep-fried in peanut oil. The addition of paper retains the original flavor of the chicken to the greatest extent, making it golden in color, tender and juicy.

Guangxi chicken can also be paired with snails to make sour, spicy and fragrant snail chicken.

Anyway, every bite of each dish was delicious and lingering, it was really an eye-opener.

Gulou is awesome, he can do everything and even tell them stories about chickens, all of which are good chickens that contribute to human causes.

The main reason is that there are so many people, everyone takes a bite, and their appetite is aroused.

Suck, suck.

Not to mention, in the kitchen and in the yard, there was a Gu Lou and a group of Xiao Zhangs next to every big pot, which looked like a family picnic.

Lotus-flavored chicken steamed in lotus leaves from the Shili Lotus Pond in Dongshan Ancient Village, Panax notoginseng chicken cooked in mango leaves, chicken soup made with hemp, and roasted chicken.

Hainan coconut chicken. Add coconut meat and coconut milk to the chicken to bring out the sweet taste of the chicken. One bowl per person, very delicious, sweet and not greasy.

In addition, there are hand-braised chicken, charcoal-grilled assorted chicken, earthen kiln chicken, and Fushan coffee chicken.

There is always a chicken that suits you.

Xiao Qilin and Zhang Haike were sweating profusely after eating the Sichuan spicy chicken, and Xiao Zhang and others could not escape it either. The peppers were fried until crispy and fragrant, the chicken was wrapped in fat with gravy hidden in it, and the skin was covered with the fragrance and spiciness of the peppers. The collision of chicken and peppers was very enjoyable.

Gu Lou was a little worried that there might be too much chili pepper.

Seeing that they didn’t refuse and seemed to like it, Gulou continued to make Sichuan’s mouth-watering chicken. After taking a bite, the strange taste of fish, spicy, sour and hot formed a unique flavor.

This day was a carnival for the Zhang family and a day of resentment for hundreds of chickens.

Wuxie did not return to the Wu family. He went to Yucun and opened Xilaimian. Fatty was the chef. With the money given by the young man, he was no longer poor and lived a good life.

Occasionally, the young man would go over and stay for a month, and they would be happy for a long time.

The young man didn't say where he went, and they didn't ask. If the young man didn't tell them, they couldn't find out. Why bother? It was good for him to come to see them. Looking at his rosy complexion, they knew that he was doing well.

That's fine.

Hei Xia Zi is a person who can't sit still. After staying at Xie Yuchen's house for a long time, he starts to wander around everywhere.

He was the only one who knew where the mute had gone.

When Gu Lou saw him, he looked at the little Qilin again and decided to let everything take its course.

However, he also solved the little blind boy's eye disease. After all, she was once the daughter-in-law of the Zhang family.

Black Bear: ...

Although, but, Gu Lou’s eyes are so strange, he and the mute are innocent!!!

He swore!!!

Swear by dumb innocence.

Zhang Qilin: You don’t have to swear, I swear too that if the relationship between him and the blind man goes beyond friendship, the blind man will continue to be blind.

Black Blind Man: ... Dumb, you are indeed a bad guy.

Xie Yuchen looked at the blind man wandering around, and immediately hired several professional managers, gave himself a vacation, and traveled around the world.

Just look at the photos in his circle of friends and you will know that he is living a good life. Huaerye is letting himself go.