Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Hangzhou, Wu Sanju.

Wu Xie is the small boss of this store. He graduated from the Department of Architecture of Zhejiang University, but is currently living off his parents. His father is a geologist and his mother is also from a wealthy family. He is a second-generation rich and has no idea what it feels like to be poor.

So his manager is justified in living off his parents.

Anyway, his second and third uncles are both bachelors, and their ancestors were tomb robbers. Wu Xie has always felt that the motherland is very broad-minded to issue them identity cards.

Fortunately, his grandfather later changed his ways and married into the Jie family in Hangzhou. His grandmother relied on her looks to cheat her way into wealth and glory, so it was natural for him to live off his parents. It was a legacy passed down from his ancestors and there was nothing shameful about it.

How can people know that soft rice is fragrant? Soft rice is not only fragrant, but also beautiful, cultured, and smart. Otherwise, how could the second uncle be so smart.

Whether a child is smart or not has always depended on the mother. As for the grandfather, he is illiterate. He knows everything in the countryside, but he cannot read, and he is easy to be arrested.

You know what, they all look good, and their faces can be very deceiving.

He looks very similar to Beijing Xiaohua's brother, just like Uncle San and Uncle Jie Lianhuan, they are very similar.

Many people would mistake them if they didn't know them. Xiaohua is so much prettier than him. When he was a child, people even mistook him for a girl. But now he is a master of opera. His master is Er Yuehong, a famous actor in Beijing and a visiting professor at the opera academy. He is good at martial arts, singing and looking good. Moreover, he started a company as a side job and the money he made is enough to bury him.

Wu Xie sighed, this life is so lonely as snow.

For a third-generation rich man like him, it is a blessing to his family if he can just eat and wait for death happily. Otherwise, I will squander the family's wealth for you to see.

The third uncle is the most unreliable. Like the second uncle, he is an old bachelor. I don’t know why, but his father is the only one in their generation who got married.

It turns out that studying is better. Uncle San was addicted to tomb robbing. He was going crazy looking at grandpa's notes. Then he went to the fields frequently. Sometimes he got injured, and sometimes he disappeared. Then Aunt Chen Wenjin broke up with him. Yes, he lost his girlfriend just like that.

The second uncle was even more outrageous. He was always trying to find his younger brother. Wu Xie was very smart. In order to prevent his grandmother from worrying about his younger brother, the second uncle sighed and Wu Xie called the police. The third uncle was caught red-handed and sentenced to 8 years in prison. Wu Xie thought that this way he would definitely be able to find his third uncle. He was really very smart.

When the police saw him, they all gave him a thumbs up, saying that he was a brave man who sacrificed his own family for the sake of justice. There was nothing wrong with the education of the motherland, and he did a good job.

Then Wu Xie returned home and received praise from his grandmother and a amiable smile from his second uncle, but he was afraid because his second uncle's smile could mean life or death.

The Wu family is in the antique business, so it’s better not to touch the dirty things. This is how he protects his uncle.

In the end, I don’t know what my second uncle was thinking, saying that he did the right thing. Why is my second uncle single? It’s simple: the person he likes doesn’t like him.

Now my third uncle is in jail, and my second uncle has been put on the blind date market by my grandmother. It’s okay not to get married, just have a baby.

Of course, this idea was proposed by Wu Xie. For this reason, he didn't dare to go home and ran to Beijing to play with Xiaohua.

Looking at Uncle Jie Lianhuan, Wu Xie didn't know why, but he felt that their faces looked so similar. He just wanted to send him in as well to keep his Third Uncle company. What a pity.

During every monthly visit to the prison, Wu Xie would go to see if his uncle was still there.

The first time Uncle San knew that it was him who reported it, he was scolded so much that if they were not in the same room and the glass separating them was solid, Wu Xie suspected that Uncle San would strangle him to death.

Finally, Third Uncle was intimidated by him, and Wu Xie bravely shouted, "Third Uncle, I am doing this for your own good."

"I'm afraid you'll die in your grave and no one will know."

"Do you know how safe you are now?"

"Eat well, drink well, be healthy, feel younger, and be educated. If you don't have the three highs, you can be happy."

"Only the country can take you in, otherwise you would be beaten to death in ancient times."

"So, Uncle San, you have to be a good citizen who abides by the law."

"Be a good person, try to make achievements, and come out to live off your parents as soon as possible. Your family can afford to support an old bachelor. Just wait and enjoy the good life."

"It's not shameful to be a parasite. You're relying on your mother. Be courageous. Come on."

The incident ended with Wu Sanxing fainting from anger. Grandma Wu looked at him in amazement. She must have thought that what he said was right. Look at your uncle like this. Grandma is so worried. What an unfilial son.

Even Wu Erbai was strangely silent. This... filial son...

The prison guards and doctors looked at him like a hero. He was truly a rare talent.

Wu Xie was still thinking that all of Third Uncle's private collection would be his. He would feel at ease knowing that he was in there, and he would keep the things for the time being. As for Second Uncle, he was so good at making money, so after he died, all of them would be his.

Xiaohua conquered the country by himself, and he inherited the country. They really ended up in the same place by different paths.

I also met a funny fat guy in Beijing. They were a duo who just lived off and waited to die. I have to say, this fat guy was really good at having fun.

As expected, the life of a wealthy person is so simple and unpretentious. Huaerye paid for all his expenses in Beijing. As expected, he is very generous.

However, there is a nasty, dark, and money-eating beast beside Xiaohua. He is Xiaohua’s little lover, Brother Sunglasses.

Wu Xie has always felt that this person is a spirit from the sunglasses. Isn't it said that spirits are not allowed to be formed after the founding of the People's Republic of China? Could it be that he was formed before the founding of the People's Republic of China? He is indeed a monster.

Tang Monk, please come quickly, there are monsters here. No, it should be, Great Sage, please come quickly, there are monsters here.

Later, Wu Xie also became an old bachelor, and his grandmother set her sights on him. Just like his second uncle, she only wanted the child and not the mother.

He couldn't fulfill this one request; he felt it was a betrayal.

In order to prevent the extinction of his descendants, Wu Erbai had a child abroad, brought the child back, and gave the child to Wu Xie to raise and provide for his retirement.

Xiaohua also did not get married, and adopted a child in the Xie family to inherit his business.

Wu Xie always looked at the snow-capped mountains unconsciously. He always felt that there was someone waiting for him there. Was it a dream? He said that he fell in love with the person in his dream. His family would think he was sick. There was no way to talk about such things.

He had been to all the snow-capped mountains, and his favorites were Changbai Mountain and Medog, but he was not there, nor was that gate. Only the snow on the mountains was laughing at his foolish dream.

However, he always felt that there was someone there who haunted him, and the situation in his dream became more and more vague. He even attended Pan Zi's wedding last time.

This is a good result.

At the last moment, Wu Xie saw that man laughing happily and wantonly, like an immortal as the rising sun. He turned his head and glanced at him, just once, with gentle and indifferent eyes, but there was a Taoist priest in a green robe beside him, so Wu Xie closed his eyes.

That’s great, you are having a great time.

Wu Xie was a little jealous and envious of the person who could stand by his side.

Life is good like this. The tears streaming down her eyes, I don’t know if it was for that boy or for himself.

us....

[If there was no source of the Nine Gates, no Wang family, and no Zhang Qishan, I think everyone’s life would be different and there would be a good ending.]

Oh, by the way, on the day Third Uncle was released from prison, Wu Xie and Second Uncle’s grandmother went to pick him up, but Third Uncle actually wanted to beat him. That was really too much. It seems that Third Uncle has not been reformed yet. He should keep an eye on him to prevent him from making mistakes again.

The fat man fell in love with a little girl, but she didn't like him. In the end, she was still a bachelor like him, which made people laugh at him.