Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

When they woke up the next day, Hei Xia Zi and Zhang Qiling were a little bit unbelievable. They had slept for so long. If this was because they were knocked unconscious, they must have been killed countless times before.

Only then did they feel real.

The two smiled at each other. They were not used to it since they were not popular.

"You two, come out and eat, or I'll come in and lift your blankets."

"Lift the quilt."

Huo Xiuxiu's voice rang out, and Feng Baobao echoed from behind.

The two of them didn't have any ideas, but the blind man did. Xiuxiu wanted to watch their live version yesterday, but it was absolutely impossible. Although the mute was very self-conscious, Xiuxiu was not. It seemed that that guy had become more and more shameless after returning home. This was something that no amount of money or money could stop.

And Feng Baobao is also stupid. We can tell from her moves yesterday that she is also stupid and easily deceived.

It's the blind who have to worry about it.

Huo Xiuxiu: . . . .

Blind man, do you know what it means that one person can defeat ten people with one skill? Do you know what it means that the motherland is my father? Oh, that's right. An illegal immigrant like you cannot feel it.

Hei Xia Zi: I am offended. You have no moral principles.

Zhang Qiling: . . . .

"Eat, Little Qilin, eat more, you are so weak. Also, blind man, your name is so weird, Little Qilin sounds better.

You should eat more too, you are weaker than the little Qilin."

It’s a good sentence that hurts two people. Feng Baobao is good at speaking.

"Have a rest. We are both in good health. Everything we eat tastes delicious."

Huo Xiuxiu nodded, "Has nothing happened recently? The aliens are also very quiet. Haven't they caused any trouble?"

"Xu San, didn't Xu Si come to see you?"

Baobao Feng's cheeks were puffy as she ate.

"Nothing, they are also very free recently. Everyone is slacking off."

"Is that so? Then we can go play around."

"The enemy."

After dinner, Hei Xia Zi washed the dishes.

The dishwasher Hei Xiazi hasn't washed dishes for a long time. Blind Huaerye misses you and wants your servants to free his hands.

"Take a break, the clouds are beautiful."

"It's beautiful. This tree is beautiful too."

"Little Qilin, what do you like?"

"sky."

"I like it too. I think it looks good every day."

"Eat when you are full, sleep when you are full, eat when you are full, go silly when you are happy, stay still for a while when you are unhappy. You don't have to work, just look at the flowers and trees, and then look at your paycheck. Wow, you have money without working, how can such a life be good?"

Anyway, Hei Xia Zi thought that this was his ideal life.

State-owned enterprises are still reliable. They provide five social insurances and one housing fund. No, six social insurances and one housing fund. People will envy you if you tell them about it.

Huo Xiuxiu, your secret is bigger than Feng Baobao who is beside you.

Things and financial identities can be arranged at will, but as long as it does not harm them.

Having experienced so much in the world, he no longer has so much curiosity. After all, curiosity kills the cat.

It's good that he and the mute are like this.

Who could have imagined that Feng Baobao handed a bunch of wild flowers to the mute, and the mute carefully selected the most beautiful ones for him.

Hei Xiazi suddenly laughed, took it and put it behind his ear.

Feng Baobao looked at Xiu Xiu and said, "I want one too."

Xiu Xiu flew up and down and made a few more wreaths, one for each person, but there were not enough for the blind man.

"No, blind man."

Blackie touched the flower behind his ear. It was enough for him. However, the mute looked really good wearing the wreath.

"I'll pick it up."

The black bear is a big fluttering moth among the flowers.

"It's quite big."

Feng Baobao pointed at the blind man.

"Correct."

"He is just a big blind man."

Zhang Qiling: . . . . .

A few days later, the postal express arrived.

Hei Xia Zi was looking forward to his ID card, but he didn't have it because he forgot one thing.

That’s the name, he didn’t say it.

Huo Xiuxiu wouldn't really have the three words "Hei Xia Zi" written on his ID card, right?

Each person has an ID card, and Huo Xiuxiu’s is still normal and has not changed.

Zhang Qiling looked at Zhang Qilin on the ID card.

That’s fine, it’s the same, this meaning is better.

"I knew it. You are the little Qilin, the auspicious sign, and I am the baby. We are both good children."

Zhang Qilin: Okay, I’m a good kid.

Hei Xia Zi saw that everyone was looking at him, and he hesitated like a blind man opening a door.

The first word "Qi" is okay, the second word "ai" is also okay, "Qi Ai Guo" is also okay.

The third character is Zhang.

Qi loves Zhang, Heixiazi feels a little ashamed. The love of the elderly should be low-key, okay?

It must have been Huo Xiuxiu who did it.

Zhang Qilin's eyes were wandering. This name was quite good, but he should be called Blind Man outside, as he would be embarrassed.

This one is a bit too obvious.

Hei Xia Zi didn’t know whether he felt embarrassed or not. He just felt that he could dig the ground with the soles of his feet, so he dug a dumb one.

"Huo Xiu Xiu."

"clear."

Xiu Xiu immediately took out a card and asked, "Is that enough?"

Hei Xia Zi took it immediately, nodded with satisfaction, then pulled the dumb to the bank ATM to see how much money was there.

"10. Sure, be generous."

The two of them didn't go back, but just wandered around the town.

Along the way, Hei Xia Zi kept talking, and Zhang Qilin nodded and shook his head, and then stopped to curse at him with his face.

Finally they went to the supermarket and bought some vegetables, fruits, meat, and snacks. Hunting every day was not a good idea.

I also went shopping for clothes.

"Dumb, take a look at this one. Do you like it?"

Looking at the dark blue sweatshirt and hood, Zhang Qilin nodded and said, "Okay, buy this one. The dark color is more resistant to stains."

The blind man knew what the dumb man was thinking at a glance.

I bought several sets of dark clothes and shoes according to their height and weight.

When leaving, Hei Xia Zi still bought two sets of white and pink ones.

Zhang Qilin frowned slightly. This blind man can't stand dirt.

"It's okay, dumb, we'll change clothes." Besides, we don't have to go to the fields anymore, and no one will chase us.

Apart from the rich ladies and young masters who covet their beauty, they are not in any danger.

When he went back, Huo Xiuxiu knew as soon as he saw the color of the clothes that the blind man wanted to see the young official.

But it's difficult to make him wear pink, and I don't know what price the blind man will have to pay.

Or she could take the baby to the mountains to play tonight so as not to disturb their emotional exchange.

It’s true, with broad shoulders and narrow waist, this little unicorn with a clothes hanger looks good in anything he wears.

"Very nice, little Qilin, beautiful."

Zhang Qilin felt a little embarrassed when being praised.

Hei Xia Zi is cooking today. After eating the delicious meals of his family for so many years, he must have learned some techniques. After all, he eats while watching, and the main purpose is to make the food fresh.

Of course, the chef’s showmanship is also quite interesting.

All the things on the table were swept away by four people.

"Blind man, sure. How about we open a small restaurant? What do you think?"

The blind man waved his hands, "Blind people just want to eat free food, they don't want to work hard."

"Occasionally, yes, but not every day."

"Then how about this? I'll put your names on the archaeological team. If you're needed, you can go and help. If you're not needed, you can just get paid for free. How do you think that is?"

"Okay." Zhang Qilin agreed. He could do it.

“Don’t worry, our archaeological team is legitimate, and the things in the tomb will not come back to life. We are just trying to determine the age and meaning of the text.

Some are as expensive as 10,000 per word.”

After hearing this, Hei Xia Zi was no longer sleepy and he agreed reluctantly.