Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Xie Yuchen knew Xiu Xiu's origins, so every time he looked at her, he felt that she would float away, just like the ghosts in the mountains.

She was not very happy, or rather, she had no attachment to this world.

Xiu Xiu is like the wind, you can’t catch it.

President Jie was at a loss as to what to do about the plan that was rejected by Zhang Qiling. He had never seen such a person without a vengeful heart. No wonder he was bullied like this.

Xiuxiu knows to fight back, Zhang Qiling really wants to become an immortal.

Apart from being a little more active when eating, he is extremely regular. Without anyone teasing him or disturbing him, he is like a statue, unshakable in the wind and sun.

However, it was the Xie family's housekeeper and servants who were the first to figure out his temper.

After all, they are professionals in this field. Don't challenge their profession with your preferences.

Xie Yuchen looked at the information in his hand and asked the butler to leave. The butler might have felt a little resentful for being interrupted, as he still thought the young master was more entertaining.

The head of the family has grown up and it’s not fun anymore.

Turn to the first page.

The young master likes goldfish and will smile foolishly when looking at them.

Xie Yuchen didn't notice it, but he could observe it. It's just a goldfish, it seems very cheap, buy it, buy more.

When Zhang Qiling discovered a goldfish tank in the room at night, he silently raised the corners of his mouth.

the second.

The young master likes the master of the house or rather, he doesn’t hate the master of the house.

Xie Yuchen chuckled and said, "You have good taste."

The third.

The young master is very lively and can speak foreign languages. Note: The housekeeper heard with his own ears that the young master scolded the blind master in two foreign languages.

The corner of Xie Yuchen's mouth twitched. If this is considered lively, then so be it.

the fourth.

The young master’s handwriting is beautiful, but a little strange. I can understand it, but I feel like he is wrong.

Zhang Qiling: ...Are you polite?

the fifth.

The young master must have read Dream of the Red Chamber and was a very cultured person. He used words from the Dream of the Red Chamber to scold Miss Xiu Xiu, but Miss Xiu Xiu was uneducated and couldn't understand.

Huo Xiuxiu: ...

I'm sorry for holding the country back.

sixth.

The young master is super handsome, even more handsome than the master of the family. The young master is the only one who can beat the master of the family in terms of beauty, but he is very shy and doesn't like to dress up.

Xie Yuchen: ...

It seems that the housekeeper is very idle.

the seventh.

The young master liked using knives very much, so the butler gave the knives in the warehouse to the young master to choose from, and the young master smiled.

Xie Yuchen: This is definitely a case of borrowing flowers to offer to Buddha, this is my knife! ! ! ! Butler, you did a great job!

The eighth.

The young master has a strong learning ability and can even secretly learn how to curse like a blind man in a corner.

Xie Yuchen: ...

Why learn this when there are so many things to learn? A blind man will really lead his children astray. You will be fined.

Hei Xiazi's scalp tightened. Who is the villain who wants to harm a blind man?

Ninth.

The young master is actually afraid of heights, although he is very capable.

Xie Yuchen thought that it was no wonder that there were ladders on the roof and trees. The housekeeper must be very attentive.

Butler: It’s what a butler should do.

The tenth.

The young master has very good eyesight at night and didn’t bump into the butler.

Xie Yuchen: ...

This housekeeper's filter is getting bigger and bigger, maybe he is presbyopic.

Humph.

Eleventh.

The young master doesn't like taking a bath, but he smells sweet.

As long as you fill the bathroom with small animals, such as little yellow chickens and little yellow ducks that can chirp, the little master can play all day.

Xie Yuchen started laughing as he watched. This was much more funnier than that cold face. He would never be able to look at him normally again.

The gods have descended to earth.

Zhang Qiling: ...

He's been discovered. Damn it.

the twelfth.

The young master likes sweet and sour food such as candied haws, sweet and sour spare ribs, sweet and sour pork tenderloin, and pork ribs with preserved plums.

Thirteenth.

The young master seemed to have not slept for a long time, but as time went on, his biological clock was adjusted a lot and he looked less tired.

Much better than the beginning.

Xie Yuchen understood this feeling, which was uneasiness.

Fourteenth.

The young master walked lightly, and his body was as flexible as a cat, even better than that of the master of the house.

Regarding the fact that the housekeeper always used him as a reference, Xie Yuchen smiled brightly and said, "I'll deduct your salary."

Fifteenth.

The young master likes some strange things, such as armor.

One thousand words are omitted below!

Xie Yuchen waved his hand, and many plush and plastic toys appeared in Zhang Qiling's room. Looking at the buibuibui toy gun that could glow and make noises, Zhang Qiling held it in his hand and did not even go out to eat. Someone had it delivered to him.

When Hei Xia Zi went to find the dumb man, he also joined the battle and the two of them had a lot of fun.

Xie Yuchen thought it belonged to Zhang Qiling alone. But it turned out to be a blind man behind him.

He wanted to see what the blind man looked like in the eyes of the housekeeper.

Young Master, you write so well, why don’t you write about Big Stupid.

The eldest young master is not good at Gobang, always loses to Miss Xiuxiu, and he also cheats. This is something a blind man would do.

The eldest master's handwriting is very beautiful, but he doesn't like to write.

Oh.

The eldest young master thought he was a lively version of the young master, and the butler expressed doubt. There was no need for the butler to doubt this, and Xie Yuchen also doubted it.

The eldest master was a heavy drinker, but he couldn't drink as much as the younger master and was carried back to his room by the younger master.

From then on, I didn’t dare drink with the young master anymore.

The young master smiled quietly when he was sad.

It might be emotion.

The eldest young master is fickle-minded, knows a lot about firearms and is an excellent marksman.

He knows this.

The eldest young master likes to sing, but his tune is strange.

The young master was so happy when Miss Xiuxiu took him to the amusement park and the zoo that he didn't even sleep when he got home.

The eldest young master also liked the master of the house very much. He even peeked at the master taking a bath and was chased by the master for a long time.

Xie Yuchen: ...

You don’t need to write this, really, housekeeper, you know too much.

The last one is Xiu Xiu.

Miss Xiuxiu is the wind, and she doesn’t like candied haws.

They don't like to eat candied haws.

Huo Xiuxiu and Hei Xiazi poked Zhang Qiling's face with their hands from the left and right.

"Junior official."

"Dumb."

I say, that's enough, you two, you really think I'm a Capybara. I've seen Animal World.

Zhang Qilin glanced at both of them.

“Slippery.”

“Tender.”

"Savory."

"Still not moving."

Xie Yuchen came over and pulled them away one by one.

"Didn't you see other people fishing? Aren't you really afraid of getting beaten? You are so naughty."

Zhang Qiling breathed a sigh of relief. Finally someone pulled them away and all his fish ran away.

The fish in this pond are wild, smart fish that Xie Yuchen asked the housekeeper to find specially. They are very worth fishing.

He liked it too, so he found a seat and started.

As a result, Xiuxiu and the blind man started to make trouble one by one, and finally the blind man was beaten by the minor official who could no longer tolerate it.

Huo Xiuxiu was watching the fun nearby.

Hearing footsteps behind her, Huo Xiuxiu rushed out in a flash, but unfortunately, she was strangled by the back of her collar and almost suffocated to death.

"Brother Xiaohua, I was wrong. I will never make trouble again."

"Really? Copy the Xie family rules ten times."

"Once, nine times for the blind man."

"Still bargaining, right? Even a blind man would copy it ten times."

"No, Mr. Huaer, what does this have to do with the blind man? The blind man is innocent!"

"What are you accusing me of? It's all your fault."

……

The small official dragged the blind man, and Xie Yuchen pulled Xiuxiu, and they supervised the two troublemakers as they copied their punishment.

Alas. Both of them sighed, this life is unbearable.