Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

The three-year-old Xiaoguan walks very slowly. The reason is that he has good nutrition.

His whole face was smiling foolishly.

Sure enough, a child who is brought up well cannot be smart.

"Auntie! One! Auntie"

"Auntie, it's time to eat chicken legs!"

Zhang Xiaoguan secretly took out a big chicken leg and swung it around temptingly.

Thirteen:....

I was never this stupid in my previous life! What kind of behavior is this?

Thirteen helplessly jumped down from the tree.

"Come here, come here, what do you want from me?"

The young official screamed even louder when he saw his aunt suddenly appearing behind him.

"Auntie, eat chicken legs. The chicken legs made by my mom are the best."

The young official held up the chicken leg seriously.

Baima brand chicken legs, Xiaoguan’s favorite chicken legs, he didn’t even save any for his father.

Zhang Fulin: . . . . .

Thirteen bit off half of the chicken leg, and Xiaoguan's eyes were suddenly filled with tears.

"Auntie eats with big mouthfuls, and I eat too."

With a roar, the official calmed himself down.

Thirteen found it funny, he was a child who was very protective of his food, so they finished it one bite at a time.

"Will the family tree be known?"

"Yes, I will."

The soft and tender childish voice echoed in Thirteen's mind. It was so nice! Children are indeed the cutest.

When it was dinner time, Xiaoguan was called by Zhang Haike to eat.

Today, our two families had dinner together.

Thirteen went back and went to the cafeteria to eat with Zhang Hailan and Zhang Haiqi. The food in Zhang’s cafeteria was quite good.

The three of them can't cook.

As soon as the Zhang family chef saw Zhang Shisan, he turned around and left. The living devil came to eat.

"He's going to tease the kids again."

Zhang Haiqi joked that Thirteen has adopted all the children in the clan so far.

Zhang Hailan didn't say anything.

She spoke as if Sister Haiqi had never hugged me before.

Sister Haiqi, who scares children to tears, is the most amazing.

Thirteen stuffed a chicken leg into her mouth.

"You made the child cry again recently."

Zhang Haiqi pretended not to hear. It was so strange that the children of the Zhang family dared to cry now.

They didn't cry back then, but now little Zhang is very fragile.

Either crying or calling for mom.

But they didn't miss out on any of the necessary training. For people like the Zhang family, it's impossible for children to stay in the family forever, they have to go out.

So instead of being made to cry by others, it is better for the tribe members to let them cry first.

It is better to suffer losses from your own people than from outsiders.

Zhang Hailan listened to the two people's shameless words and said, okay.

She is also a stumbling block in the life of Xiao Zhang and others. Since she has been caught in the rain, she has torn up all their umbrellas. There are many bachelors and bachelors in the tribe, and there are also many bad-hearted people.

It's hard to guard against.

The main point is participation, and the bored big Zhangs love to mess with the little Zhangs.

All kinds of tricks, traps and scams are used.

Some even snatched Xiao Xiao Zhang's favorite food and swallowed it in one bite.

Xiao Xiao Zhang: . . . . .

There was no place to cry, and some had already learned the Zhang family's unique skill of having a cold face.

winter.

"Brother, where are my frozen pears?"

The Zhang family’s children’s winter fruit: the weather is too cold and the house is too hot, so they need frozen pears to cool down.

Zhang Haike listened to his sister Zhang Haixing's voice and continued to scratch with the tree fork.

He remembered to put it here, (′▽｀)

"It's okay, brother can continue looking, I will go in first."

He has many places to hide.

The officer shook his head.

"Waiting for brother."

He couldn't say that he had eaten all the frozen pears in this place.

His mother said that even if he was in good health, he couldn't eat too much, so he said it was his father who ate it.

Zhang Haike was even happier. Bai Ma’s mother was really good at giving birth to children. The children were even more obedient than her younger sister.

Zhang Haixing: "Brother, my pear."

"OK OK"

"right away."

Zhang Haike changed places and dug, and finally found it.

He put three in his pocket and pushed the official back.

Hai Xing's happy voice was immediately heard from the room.

"Brother is the best. Let him eat first."

Before entering the house, the young official glanced at the tree. After they left, Thirteen took away all the remaining frozen pears in his net bag.

Xiaoguan: Leave two for me.

Zhang Fulin was in a miserable situation. Even those members of the Zhang family who were in good health would get sick while taking medicine.

When the official came back, he was as happy as a little cultivator.

Seeing my father taking medicine, I looked at him with sympathy.

"Be good, little official. I won't drink the medicine."

Zhang Fulin: . . .

When Bai Ma saw Fulin drinking the medicine, he hugged Xiaoguan, touched his warm little hands, and put on his hat. He smiled with satisfaction.

"Your father is not obedient, so I will not follow his example. I will just drink the sweet honey water."

The junior officer nodded.

"Yes, I drink sweet water, and so does my mother."

Zhang Fulin: "Dad wants to drink too."

"You'll drink it."

He was very generous about this, his stomach couldn't hold any more.

Zhang Fulin touched the official's head and said, "This is good."

During the Chinese New Year, Bai Ma and his family celebrated with Zhang Haike's parents, and the two families had a great time together.

Adults are fine, but Xiaoguan and Zhang Haike love to eat meat, and they eat the most among their peers.

The two of them even shared with each other, you took the chicken for me and I gave you the mutton.

This mutton is cooked well, without any smell, and both adults and children love it.

Looking at the now bustling Zhang family, Zhang Fulin still can't get used to it even after three years.

It's like a dream, a beautiful dream.

After the meal, the two families stayed up together to celebrate the New Year, and I received four red envelopes.

This is their New Year's money.

"Peace and happiness every year."

The blessings from the elders made Xiaoguan and Zhang Haike Zhang Haixing very happy.

Xiaoguan also liked Haixing very much. He held her in his arms and fed her.

Zhang Haike looked at his sister who was acting weird, but he didn't expose her because his sister liked good-looking things.

Each member of the Zhang family is over 1.8 meters tall, both men and women, so you often see little Zhang being carried around.

The next day, the energetic Xiao Xiao Zhang set out to pay New Year's greetings.

Thirteen's gold bars have shrunk.

Fortunately, these were 100 small gold bars that she had customized, all with Xiao Xiao Zhang's name on them.

"Aunt, may you be blessed as vast as the East Sea and live as long as the Southern Mountains"

"Auntie, take the red envelope."

"Auntie, live a long life."

Thirteen:....

"Come, tell your aunt to live 500 years longer."

She's finished at the age of 100.

The big guys were all laughing. Some gave money, some gave toys, some gave pills, some gave everything, and some gave nothing at all.

Gave them air and threw them into the snow.

Zhang Qishan was thrown in, and Yonggan Shanshan got up by himself.

Then he was pushed into the snow by the official.

The official looked at his hands and remained silent. His hands had their own thoughts.

Zhang Haike took the official away and no one saw him.

(′▽｀)z does not count

Zhang Rishan: "I saw him push you. Why did he push you? Are you a bad guy?"

Zhang Qishan burst into tears and wanted to find his mother. That little official kept pushing him away every time he saw him. Woo woo, it was not fun outside, he wanted to go home.

Zhang Rishan: "Did I say something wrong? Never mind. I want to build a snowman for my mother."

Thirteen: . . . . (′▽｀)

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