Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

When Zhang Qilin and Hei Xia Zi's relationship was progressing by leaps and bounds, Shisan was still sniffing.

She sucked, she sucked, and she sucked again.

Wow, she’s Thirteen.

Looking at my condensed little body, this is the essence.

I am a little elf, ee-ee-ee-yo.

As a result, when she flew out, it seemed like it was not the right time.

Because the two old people were just kissing each other.

Kissing in broad daylight, touching at night, kissing.

When Hei Xia Zi felt his whole body relax, he felt something was wrong.

Thirteen!!!!!

He finally got to kiss the mute.

Hei Xia Zi was furious because the moment Shisan came out, the mute pushed him away.

His double room.

Shisan Fei looked at their foreheads, this and that, their bright red lips, it was obvious that they were very intense.

Even Zhang Qilin turned his head away and didn't dare to look at Shisan. He could kiss the blind man, but he couldn't be seen by others, as he would be very embarrassed.

His red ears betrayed him.

The blind man stood in front of the mute, blocking him tightly with a malicious look in his eyes. "Why are you staying here if you don't leave now? Are you ready for dinner?"

Thirteen pouted and the unsatisfied old man was really scary. She swore that these two were virgins.

Swearing by her profession.

Swear by Wu Xie’s evil ways.

I swear by Xiaohua’s treasury.

Zhang Rishan swore that he was willing to build a big wall for Zhang Qishan.

They are pure and clean.

To thank them for their family performance, Thirteen smiled and tapped their foreheads to send them some energy. It was not that she didn't want to give them more, but they couldn't absorb it. Hahahaha, unlike her, who was an energy body, wakakaka.

Zhang Qilin's brain was wrapped in energy, and his whole body was absorbing this energy. Even his body, which had been cold for years, became warm.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

Not to mention the black bear, he felt comfortable all over.

No wonder Thirteen hadn't made any progress for several months. They felt so comfortable at once. Thirteen must have gone to heaven.

The two of them absorbed it quietly, and when they were about to ask something, they found themselves feeling hot all over.

While they were absorbing the information, Thirteen quickly placed a 2-meter-long bed and bedding in the room to ensure that they were comfortable. As for Hei Ye's equipment, all of them were replaced. Those junky things were not worthy of their first time.

Then, while they were still not reacting, he stuffed the two of them in.

By the way, they set up a barrier, and the energy there was enough for them to go without food or water for many, many days.

Thirteen's smile gradually became obscene.

Hehehehehe um.

When there is too much energy, you will feel hot and dry, and you need to relieve the heat.

The two looked at each other, their eyes already red. If they didn't know what happened, they would be fools.

At this time, a sound was heard outside.

"Mr. Zhang, Mr. Qi, don't worry. No one will disturb you in the coming days. Thirteen will protect your good times. Please sweat freely."

"Don't worry, Thirteen won't eavesdrop on you. Thirteen still has some integrity."

Thirteen beat his chest and stamped his feet. He just wanted to watch some adult programs, but it was all mosaiced. Oh, this damn privacy protection law.

But when she thought about herself, she could understand. If she couldn't see, maybe she could listen. If that didn't work, she could think for herself.

Her mind is the master.

She can think whatever she wants.

The physical body is destroyed, cause and effect are severed, and when the physical body is rebuilt, there is much to be done in the vast world.

She is now no longer within the Five Elements and has escaped from the Three Realms, making a fortune.

Thirteen transformed into a human form, wearing her favorite white coat and gold-rimmed glasses, a cold woman just wandered on the street.

I am so happy to swipe Hei Xia Zi's card.

It feels good to pay this money.

Chairman Mao, Thirteen's love for you is so deep.

Thirteen felt like a rich man.

Besides, I cured Hei Xia Zi and Bai Yue Guang, so what's wrong with charging some money?

She deserves this.

She can also go to the Zhang family's land to make some more money. After all, it's all her hard work reward.

She saved the head of the Zhang family.

Zhang Haike had to worship her. If he didn't cheat her, she would not be Thirteen anymore.

Zhang Haike looked at the woman coming out of the courtyard and screamed, "foreigner, woman, has Hei Xia Zi fallen out of favor?"

That’s not right. He saw the patriarch kissing Hei Xia Zi.

The Zhang family is not the kind of people who will abandon you after having sex with you.

Although I don’t like black bears, it is better for the clan leader to be loyal.

Black Bear: ...

Hei Ye, thank you.

Zhang Haike's ending was pretty good. He was pinned down in an alley and beaten up, and then became a bag-carrying boy.

You can tell from the dark circles under his eyes that he volunteered.

Thirteen: Great, another sucker.

Zhang Haike: Money and other things are not important. What matters is what you did to our clan leader.

Thirteen’s eyes were rolling to the sky.

"I want to be your chief's second mother. I treat him like a child."

She even treats the blind man as her roommate. So, do you want to fight?

"You are wishful thinking. Even if our leader is loved by everyone and flowers bloom wherever he goes, you can't just come and think of becoming the leader's mother."

The two of them chatted with each other on the road.

Passerby: . . . .

There are melons, come and eat them.

Then, no matter how long they walked and argued, the passers-by behind them followed them.

If you don’t know, you might think it’s a team building event for people who know each other.

When Zhang Haixing came over, he was still hugging Zhang Haishe's waist.

Wow, another charming little elf.

Look how greedy her brother is, he has no shame at all.

Zhang Haike: Sister, please stop spreading rumors.

He is not her, and his chastity arch is still there.

The photo of his wife is still on his chest.

Even after her death, Zhang Haike remained in mourning for her and remained faithful to her. She was the only wife he had in his life.

The rules of the Zhang family cannot be broken. It doesn't matter about his sister, as she is a sea king. He should keep his chastity arch himself.

Zhang Haishe: He will not be able to rest in peace if he fails to revive the Zhang family, so he has to work hard to make Zhang Haixing give birth to a child for him.

He wants to carry on the family line.

He wants to be a nanny.

In this way, Zhang Haixing belonged to him alone, he was the principal wife, and the others were concubines.

As long as he is not dead, all the beautiful women out there are trash.

Thirteen:.....

The amount of information is a bit overwhelming, the Zhang family is a bit crazy.

When Thirteen returned, the people inside had not come out yet.

So she left quietly again, leaving only the warm porridge on the stove.

She is just so sweet.

The battle inside was fierce. No one was willing to give in. Since both were in their prime, it was clear who would win.

The fire was burning fiercely and the boat was rocking.

The symphony sounded, and the boat had passed through thousands of mountains.

A world of ice and fire, and uncontrollable storms.

There, thousands of horses are galloping, in the storm, they are truly wild and untamed.

Lips, teeth, palms, waist, strong arms, red ears, every move made a popping sound. Someone was still pretending to be calm, with destructive flames burning right next to his ears.

The red ends of the eyes are sharp, and the interaction between you and me is very passionate.

After a brief taste, it spread like wildfire.