Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

But now that the evil sect leader has left, it's time for them to set off.

"Thirteen, why are you going to the Queen Mother of the West Palace? You haven't lost your memory."

Zhang Qilin didn't say anything and looked at the blind man expressionlessly. He hadn't lost his memory for a long time. He couldn't remember what happened in the past, but he remembered everything now.

He would hit people.

Hei Xia Zi didn't care. The mute hit him because he liked him. Why didn't he hit others?

Thirteen:....

She always thought that the Zhang family was love-brained, but unexpectedly, Hei Xia Zi was also a secretly happy guy and a secret lover.

Very good, they are all top-notch self-entertainment guys.

You two are indeed a perfect match for each other.

"It's the world's idea that I go, and it's leading me forward."

No one believes this, especially the elderly.

Thirteen himself doesn't believe it.

Could it be that she knows the Star Absorbing Art, the Nine Yang Magic Art, and the Great Shift of the Universe?

This is even more bullshit, okay?

"By the way, Bai Yueguang, why are you here?"

Zhang Qilin has become very accustomed to facing the two people who switch between Hei Xia Zi and Shi San.

It was some of Hei Xia Zi's feminine movements, which Shisan did unconsciously, that really made Zhang Qilin's eyes go dark again and again.

Forget it, it’s a blind man’s body, I have to be patient.

He actually didn't know the answer.

He just thought that the Queen Mother of the West was a woman, and female ghosts were also women, so what if they had a common language?

Besides, if the female ghost can be separated from the blind man, the blind man will be truly safe.

He was afraid of what would happen if the blind man died.

So his choice was to remain silent.

Hei Xiazi laughed, "A mute cannot speak, don't you know? But a mute can kill chickens, crack walnuts, ride horses, and ride motorcycles."

How can someone who can always hang out with a blind man whenever he loses his memory be so cool?

Thirteen felt that they were off topic, but he still enjoyed listening to them talk.

After all, speaking itself is not the goal.

When it was just the three of them, they stopped pretending. Zhang Qilin ate the peaches with love in his eyes.

Hei Xiazi wiped his hands, put on disposable gloves for him, and then stuffed a big chicken leg into his mouth.

Zhang Qilin was even more satisfied.

The female ghost is a good female ghost.

Thirteen was eating too.

She doesn't eat the same food as them.

She asked Hei Xia Zi to burn a lot of incense and offer sacrifices for her so that she could eat too.

It's just that the blind man feels sorry for it.

When Hei Xiazi eats beef jerky from Inner Mongolia, he doesn't feel bad about spending money, mainly because it tastes so good.

Being expensive has its advantages.

The real thing would be fine.

You can't spend a lot of money on fake products, that would be a loss.

Maybe walking is too boring.

When Heixiazi finished his meal, Shisan switched to singing RAP.

"I'll sing you my favorite song."

Zhang Qilin's face twisted, he felt very bad. Thirteen had sung the song before, the tune was correct, but the content was outrageous.

really.

"Xianxuan's belly is broken.

Fu Cha's stomach was broken.

Ulanala hits her belly.

My baby was killed.

There is a queen who gets more and more excited the more she fights.

I can't bear to see my concubines getting pregnant.

There is not a single one of my Dragon Descendants here, because they all call you my brother-in-law.

I want to ask you what ability you have that can guarantee your ID for life.

You say you are Yunda Express, but you don’t have those sharp eyes.

She stayed up late at night to have an affair with Prince Guo, and Meizhuang gave birth to a little girl for me.

Join the dragon slayer party, be arrogant and work together to piss off Shiro to death.

Your order has been delivered.

Can you leave one for me?

I can’t do that.”

After singing, Hei Xia Zi was laughing like crazy, he felt the story in the lyrics.

What a big pot.

What a funny plot.

Is this Princess Huanzhu?

He has seen this.

Sure enough, the remnants of the Qing Dynasty were full of joy.

It's a story as soon as you hear it.

To be honest, if it weren’t for the blind man, Zhang Qilin would have wanted to walk eight feet away when Thirteen was singing.

Help, let him go, thank you.

He doesn't like listening to music.

Only blind people can sing beautifully.

Thirteen's singing is outrageous.

Zhang Qilin clenched his fists and wanted to draw his sword. The melody was so addictive.

No, I can't listen to it anymore.

So he held the blind man's wrist and said, "Switch it back."

Thirteen was frightened by those eyes and immediately returned to the center position.

When the blind man came out, the mute was very close to him.

So, in order to take advantage, Hei Xia Zi held hands with her and clasped their fingers tightly.

Thirteen: What a success. She thought she could kiss him.

That's it, Hei Ye can't do it. She bets that Hei Ye looks worthless.

It must be the one below.

It’s just a dream to think about turning over.

Unless Bai Yueguang is willing, this possibility is very small.

Just like men always think they are great.

Even if it doesn't work, it's okay.

Mr. Zhang is from Northeast China.

Haha.

Thirteen was already rolling on the ground.

She felt that she now had the same broad vision as the person sitting in the sedan chair.

Zhang Qilin hesitated for a moment but did not struggle free. There were many snakes in the rainforest swamp, so it was better to hold the blind man.

Besides, Thirteen usually stays out at times like this.

So just hold it.

It would be more convincing if the corners of his mouth were not raised.

The blind man led the mute in front to lead the way, as long as the mute did not let go of his hand.

He felt that this was a good life.

It doesn't matter if the mute is not smart, as long as both of them are there.

This life is long, and it’s good to have you.

The rest of the journey was very quiet, and we ate and drank just like we were camping.

Thirteen:....

The peace made her feel like an illusion.

Where is the golden-scaled python, the couple snakes, and the pheasant neck?

Nothing.

but.

There is an old couple.

Thirteen has gone crazy.

Whoever is closer to her can see both sides between them.

As long as the blind and the dumb get close to each other, wow, the atmosphere is just amazing.

What does it mean to look back inadvertently and take over unconsciously? This is the panoramic immersive experience.

Thirteen is already screaming like a groundhog, woof woof woof.

If it were a human, Thirteen's heart would have been pounding and his nose would have been bleeding uncontrollably.

No wonder, Zhang Qilin, I hate that you are a blockhead. Look at the blind man. Anyway, brothers are not like that.

Blind man, come on, kiss her, hold her down, force her, the overbearing little prince forces you to love him.

Hurry up and go to the small dark room, with a small whip, a small candle, and a small chain.

No, Zhang Qilin needs a bronze chain. That's not right. Why do I feel that even with the home advantage, the young prince will be killed by Mr. Zhang with the bronze chain? Wow, that's even more exciting.

Blind man, it is your blessing to have Mr. Zhang.

Hei Xia Zi didn't know why Thirteen was so quiet and thought she didn't like the environment here.

So I didn't call her. Anyway, when she wants to come out, she will come out by herself.

Zhang Qilin looked at their clasped hands. Well, Thirteen would not come out, at least for now.

Following the route given by Zhang Qilin, they had a smooth journey.

Maybe it’s because of Thirteen, no snakes appear here.

Thirteen: She is cracking walnuts. Don’t disturb her great cause of nourishing the brains of the elderly.

I really want to stuff a handful of stimulant grass into their mouths and have them perform a show after eating it.

So the two people who arrived at the meteorite jade successfully, Thirteen came out on his own before they could call anyone.

Hold your breath and start chanting.