Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Lama Temple: People come and go, and there are so many people making wishes.

"Gonggong, I have a wish.

I want to be a man, but I don't want to work.

I want money, but I don't want to work.

I want to live a long life and be full of energy, but I don’t want to work.

I want to see handsome guys, but I don’t want to embarrass myself...”

Lama Temple: ……

He has seen many turtles in the world who treat him as a wishing well.

Never mind him, he is an intern and can fulfill her wish.

When he came back after working overtime, Shisan felt that the Lama Temple didn't seem to be working.

It doesn't matter. She prays in every temple and there is always a response. She casts a wide net and there is always a god who will be annoyed to death by her.

If it doesn't work, she will cry and make a fuss.

I don't want to go to this crappy class at all, and I don't want to celebrate the New Year either.

I don’t want to get up in the middle of the night, but I have to pee urgently.

Chen Shisan closed his eyes and went to the toilet as usual. There was a small yellow night light there.

As a result, when he fell down with a loud clatter, Chen Shisan couldn't hold it in any longer, and Shashasha started crying softly. He couldn't cry loudly, otherwise he would be scolded.

What are these things? She knows clearly that her family doesn't have such things.

Just like that, after she finished crying, she cursed softly.

Nerves.

It must be a ghost's doing.

She is not afraid of ghosts, she will find someone to catch the ghosts. She is more afraid of people.

Then when she got up and opened her eyes, she could hardly see anything. Where was her night light?

Thirteen woke up while supporting himself with his hands on the wall.

What's going on? Where are her fat hands? They are so big, bigger than her boneless chicken feet, and very much like a man's hands.

There is a green prairie in my heart!

Could it be that a pervert captured her and performed a sex change operation on her without her knowledge?

When turning on the light, Thirteen covered his mouth and looked at the small mirror on the table. It was red and full of age.

“Isn’t this my grandma’s mirror?”

Plastic shell.

Hei Xia Zi was speechless. When his body lost control, he knew he was doomed. He thought the female ghost in the tomb was a mute.

Unexpectedly, the mute female ghost came back to life.

Looking at the female ghost who was using her hands all over him, she was simply a disgusting pervert.

He didn't know what sin he had committed to deserve such a thing.

I don’t know when the mute will come back.

I don’t know if Qilin blood is useful for female ghosts.

That little clever mute is finished.

While Hei Xia Zi was thinking, Shisan had already finished using the toilet, but when Shisan was taking a shower under the shower, he felt that he was not clean.

Thirteen washed this new body thoroughly from top to bottom, front to back, left to right, leaving no blind spots.

The crack of her butt was spread open, and the ugly thing in front was washed three times.

"What should I do? It's a bit disgusting. How about cutting it off?"

The black bear screamed sharply, "You can't cut it, that's the blind man's body. If you want to cut it, go home and cut your own body."

This female ghost is indeed a pervert.

After all, they have become nothing but bones, so it is reasonable for them to be abnormal.

Unfortunately, Thirteen couldn't hear it.

She always felt that her original body was dead, and she was reincarnated as a stowaway.

But thinking that she didn't want to smell, I decided not to cut it.

She is a forensic doctor.

Cutting and sewing things are very easy.

It’s okay, she can pee while squatting.

After taking a shower and feeling tired, Thirteen went to bed.

It was already dawn when Hei Xia Zi woke up.

The biggest problem now is that he can't communicate with the female ghost.

If she did something, I couldn't stop her.

When Zhang Qilin came back, he looked at the blind man who seemed to have lost all hope in life and tilted his head in confusion.

What's wrong.

"blind."

Hei Xia Zi looked at the mute, took out a black handkerchief and started crying loudly.

"Mute, help me, please blind me~~~~"

Then he told the story of the female ghost.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

At present, many things are unknown. The most unknown is what the female ghost's personality is like. He still has to watch the blind female ghost.

Otherwise, what about the blind man's innocence?

So Zhang Qilin stopped going out, and decided to take the blind man with him wherever he went.

So that the blind man won’t run away.

I never thought he would end up like this.

Zhang Qilin took out his small notebook and started recording the password. He had originally intended to leave it with the blind man, but looking at the blind man's expression, he decided to carry it with him.

Blind people are reliable, but female ghosts are not.

He has a hard time. He only has this one friend, and he's always causing trouble.

"blind."

Just as Zhang Qilin was about to cut his palm, Shisan grabbed his hand. She didn't know how she woke up and saw someone hurting himself.

Could it be that he has schizophrenia, one job, one life.

It seems that he is the one who lives.

"Don't move, dumb."

The words that came out of his mouth made Thirteen stunned. This instinctive reaction was really good. Even without the original body's memory, it was okay to have the original body's habits and words.

At worst, it’s okay if something goes wrong.

She doesn't feel any pain.

Hei Xia Zi: He’s in pain.

In fact, what Thirteen didn’t know was that this was her second time traveling through time.

The first time was a trial, but the second time was real death.

She was even more outrageous when she was a female ghost. As soon as she met Zhang Qilin, she threw him into a bronze door and locked him up for 20 years.

It’s just that Zhang Qilin can’t see the female ghost.

It would be fun if you saw it.

The main reason is that Thirteen himself really forgot.

She thought it was a dream.

When she was reading the book at that time, she felt that instead of letting the little Qilin stay in the Golmud sanatorium for 20 years, it would be better to lock him up in the bronze door for 20 years. That would be great.

Anyway, the speed of time flowing inside is different.

To some extent, it is a great tonic for the Zhang family.

As for why Thirteen didn't react, he was blind and mute, that was of course because he looked different from what he saw on TV.

However, the word "mute" that came out of her mouth made Thirteen suspect that she might really have come to this unfortunate world.

So her wish came true.

It really is worthy of being called Lama Temple, what a great discount, haha.

Zhang Qilin was now really sure that it was the female ghost that the blind man was talking about, because it was different. When the blind man said this, his tone was low and angry.

And when he curses, even a blind person can understand it.

But the blind female ghost in front of him was in a daze.

Blind people never act like this.

He felt it necessary to understand it clearly.

But what should he say.

"who are you?"

“I am his neighbor, and I am temporarily using the same body as him.

We are roommates now, and I don’t know the situation.

Or you can find a Taoist priest to take me in."

Zhang Qilin: . . . . .

People will laugh when they are speechless. At least Hei Xiazi laughed.

If there is such a Taoist priest introduced to the blind man, he would really need it.

I'll take you.

So the original female ghost was killed by this new female ghost.

Shisan didn't want to pretend, she thought it was good this way, Hei Xia Zi worked and she spent the money, it was great, she didn't have to work and still had money to spend.

This beautiful mental state made Zhang Qilin soar.

"Cook."

He is hungry.

"it is good."

Thirteen was very straightforward. She was also hungry, so she took the blind man's money, went out, bought some stir-fried dishes and came back.

As for cooking, it is impossible to cook.

Zhang Qilin was very happy while eating, and the blind man was bleeding profusely.

Anyway, this female ghost is better than the previous one.

Black Bear: . . . . .

That's blind man's money!!!