Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Xie Yuchen looked at the note.

Er Yuehong was not beaten, he was just asked to pay off his debt.

It was obviously Pang Pang's work. In order to prevent his second grandfather from getting him into trouble, he took his second grandfather with him to pay off the debt.

So it was not surprising to see the red butler.

It’s just that the workload has increased, and he doesn’t really want it, but this is Pangpang’s intention.

He wants to gain weight.

Pangpang’s meal is delicious.

Changbai Mountain.

Because there was space, when they left, they cooked huge pots of food and put them in thermos buckets, which contained hundreds of servings. They also bought dozens of portions of other delicacies along the way.

At the foot of Changbai Mountain, they bought mink coats. When they put them on, the three of them looked like mountain eagles, and the black bear laughed. They also wore long underwear, down vests, and down pants. These were all prepared for them by Xiao Yuchen.

How thoughtful.

They have everything they could think of, goggles, snow boots, gloves, and even skis in the space, so they can have fun when going down the mountain. It's very convenient, as long as they don't shout out and just ski silently.

Otherwise there will be an avalanche, especially for black bears.

Black Bear: . . . . . .

I am a bit of a slut sometimes, I don't really mean to kill myself, but it does take away a lot of fun if I can't scream.

In addition to these, there are vegetables, fruits, pots and pans, lighters, matches, torches, tents, sleeping bags, mattresses, seasonings, and everything else.

Hei Xiazi said that he had never fought such a rich battle. Second Battalion Commander, pull up Hei Xiazi's Italian cannon.

Xiao Zhang walked in front. Even though he had lost his memory, he instinctively knew where to go when walking on the snow.

This is a natural navigation instrument.

There are still flowers and plants at the foot of the mountain, and it looks like a normal mountain.

As they went up, the climbing angle became higher and higher, which required more energy. Also, given the low temperature, it didn't take long for the blind man to go from nagging at the beginning to keeping silent later.

The three of them are very fast.

The snow line is all white, which looks pretty good. You need to wear goggles at this time. It looks good now, but you will get snow blindness if you look at it too much later.

The three of them arrived at the San Sheng Snow Mountain smoothly a few days later. Wang Yueban took out his camera and pointed it at the blind man and Xiao Zhang.

"Come on, Eggplant."

In the photo, Xiao Zhang has a look of surprise in his eyes, Hei Xia Zi's smile looks worthless, and this is a photo of him and the mute.

They took turns taking photos.

Zhang Qiling: . . . .

I am your photography tool.

Finally, we don’t have to dig a snow cave, and several people are in the cave.

Wang Yueban was very sure that this was not the dangerous road, but a safe passage for the Zhang family.

"Xiao Zhang, this is the safe passage of your Zhang family."

Zhang Qiling nodded and said, "Let's solve it quickly, the blind man is afraid of the cold."

The black bear seemed to know something and handed the delicious chicken stewed with mushrooms to the mute, his tail almost stood up.

The tacit understanding between these century-old guys.

Wang Yueban inexplicably felt a little overwhelmed. Zhang Haike was the first wife, Hei Xiazi was the second wife, and Wuxie was the third wife. It turned out that the mistress was the most powerful.

But it doesn’t matter, he is the dad, no matter which room you are from you have to call me dad.

Wang's moon was half full, and he went to sleep in his sleeping bag.

As for fruit, the two guys don’t need it. Mineral water is good, clean and light.

Since the entrance of the cave was blocked by Fatty holding a large rock, they didn't have to keep watch. Under the campfire, Black Blind and the Dummy were very close to each other.

The next day, after eating wonton noodles and drinking soy milk, everyone was very satisfied.

The Zhang family really knew how to choose this snow mountain.

This reminded Wang Yueban of the six major sects that besieged Guangmingding. Half of them died before reaching the top, and by the time they reached the top they were left with no strength left. It would be good if they survived by only one third.

They had a smooth journey and arrived at the blind man's favorite treasure room. Seeing Xiao Zhang's eyes, Wang Yueban looked at the blind man helplessly and said, "Just spoil him. Among the three of them, only the blind man loves money the most."

As for the big-headed corpse, it's pretending to be dead. It can't see me and can't see me.

Zhang Qiling took a look and turned away, "If you don't touch me, I won't touch you."

As for the centipedes, Zhang Qiling had the blood of a unicorn. Pang Pang and Hei Xiazi took out bottles and sprayed them on themselves. They were scientists and all the insects they had discovered had a smell that they hated.

After spraying, stand forward and the centipedes will retreat faster than seeing a mute.

Zhang Qiling: . . . .

Should I tell the Zhang family that Qilin blood seems to be of no use?

Seeing Xiao Zhang reaching out his hand, Wang Yueban also took a bottle for him. He sprayed it on himself and felt very happy.

The rest of the journey was smooth. Looking at the huge bronze door in front of him, Wang Yueban took out his camera with a click.

"Quick, do a (??w??)y"

Zhang Qiling, who was forced to punch in and take photos, felt numb. Pangpang was so scary.

Hei Xia Zi always thought that he was quite perverted, but he didn't expect that Pang Pang was the most perverted one.

He took out the logistics cart, took out the suitcases, and stacked the people inside on top one by one. Then he nodded with satisfaction.

"Xiao Zhang, it's your turn to perform next. Go ahead, Pikachu."

Zhang Qiling stretched out his hand, Hei Xia Zi took out the Ghost Seal, and with a click, he aligned it with the groove and twisted it.

Something is coming.

Wang Yueban and Hei Xiazi hid aside. Oh my god, this is so exciting. A supernatural event is happening.

I saw an eerie green light surrounding me, blue and green, much more exciting than anything in a horror movie.

Hei Xia Zi pinched Pang Pang's hand, and the two were determined to join the party. Zhang Qiling's mouth twitched, he was afraid of ghosts, (￣▽￣).

People are not afraid of anything, but they are afraid of ghosts.

When the light spread to the bronze door, ghost soldiers came, with horse faces and human bodies, it was definitely the rhythm of the underworld. So the bronze door couldn't be connected to the underworld, so it had to be guarded, otherwise anyone who went in would mutate and bring disaster to the people.

The ultimate of all things is reincarnation and death.

He was really smart. Hei Xia Zi was frozen to death by the negative energy.

When watching the last group of ghost soldiers go in, Zhang Qiling turned and looked at them, "Wait for me."

Then push the logistics cart in.

"Blind man, did you feel that the ending was very inconsistent?"

"Fatty, I feel the same way. The mute has the feeling of a quiet pervert delivering corpses to the bronze gate. He doesn't look like a good person at all."

The two of them high-fived, took out tables, chairs and benches, and ate while waiting for Xiao Zhang to come out.

"I don't think Xiao Zhang has eaten."

"It doesn't matter. Dumb people are not squeamish and can resist hunger very well. Only when they are hungry will they come out faster."

This is all because of Pangpang's spoiled behavior. He has to eat on time, otherwise he will be in a bad mood.

The ghost soldiers disappeared and the blue-green light dissipated. It didn’t matter. Pang Pang took out a super-large flashlight and shone it on the top of the cave. It suddenly became as bright as day.

Learn about the high-intensity flashlight and make the night as beautiful as day.

Damn it, Hei Xiazi gave Pang Pang the middle finger, and it almost blinded the blind man’s eyes.

Sure enough, when there is no danger, Pangpang is the most dangerous.

Wang Yueban didn't look at the blind man. This strong flashlight could really blind people.

Not only did the human-faced bird fly away quickly, but even the centipede fled for its life. It was more terrifying than insect repellent spray.

After all, they stay in dark corners all year round, their eyes have degenerated, and they are most afraid of light.

If centipedes and human-faced birds could curse people, they would probably say “you’re a piece of shit”, six six six six six six!!!

Hei Xiazi watched the DVD and said, “The storms and clouds of the world come from our generation. Once the storms and clouds come, we will turn into ashes.”

Wang Yueban: . . . . . . .

Something seems wrong. Is this how it is pronounced?