Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

9th Research Institute, Ministry of Agriculture.

Both the Zhang family's main family and the Zhang family's in-laws were wiped out.

Of course, the political commissar was very civilized. He used cannons to flatten an entire mountain, allowing his people to feel the friendliness of their country.

Zhang family: . . . .

What kind of friendship is this? Do they dare to move? No, they don’t dare to move.

As for the Zhang family overseas, they were all deceived and brought back.

Don't worry, they are professionals.

This is called using force before courtesy. They have their own ways of dealing with this group of capable people, animals, or other things.

It's just that the country is eyeing the little things under their butts.

Besides, they have to solve it every day, so it can’t be considered as forced, right?

Zhang family: They have never heard such a shameless request.

Zhang’s in-laws: Our family didn’t say anything, and neither did they.

Zhang family member: You usually talk a lot, but why are you so quiet now?

The elders of the family also came out. Since it has come to this, they don’t want to just do the work in the toilet. They can be coaches.

Special forces are qualified to teach ordinary people.

The Zhang family’s medicinal bath recipes are also very valuable.

Just to get back their freedom to shit.

The political commissar smiled and said, "There is this good stuff. Please tell me more."

They took it all in one go.

Zhang Longban: . . . .

Oh, my God, please stop talking.

Just like that they also got new toilets and bathrooms.

They are arranged to live together so that they don't feel uncomfortable. This country is still very humane.

From time to time, I would be taken away by the old man who teaches agronomy to get rid of the insects.

"Hurry up, hurry up, my seedlings are going to be eaten by insects."

The Zhang family: . . . .

However, some members of the Zhang family found some fun and really fell in love with farming. No, to be precise, they came here to work as pesticides.

The Zhang family members are really talented in farming. They arranged everything the old men in agriculture said perfectly and excitedly said they wanted to take in apprentices.

Political Commissar: I don’t know who is older between you two.

However, the practicality of the Zhang family was demonstrated. They were very obedient and easy to use.

It’s just that the political commissar and some old men looked a little distressed.

My outsiders are okay. They have their own ideas and hobbies, but they are a bit stubborn.

The people in the same family said that they were more suitable as machines.

So the political commissar started taking them to classes and having them participate in their activities again.

Over time, people always have preferences.

Especially his habit of cutting his hands and bleeding at any time, which almost made the political commissar and the old men heartbroken to death.

They are all people who came from that era. Life is getting better now, but some people are still living in the past.

How could I not feel distressed.

So if you can help, then help. Besides, after getting along for a long time, it is impossible for anyone to remain indifferent.

They don't live like human beings.

A member of the Zhang family: You don’t have to curse others in such a dirty way.

Really, if you can’t speak, you don’t have to speak.

They are not robots, they can run away.

However, when they saw the patriarch, the Zhang family members understood that it was the patriarch who did it.

Because they gave the address of their own family to the clan leader, and the same was true for the overseas Zhang family.

Zhang Qilin: Smile. Don’t hit someone who smiles.

The political commissar said so.

My family: . . . .

What the hell? The patriarch is still laughing. Is he laughing at the fact that they can’t shit freely?

This is really the worst clan leader they have ever had.

Although they also cheated others, they did not cheat the freedom of the clan leader's father.

So the elders joined together to discuss the young patriarch.

The battle was quite exciting, but Zhang Qilin arrived earlier than them after all, and was forced by the ginseng baby to drink his purebred bath water, so his body was not in very good condition.

The native family members were no longer able to defeat the weak and unable to take care of themselves young clan leader, and they were so angry that they practiced harder in the martial arts field every day.

Didn’t you see that the patriarch’s face was rosy?

As for food, there are plant spirits here. The big octopus next door sometimes gets crazy and cuts off his own tentacles and roasts them for everyone to eat.

There is also a pepper that has become a spirit and often causes pepper rain. People who love spicy food are blessed.

As for the one that occasionally electrocutes people, they are the backup generator of the institute.

I heard that there is also an invisible one who is often sent out to rescue people.

Go wherever there is danger.

Everyone: .

Anyway, Zhang Qilin was quite shocked. He ate a lot of different things. Ginseng Baby taught him to eat them, and the political commissar didn't say that he couldn't eat them, so he guessed he could eat them.

Jie Lianhua works in the military industry. Every time he drinks the ginseng tonic soup, he feels that the country has spent a lot of money. He also gives it to his teacher, but the teacher shakes his head and refuses, saying that he also has it.

But the teacher's smile is intriguing.

The teacher likes to share it with others.

He just took a sip.

The teacher is such a nice person.

However, Jie Lianhua also thought what if the teacher was too weak to be nourished.

After all, the teacher is old, and his hairline has moved back due to his research. Although he looked very good when he was young, he can't hold up now that he's old.

The research they do really uses up a lot of brain cells.

It really needs to be supplemented.

Xie Lianhua was busy running around the research institute, but the only person she cared about was her younger brother Xie Yuchen.

As for parents, don't worry, they are used to it.

They are mature adults and can take care of themselves.

Mr. and Mrs. Jie: . . . .

Sometimes when replying to letters he said his surname was Guo, not Jie.

Xie Yuchen would also write letters to his brother, sometimes dictating, sometimes in his own crooked handwriting, as time went by.

Xie Yuchen's handwriting is getting more and more beautiful.

Sometimes, Dad and Mom get jealous.

The older son and the younger son only spent a week together when they were less than a month old, and the younger brother has remembered his older brother ever since.

Fortunately, my youngest son is not a genius, otherwise I always feel that he would have been taken away as well.

Mr. Jie: You’re overthinking it. Are geniuses, and people who are superior to geniuses, so easy to live?

It would be great if there was a chance that smoke would come out of your ancestral grave.

They would be lucky if there was no black smoke coming out of their ancestral graves.

That stuff is poisonous. The eldest son can protect them, and the one with black smoke can probably get them in.

I heard that the youngest in Jiu Ye's family always got into trouble and was hung up by his brothers and beaten three times a day.

There was also a kid from the Wu family who did something naughty and was beaten up.

Zhang Qishan heard that he had not returned from the demoted area yet. Unlike those who were waiting for rehabilitation, the Wang family was completely demoted.

Father Jie just told his eldest son that they were living well and assured him that they could rest assured, and then he talked about the gossip about the Nine Gates in the past.

I heard that several other families with many cultural relics had their cultural relics taken away and became national cultural relics. They can no longer engage in the underground business of tomb robbing, and if they are caught, they will be given peanuts.

There is no room for any mercy at this time.

After obtaining consent, Xie Lianhua sent a bottle of ginseng soup in a military kettle back home for the three people in the family to drink.

Mr. Jie: The local ginseng is still the best.

Jie Ma: She feels that she is younger and in good spirits.

Xie Yuchen: Why does it feel wrong, like bath water. But he wondered why his brother would give him bath water to drink, so the three of them drank it carefully. He drank the least because he was young and couldn't drink much.