Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Bronze door.

Si Teng went in and touched the heads of the two kids before leaving.

"Be good and be obedient."

The little Qilin said that he was very well behaved and obedient, and it was the blind man who was not well behaved.

Black Bear: ...

You dumb boy, just pretend. When your sister leaves, I’ll see you having fun.

Sure enough, Zhang Qilin and Hei Xiazi calmed down and went down the mountain.

ultimate:.....

Is there anyone who cares whether it lives or dies? Help!

Si Teng’s body quickly surrounded Ultimate, and she liked this.

The ultimate and correct way to open it is to absorb it in big gulps.

In just a few days, Zhang Qilin and Hei Xiazi had calmed down and completely let themselves go.

They are the oldest now that my sister is not around.

Without Si Teng's "suppression", the two were like wild horses that had broken free from their reins, causing chaos.

Although Zhang Qilin is usually taciturn, under the "leadership" of Hei Xia Zi, he gradually reveals his naughty side.

The unlucky people are Wang Kaixuan, Hu Bayi and Xue Liyang.

Xueli Yang was the one who was least bothered because she was busy at work.

So the first person to be unlucky was Wang Kaixuan.

Hei Xia Zi and Zhang Qilin secretly added mustard to all of Wang Kaixuan's dishes. He and the blind man had already eaten the food without mustard.

What was that feeling like? It was like my mind was clear.

Wang Kaixuan took a bite and jumped up and down because of the spiciness: "Who did this?!"

Zhang Qilin pointed at Hei Xia Zi expressionlessly: "Him."

Hei Xiazi: "...Dumb, you betrayed me!"

Zhang Qilin: "I am Little Qilin, you are the bad blind man."

I thought the matter was over once and for all, but Hei Xia Zi caught Wang Kaixuan and came again.

Hei Xia Zi discovered that Fatty Wang had become addicted to QQ recently and was holding onto his computer all day long.

So he secretly changed Wang Kaixuan's QQ account password and changed the name of his game character to "Flying Pig Loves Meat".

Wang Kaixuan was so angry that he jumped up and down: "Who did this?! Why can't I log into my account?!"

Zhang Qilin silently pointed at Hei Xiazi: "Him."

Hei Xia Zi: "...Dumb, can you please stop betraying me every time?"

Zhang Qilin: "A blind man modified it."

Wang Kaixuan: "You two just wait!"

Don't think I will believe you just because you say that. You two are both naughty troublemakers.

Old children are scarier and more difficult to take care of than real children.

You can't hit him, but you can't beat him; you can't scold him, but you can't stop scolding him.

So, in order for Wang Kaixuan to continue cooking for them, and because the blind man didn't want to cook recently, they decided to take it slow.

Hei Xia Zi was tinkering with his new invention in the yard - an "automatic cooking machine".

I have an electric rice cooker but I don't use it. I use an automatic rice cooker. Which machine puts flour instead of rice?

Although Zhang Qilin didn't say anything, he leaned over to take a look out of curiosity.

He hasn't seen this before. It's really funny what a blind man does.

As a result, the machine suddenly lost control and sprayed out a pile of flour, and the whole yard instantly turned into a "snow scene".

Hu Bayi and Wang Kaixuan heard the noise and ran out. Seeing the flour all over the yard, they stamped their feet in anger: "What are you two doing?!"

Zhang Qilin pointed at Hei Xia Zi: "He took me to play."

Hei Xiazi: "...Dumb, can you be a little more loyal?"

Zhang Qilin: "I am a good person, but you are not."

Hu Bayi was so angry that he almost laughed: "You two, clean up the yard for me tomorrow!"

After several incidents, Hu Bayi and Wang Kaixuan finally understood Xue Liyang's eyes.

They are really two living ancestors.

Hei Xia Zi heard that there was a kind of legendary "luminous mushroom" in the nearby mountains, so he dragged Zhang Qilin to explore in the middle of the night.

The two men went into the mountains in the dark, but not only did they not find any mushrooms, they also got lost.

Zhang Qilin: "Blind man, we seem to be lost."

Black Blind Man: "It's okay, I have a compass."

Zhang Qilin: "...your compass is broken."

Black Blind Man: "...What should we do then?"

Zhang Qilin: "Wait until dawn."

The two sat under a tree, and Hei Xiazi began to tell ghost stories, which frightened him so much that he trembled. Zhang Qilin looked at him expressionlessly: "Are you afraid of ghosts?"

Black Bear: "...I'm not afraid, I just feel cold."

Zhang Qilin: "Oh. I'm not afraid."

Hei Xia Zi: Now I’ve dug my own grave.

A few days later, Hei Xiazi sneaked out with Zhang Qilin in the middle of the night and went to a nearby village for "exploration". As a result, they were chased by the villagers as thieves.

Hu Bayi and Wang Kaixuan received complaints from the villagers and were so angry that they caught the two men and gave them a lecture.

Zhang Qilin lowered his head and said, "It was the blind man who took me there."

Black Blind Man: "...Dumb, can you not say this every time? Use a different word next time?"

Hu Bayi is already powerless.

Hu Bayi: "You two, run ten laps!"

So the two of them lived in peace for another half month.

Hei Xia Zi had a sudden idea and decided to teach Zhang Qilin how to cook.

As a result, the two of them spent a lot of time in the kitchen, not only burning the pot, but also making a mess of the kitchen.

Wang Kaixuan ran in after smelling the burnt food. Seeing the miserable state of the kitchen, he stamped his feet in anger and said, "What are you two doing?!"

Zhang Qilin pointed at Hei Xia Zi: "He took me to play."

Hei Xiazi: "...Dumb, can you be a little more loyal?"

Zhang Qilin: "You were the one who did it, I was just watching."

Wang Kaixuan: "You two, don't enter the kitchen anymore!"

He was so angry that he called Xue Liyang to complain.

He couldn't control these two naughty kids.

Sydney Yang: . . . .

"Hey, it's only been a short while. Isn't this the good kid you all said he was? How could he do such a thing? I'm busy. I'll hang up now."

Wang Kaixuan: . . . .

He was just talking too much.

Later they stopped causing trouble in the yard.

They went to the mountains to cause trouble.

Hei Xia Zi decided to take Zhang Qilin to experience "wild survival", but the two got lost in the forest and encountered a group of wild boars.

Black Blind Man: "Mute, what should I do?"

Zhang Qilin: "Run."

The two ran all the way and finally got rid of the wild boar. Black Bear was so tired that he kept panting: "Dumb, you run really fast."

Zhang Qilin: “Yeah.”

Black Blind Man: "...Can you say a few more words?"

Zhang Qilin: "Okay."

The two of them could actually beat the wild boar, they just wanted to enjoy the feeling of being chased, yes, being chased by a wild boar.

The centenarian was chased by a wild boar; this was a belated sign of rebellion.

Even Shirley Young was not spared.

Hei Xiazi secretly changed her computer desktop to a funny photo of himself, and set up an automatic pop-up dialog box: "I am the most handsome Hei Xiazi!"

Shirley Yang turned on the computer and saw that the King Kong umbrella was taken out: "Drag them out! You two stay away from my computer."

Zhang Qilin pointed at Hei Xia Zi: "Him."

He didn't do it. So don't bring him up when you talk.

Hei Xia Zi: "...Dumb, you asked me to do it."

Zhang Qilin: “…”

Shirley Yang: "You two, write a self-criticism!"

Eventually, the two were thrown into the army as instructors, which was a suitable outlet for them to "let go of themselves."

Hei Xia Zi felt like a fish in water in the army and became one of the soldiers' favorite instructors.

His humor and wit made training fun, but also often caused headaches for his superiors.

Although Zhang Qilin doesn't talk much, his strength and calmness convince the soldiers.

His "silent teaching" has become a common sight in the army.

Soldier A: "Instructor Zhang, how do we do this move?"

Zhang Qilin: “…” (direct demonstration)

Soldier A: "...I understand."

Soldier B: "Instructor Hei, how do you understand this tactic?"

Black Blind Man: "It's simple. If you can't beat them, run away. If you can't run away, play dead."

Soldier B: "...Is this possible?"

Hei Xia Zi: "Of course, I'm a professional."

Hu Bayi and Wang Kaixuan finally breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it was a wise decision to throw the two men into the army.

Si Teng: After coming back two years later, I found that Zhang Qilin and Hei Xiazi were doing well in the army. I couldn't help laughing: "These two guys are really worrying."