Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

In the corridor of the ancient tomb, as soon as the mechanism was activated, broken stones began to fall.

The black bear made a few "Puh, Puh, Puh" sounds, then dodged and whistled.

"Mr. Zhang in front, Mr. Dumb Zhang in front, your hands are terrible when you open the coffin, remember to wash your hands next time."

He was just unlucky before, how come he became dumb?

Could it be that the Qilin blood has become old and is no longer useful?

Zhang Qilin glanced at the blind man and cursed him loudly. Then he kicked the bloody corpse that was rushing towards him away with an expressionless face.

"You are the one who talks too much, and you easily attract criticism."

Hei Xia Zi took out a cigarette with a smile, but found that the lighter was soaked in water and he made a sound of "tut".

"Can I borrow a light, mute? I heard that your ability to probe holes with your two fingers can create sparks. Let the blind man see it for himself."

Zhang Qilin grabbed the blind man's dagger and swung it out, killing the poisonous snake in the shadow.

"Save some oxygen and dream less."

Hei Xia Zi suddenly put his dagger on the mute's shoulder seriously and ignored it.

"Honestly, when that blood corpse pounced on you just now, you could have stabbed it with your knife, but you insisted on trying to be cool by pressing its shoulder with your knee and breaking its skull..."

He lowered his voice and said, "Are you afraid that blood will splatter on my new coat?"

Zhang Qilin turned and left, and the blind man came again.

A voice came from deep within the tomb.

"Your clothes are dirty." You will be unhappy.

Hei Xia Zi was stunned for half a second, then he laughed and chased after him, "Okay, dumb, you can even tell jokes now."

He did not forget to consciously pull out his dagger, and with a light swing, he shot down the arrow in the dark. The thing looked poisonous, and he didn't know whether it was expired or not.

"Mute, you better be careful. When you die, I won't be bothered to carve an inscription for you. What should I write? Just write "Mute Zhang's Tomb, Mr. Hei was here."

Zhang Qilin said calmly, "The words on the monument will tell you that you won't live to see that day."

"If you keep talking nonsense, you will be whipped with a cane."

Hei Xia Zi was delighted, "Si Teng is coming out."

Zhang Qilin was upset: "No."

My sister hasn’t come out yet. She’s such a good sleeper.

I thought I had lost touch with the world, but I didn’t expect to meet them.

He didn't want to be beaten with a cane by his sister. Blind men love being beaten the most. He had been beaten so many times that he must have missed it a lot.

The black bear made a sound.

However, both of them went out obediently and did not go into the tomb. If the smell did not dissipate, they would be discovered by their sister and they would be finished.

Hei Xia Zi didn't say anything else and decided to be a good boy for a while.

Otherwise Si Teng would really beat them.

It is natural for a sister to beat her younger brother.

My sister is afraid of insects and hates bugs the most.

In a small building in Yunnan, behind the mountain bought by Heixiazi, there is a quiet Jiangnan garden.

Sister Si Teng spent money to build it.

There is a formation at the foot of the mountain and no one can climb up. They are halfway up the mountain and Si Teng is at the top of the mountain.

They didn't go to the tomb for money. They were not short of money, or rather, Si Teng was not short of money.

They didn't go into the tomb for money. Their main purpose was to look for meteorite copper or jade wherever they could find it. Once they got the items, they would feed them to Si Teng on the top of the mountain.

Hope she comes out soon.

Because there is a psychopath named Akiyama who keeps chasing after my sister, he is simply a pervert.

It was also the first time that Hei Xia Zi realized how miserable it was when a non-human encountered a perverted human.

At that time, the three of them were still huddling together for warmth, and Si Teng had to support the two of them. One of them was not smart and was naive and scary, and the other one had poor eyesight and was very thoughtful.

Then they were beaten into obedience.

His true colors are revealed when his sister is not around.

As long as sister eats more meteorites, Qiushan will not be able to beat him. In Hei Xiazi's eyes, that Taoist priest is possessed by a demon. Other Taoist priests are not so cruel and will not chase sister Si Teng to kill her.

However, it was also the first time he knew that the Taoist priest really knew thunder magic.

As expected, all the capable Taoists have hidden themselves.

Those who come out to show off basically have no great abilities, only small skills.

A half-full bucket of water sways, while a full bucket of water hides.

The world is much more wonderful than he thought.

So the blind man and the dumb man are no longer lonely, because someone can really send them away.

However, they also began to worry that their sister would be bored after they died.

Sister Si Teng loves beauty.

Hei Xiazi prepared a lot of clothes for him, including cheongsams, which, with his own vision and design, looked mysterious and noble, and different from ordinary Republic of China clothing. It took three months to make one. At that time, it was all handmade by master craftsmen. Now many people can't make it, and those were just cheongsams.

Zhang Qilin has seen so many that he knows how to choose clothes.

When he goes out, he likes to hide himself, but when he is with Si Teng, he is a delicate young master.

For many years during the Republic of China, it was Si Teng who chose the clothes for them.

The blind man and the little unicorn each have their own characteristics.

Anyway, Hei Xia Zi was very satisfied. Even though Zhang Qilin was suppressed, he was very happy as long as Si Teng was there.

"We have Dumb, Light Blue, Lotus Root Powder, Moon White, Dark Green, Suzhou Embroidery, Sichuan Embroidery, and Rattan Flowers. What else should we choose?"

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

Don't ask him, he only looks at the finished product, not the fabric.

Hei Xia Zi made a "tsk" sound and continued to choose. It turned out that a mute couldn't do it.

"Master, please add some tulle, tassels, satin, capes, and shawls, long or short, thick or thin."

The old master said he understood, "Where's that girl? I haven't seen her for a long time."

"She went abroad for fun."

Hei Xia Zi joked that when you go out, you have to talk nonsense with your mouth.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

I learned it, but I don’t know how to use it.

He can talk, but he just doesn't like to talk in front of others.

There are not many people who can make him speak actively.

"go home."

Hei Xia Zi was doing something weird behind the mute's back, and he knew that the mute was hungry and wanted to eat, so he was very active in eating.

How can a blind man cook?

The two people next to them who can’t cook can order food.

If I had known earlier, he would have said he couldn’t cook. Si Teng even invited a chef to teach him so that they could have a good meal.

Black Bear: ...

Once you put on this apron, it will last for the rest of your life. You blind man, you have a miserable life.

In fact, he did run away from home out of anger, but when he was making money outside, he found that he was a sieve, so he came back obediently to live off his parents.

My sister is still nice to him.

Give a blind man a house of gold.

It’s just cooking, a blind man can do it.

Anyway, Si Teng was very satisfied. In fact, she didn't eat much, mainly because she was afraid that the two of them would starve to death.

The main reason is that these two are too noisy.

No, it was the blind man who was making trouble, and the little unicorn was indulging him.

Zhang Qilin just stared at the blind man cooking. The food smelled delicious. He was the one who killed the chicken, plucked the feathers, and chopped it into pieces. There was nothing wrong with the blind man's cooking.

My sister said we should divide the work and cooperate.

Even a blind person is used to Zhang Qilin's eyes. The chickens running around the mountains are the granary of a dumb person. No one else loves eating chicken so much.

He felt that the mute was not a little Qilin at all, but just a fox that had cultivated into a spirit.

I also specified that I wanted chicken cooked with firewood rice, braised chicken, shredded ginger chicken, stir-fried chicken, mushroom chicken, or slightly spicy chicken.

Even a blind man has learned a hundred ways to cook chicken.

He now understood why the mute didn't like his green pepper and shredded pork fried rice. If he ate too much, he wouldn't want to eat it anymore, but he would keep eating the ones he liked.

Smoke rises from the kitchen, the mute eats firewood-roasted chicken, and the blind eats green pepper fried rice with lamb rib hotpot.

Si Teng felt that she had more energy. Even if she split into two bodies, she could slowly catch up with the strength of her original body.

She and Bai Ying were completely separated, and she no longer had to worry about that lunatic Qiu Shan. He couldn't beat her, nor could he survive her. Her two younger brothers helped her a lot.

It was not in vain. The fate between people is so magical. They are different but also the same.