Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

If the bronze door could speak, it would definitely speak dirty words.

Zhang Haijun never stopped talking along the way, his little mouth chattering like a loudspeaker.

If he hadn't been blinded by the snow for a while, Zhang Haijun would not have shut up.

But when they saw the bronze door, the other cats were all impressed by its grandeur.

Zhang Haijun, however, thought the Zhang family was very rich.

If this bronze door could be used as a weapon, then in the end times, a zombie siege wouldn't be scary anymore, and it could even be solved by just hitting it a few more times from all directions.

The door is big, thick and strong.

It’s a pity that his space is only 100 square meters, and I don’t know if it can fit everything.

What if it's possible? Would you like to give it a try?

Zhang Haijun's eyes gradually became weird.

Zhang Haifeng: . . .

Although he doesn't know what his friends are thinking, please don't think about it, don't think about it seriously at all.

What a horrible thought it felt like.

"Chief, can I take this door away?"

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

His eyes were as big as copper bells! ! ! !

Zhang Haike and other members of the Zhang family: . . . .

Do you want to look at what you are talking about!!!

Zhang Fusheng's head popped out immediately, "Stupid kid. There's no way out. I'm running naked!"

Zhang Haijun was still unconvinced, "Isn't this more convenient?"

Zhang Qilin glanced at Zhang Haifeng and sent a barrage of comments.

【Take care of him.】

Zhang Haijun covered his mouth, and of course he didn't dare to knock him out. If he got knocked out without seeing anything in front of the bronze door, Zhang Haifeng believed that his friend would be the kind that could not be comforted.

He whispered a few words in Zhang Haijun's ear.

Zhang Haijun finally calmed down.

Zhang Qilin took out the Ghost Seal at this time. As for the human-faced bird and the centipede, seeing so many members of the Zhang family, they rolled as far away as possible.

Didn’t you see that King Wannu was quietly pretending to be dead?

Who is so blind as to dare to show up?

If a member of the Zhang family is brave enough, he could still give it a try.

Now they are all fossils.

The wind is blowing, retreat! ! ! !

Play dead.

When the Zhang family said goodbye silently, Zhang Haijun lamented that he did not bring a Polaroid camera with him.

At that time, apart from food, the only thing we had was gold, because it was heavy and could be used as a weapon. When the world was at peace, it would still be money, better than anything else.

Pity.

With a click, the human skin seal on the bronze door burst open, and everyone quickly retreated, without anyone being touched.

It’s said that the Zhang family has a good education.

This thing is handsome in its own way.

The clan leader is the most handsome, standing on the wall. The 108 members of the Zhang family each have their own style.

Zhang Haijun started posting comments.

【Come and see, the blue bullet screen is coming. 】

A thin layer of light blue smoke spread out in an instant, covering everyone's knees.

Even at this time, it is still spreading.

Zhang Haijun felt very familiar with this energy.

Don't tell him that the zombie king is locked behind the bronze door.

Then he would definitely go in and beat him to death.

When all the Zhang family members were taking it seriously, they accidentally saw Zhang Haijun's barrage, and some of them couldn't help but silently looked away for fear of laughing out loud.

Do you have to endure it all?

[Zhang Family Secret Special, come and see, the ghost soldiers will appear soon, 3 for 10 yuan, 10 for 3 yuan, if you miss this opportunity, you will miss it forever.]

[Oh, this is the mysterious bronze door, a very large door. ]

[Ultimate, ultimate, are you lonely? It’s okay, the Zhang family is here to see you. Are 108 enough? Are children enough? ]

[I don't know if the Ultimate can have children. One Zhang family member goes in, and 10 Zhang family members come out. How great that would be. If the Zhang family members can't have children, then the Ultimate can.]

[Patriarch, can you give birth to a child? ]

Veins bulged on Zhang Qilin’s forehead; the child was still young.

I'll beat him up when I get home.

When Lujiaohao remembered, the Yin soldiers appeared. All the Zhang family members fell silent, except Zhang Haijun who wanted the Yin soldiers' hat.

Zhang Haifeng grabbed Zhang Haijun's hand and pinned it to the wall.

After all the ghost soldiers had gone in, Zhang Fusheng carried his things and went in. Although the clan leader said that there was no need to eat or drink and that there were no needs in there, he was still the clan leader, so Zhang Fusheng said that he had needs.

He could finally see what was behind the bronze door.

The ultimate, the ultimate of everything.

The clan elder kept saying this, and he was still curious.

What the hell.

You can always see things that you can't say.

At this moment, Zhang Haijun rushed in like an arrow. Zhang Haifeng followed him in. He didn't even grab Zhang Qilin's hand and went in with his eyes closed.

When Zhang Haike saw that the clan leader had gone in, he wanted to go in too. He would never admit that he was also curious about what the ultimate was.

The other Zhangs looked at each other and saw that they had all gone, so they wanted to go too.

So before the door closed, all 108 members of the Zhang family went in.

Bronze Door: . . . . .

ultimate:.....

You are a bunch of psychopaths, you are all psychopaths.

The lineup of 108 Zhang family members is very large, covering three generations of the Zhang family.

When Zhang Fusheng turned around and saw the group of people behind him, it seemed as if a ray of light from the Zhang family had dispelled this dark moment.

Of course, the premise is that Zhang Haijun doesn't speak.

"Uncle, please wait for me. I want to see the ultimate too."

Zhang Fusheng saw that the clan leaders had arrived and he didn't have to worry about anything, so he quickened his pace and said, "Don't pay attention to me, little chatterbox."

Back off, back off!!!

The rhino-horn candles remained burning and the bronze door was closed.

The earth shook, but no one felt anything inside the bronze door.

Then a few hours later, the quiet bronze door suddenly opened automatically, and 108 members of the Zhang family emerged from the gap in the door.

Some people even stacked themselves up like a pyramid.

Didn't even react.

With a bang, the door closed much faster than it opened.

All members of the Zhang family were silent.

Ah, this~~~

This is the ultimate no need to say~~~

They were kicked out~~~

I got angry out of shame~~~~

That's not the question they asked.

It's not that they talk too much~~~

Not really not~~~

In fact, this thing is really related to Zhang Haijun. He just secretly took something down from the ultimate, and his space was immediately absorbed and expanded. He can't get in at the moment, and he doesn't know how big it is.

But he knew that he had made a fortune this time.

When he comes next time, after swallowing the ultimate inside, he can take the bronze door away.

Hahahahaha.

Looking at the silly grinning Zhang Haijun, everyone was speechless.

Ultimately, it’s better not to talk about it, they are no longer interested.

Zhang Qilin took a deep breath and said, "Go home."

He didn't want to stay here anymore. It seemed that Ultimate didn't like them anymore. Even with the Ghost Seal, he might not be able to open the door in the future.

Zhang Fusheng: . . . .

He is still in there, being scolded by the ultimate master, starting with the ancestors of the Zhang family, and he doesn’t even dare to speak!!!

Why are you so angry? If you have the guts, go find the real culprit.

Ultimately, you are really a tough guy!

Zhang Haijun: Hehehe!!!