Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

While attending class at Zhang's house, Zhang Haijun thought of the beginning of the end of the world in his previous life. He thought that he would not have to take exams, and the uncles and aunts in the army immediately set up tents so that they could take the exams without worry.

Zhang Haijun: . . .

He shook his head, shaking out the horrible memories.

He has already blown up the Wang family. Does he have to blow up the Zhang family to avoid the exam?

Or we should just blow up the ancestral tomb. He is not smart and there must be something wrong with the ancestral tomb.

Zhang Family Ancient Building: . . . .

Blame me. Why don’t you reflect on the fact that you are a fool?

Zhang Haijun: I was admitted to university. I am very smart and got 90 points.

But the Zhang family’s starting score is 120. There must be a reason why they are not smart.

Zhang Haijun’s joining made the Zhang family feel that a mentally retarded person, or an ordinary person, had appeared in the clan.

He could memorize all the things that were required, but he just didn't understand them, no matter how hard he tried.

I can remember and call out all the mechanisms, but I just don’t know how to operate them.

The Zhang family: . . . .

Are you kidding me that the tomb-robbers can't solve the mechanism?

So the Zhang family members who didn't believe in evil took turns to fight, but unfortunately, they were all so angry that they were fuming.

Is this head just for decoration?

There is nothing wrong with this memory.

Zhang Haijun: I think the fact that I can recite it is because of the Zhang family’s good genes. I can’t understand it at all.

He doesn't like going to school or doing homework.

How smart do you expect a power-type mutant to be? His former teammates said that this empty brain has only a little IQ.

It is also the country’s kindness that accepted you.

Zhang Haijun: . . . .

Therefore, all those who refused to believe in evil came to be taught personally by the Zhang family’s instructors. Some were gentle, some were brutal. When they finally left, they didn’t want to talk anymore.

What a sin, the Zhang family gave birth to a stupid unicorn!!!

This is probably the first member of the Zhang family in history who does not have to go to the fields, and he is also the Zhang family's Qilin.

After all, the Zhang family's Qilin is precious now, and there are only a dozen of them in the clan including the clan leader's.

As for the one in hiding, oh, they don’t count.

Their strategy is to outlive the enemy and then say in front of their tombstone, "You are too fragile. You can't survive us."

Basically, this strategy is correct.

Because those who pursue immortality will not see the Zhang family for decades or even hundreds of years, their faith will collapse.

Longevity also requires carrots to hang on to.

Without motivation, this group, which is originally a combination of interests, will fall apart.

Besides, won’t we live in a scientific society in the future?

Zhang Haijun actually understands the thoughts of those old-fashioned people in the Zhang family.

Anyway, you have a long life and can endure it. This is the way to minimize the loss.

But the Zhang family includes those who love to stay at home and those who love to play and make noise.

Even if someone has a cold face, it is still the same, it cannot change one's character.

In fact, Zhang Qilin is also using this strategy now, and by the way, he will kill those psychopaths who want to live forever.

This is also to ensure the safety of the Zhang family members who are traveling outside.

Times of war are the best time for clean-up activities.

It will be more difficult to operate after peace is achieved.

So Zhang Qilin led the Zhang family to vigorously wipe out the Wang family at this time. When he came back, he found out that there was a poor student in the Zhang family.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

Zhang family poor student, what a fresh word.

Zhang Haijun bared his teeth at the cold and aloof little fairy male chief in front of him.

"Hello, patriarch."

"Chief, you are back."

"How many members of the Wang family have you killed, Patriarch?"

"Chief, did you bring me a gift?"

"Chief, you should be generous and not stingy."

. . . .

Zhang Qilin, who had never had the habit of bringing gifts to others, turned around and left. It would be better not to give this thing out, as it would affect the image of the Zhang family.

Zhang Haifeng looked at the patriarch who was fleeing in panic. As expected, the patriarch was still too young and not thick-skinned enough.

Xiaojun is such a good kid.

After all, he is not that close to others.

Although they are from the same clan, Zhang Haijun naturally feels a sense of closeness, mainly because the Zhang family's bloodline is indeed unscientific.

But few are so enthusiastic about the patriarch.

This feeling of closeness from the soul made Zhang Haijun follow Zhang Qilin like a trumpet, chattering non-stop.

They are all unicorns, so fragrant and so sweet.

For an orphan like Zhang Haijun, this feeling is very interesting, as if he has a new brother.

The main thing was that the clan leader was cold on the outside but warm on the inside, and he understood that this kind of person was most suitable for someone like him who talked a lot.

Little children all love to play with older children, and when they leave, they don’t forget to bring their little friend Zhang Haifeng along.

Because normal members of the Zhang family also like to be close to the patriarch.

Didn’t you see that when the patriarch was around, the Zhang family members always gathered around him to bask in the sun?

When the patriarch is not around, everyone finds a place to bask in the sun.

This is love.

Besides, in Zhang Haijun's mind, people from Northeast China, even those with autism, are more generous than those in the South.

He is a southerner and is the one with real social phobia. However, when he sees the quiet Zhang family members, he feels that he is very powerful and wants to get them to talk.

This will give him a sense of accomplishment.

However, the Zhang family has different tempers. If they make people angry, they will be beaten.

This is not a big problem. The Zhang family’s medicinal baths contain many tonics, and he eats well, so he is in great shape.

It’s much better than being at the Wang family.

In order not to kill his tribesmen, he held back his strength.

Zhang family: . . . .

Are you just being stubborn and refusing to admit that you can't win?

Zhang Haijun: When I grow up, I will beat you all down.

Zhang Haifeng: Stop it, stop it, stop it, all of you.

"What's the matter, Patriarch? Why don't you speak?"

"If you have anything that makes me unhappy, tell me and it will make me happy."

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

I can't bear it any longer. If he keeps whining, he will have to speak Northeastern dialect. This won't do. The Zhang family's image must remain consistently aloof.

Otherwise, what if the blind man doesn’t like it?

So Zhang Haijun thought that the clan leader was reaching out to lead him away, so he reached out without any preparation, and then was knocked unconscious and thrown into Zhang Haifeng's arms.

Zhang Haifeng: He just knew it.

The clan leader has a really good temper and never hits his soldiers.

"Keep an eye on him."

It’s better to stay away, he doesn’t want to be led astray.

"Okay, patriarch."

Zhang Haijun was squeezed unconscious and was so angry that he ate three big bowls of rice.

Every time he eats a bite of food, he would complain three bad things about the patriarch, saying that the patriarch has no martial ethics, that he cares about the patriarch, and that the patriarch is leading him into a ditch.

The patriarch is a heartless man.

The patriarch is not open.

The clan leader is a petty person...

Zhang Haifeng made some noises as he stuffed food into Zhang Haijun's mouth from time to time.

Zhang Xingyuan took a look and saw that it was another pair of immature iron trees, the kind that would bloom when they grew up.

Unfortunately, no results.

The Zhang family is still scheming against the Wang family, but it is totally unnecessary. The family will naturally be extinct in a few generations.

Zhang Haixing felt that this looked familiar. Could it be that her brother had some improper thoughts about the clan leader?

Zhang Haike: . . . .

This is your sister and you can’t hit her. I’m the brother, I’m straight, and I love her.

Get the hell out of your head.

So Zhang Haixing, who was eating, got a bang on the head.

"Eat seriously."

Zhang Haixing: . . . .

It doesn’t matter, she can go down the mountain and kill a few Japanese to liven up the atmosphere. This tomato fish is delicious.

"Brother, you eat too."