Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Chapter 574 I am Wu Laogou, I don’t want to get married and I don’t want to have children

In 1965, the largest tomb-robbing operation in history began.

Before they could set out, they were caught and demoted by their superiors. They have been tolerating this group of mentally ill people for a long time.

Zhang Qishan: . . . .

Zhang Rishan: . . . . .

Participants from the other nine gates: . . . . .

It’s okay for those who don’t go, but it’s none of their business for those who go.

As expected, there is no filter of heaven. If such an organization emerges, everyone will be killed.

As for the claim that you are wronged, please produce evidence.

Jie Jiu changed his mindset after the last time.

He teamed up with Er Yuehong.

I went to several other restaurants, but I didn’t go to Er Yue Hong or Chen Pi.

Banjie Li: I am disabled and I won’t go.

As for Wu Wei, what does it have to do with him? I will go if you ask me to, but he won’t go.

Blackback Laoliu: My pension insurance is here, what should I do?

I won't play the heart of politics.

When Chenpi heard in Guangxi that Zhang Qishan was demoted, he felt very sorry. Why couldn't he be shot?

Er Yuehong didn't even know that Chen Pi didn't listen to him at all. Anyway, he was doing well at the border.

Besides, he is not a good person, and the people around him are not good people either.

What to pay attention to.

Notice, take them out before they take him out.

Wang Yueban is now a teenager. Apart from attending classes every day, she goes home to cook.

He felt that life was wonderful as he ate the shredded radish pancakes and shredded radish beef pancakes he made himself.

It's just that he's very strange. Wu Ye always disappears for a while, and then it starts to rain heavily all over the country.

So, what he saw was true, and Master Wu was a god.

A god who makes it rain.

Under the guidance of Zhang Qilin and Hei Xiazi, Wang Yueban has become a Kung Fu Panda. He looks round and cute, but is actually very heavy.

The punch he threw out felt like a tractor.

Zhang Qilin even suspected that Wu Laogou had eaten something for him.

Wu Wei: He really didn’t give Xiaoyue any food, right? It’s good for everyone who stays around him.

But compared to daily practice, Xiaoyueban’s favorite thing is cooking.

The smell of fireworks makes him very happy, especially when people around him like the food he cooks.

Although Wu Wei doesn't like cooking anymore, he will still give Xiao Yueban some advice.

Fortunately, Xiao Yueban didn’t ask a lot of questions, otherwise he would have run away.

Now there are a few more people walking their dogs every day.

Even though his whole body is extremely round, he has both strength and speed.

Brother Xiaoman likes him very much.

This biped can cook, loves to cook, and cooks delicious food.

Zhang Qilin and Hei Xiazi wear new clothes every Chinese New Year. Hei Xiazi is very happy about it, but Zhang Qilin is unwilling to change.

He thinks navy blue looks best.

He refused the nice clothes with dark patterns that Wu Wei chose for him.

Especially during the Chinese New Year, when the whole family wore red, he was very resistant to it.

The colors are too bright.

Unfortunately, resistance was useless. Wu Wei stripped him of his clothes and put the black blind man's clothes on him immediately.

Because even Xiaoman and the others are wearing red vests.

So Zhang Qilin’s request for the blue one was rejected.

The guys' faces were also red, and if others saw them, they might think someone was getting married here.

As the days passed, the color of the city changed from gray to bright.

There are more clothes to choose from.

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, Zhang Qilin has gotten used to it. He looks good in anything he wears.

Blackback Laoliu accepted it with a pinched nose, after all, those who can't win have no right to speak.

Hei Xia Zi and Xiao Yue Ban were quite active. These two guys liked things with bright colors, and Wu Wei's taste was always good.

The master tailor in the family is still here.

Sometimes I am so tortured by the strange ideas of the black blind men that I want to bang my head against the wall. Their colorful black is amazing.

Wang Yueban also wants a rainbow of reds, each one is so outrageous.

Do you really think that these tailors and embroiderers are stars in the sky and can make wishes?

They are not turtles in the wishing well.

Except during the Chinese New Year, Zhang Qilin and Heibei Laoliu's clothes are all blue or black with dark patterns.

Wu's was the moon-white silver lines.

When Xie Yuchen was born, Wu Wei went to see her and wondered why the child was twins.

Wu Wei pulled Tiandao out for questioning, and Tiandao made some mouth movements.

"Innocent."

Wu Wei: . . . .

That's fine, never mind, this is your world, do whatever you want.

The twins of the Xie family, Xie Tianzhen and Xie Yuchen, were born in a warm and sunny place.

In this life, there will be no more evil things, and they will be each other's benefactors.

Hei Xia Zi has been really frustrated in recent years.

They moved to a new place to live, a stilt house in Guangxi, and two of them were still chirping inside.

Hei Xiazi's feet accidentally jumped out of the bamboo bed, leaving purple marks on it, and immediately a bony hand pulled him back.

The hot atmosphere melted the bed curtains, and Hei Xia Zi felt like he was entangled by a giant python with great strength.

He tilted his neck back, trying to escape the licking of some giant python's tongue.

I can hardly open my eyes and feel groggy. If I had known earlier, I should not have listened to the mute and lived with the elders. The mute would have been more restrained.

Now, the sheep has fallen into the tiger's mouth.

Dumb, this big liar!

I pushed him hard, but this guy's energy might as well be used to chopping rice dumplings, so why bother him?

Hei Xiazi tried to step back unconsciously, but was strangled by a pair of iron-like hands around his waist.

“…Let go!”

Don't move my elbow.

Zhang Qilin pretended he didn't hear anything and continued to move. When exercising, he didn't want to follow instructions.

His hands didn't loosen, but tightened instead, and he comforted the blind man from time to time.

His rhythm will not change.

Zhang Qilin looked at the blind man who was half asleep.

"You sleep, I'll do it myself."

Black Blind Man: ...

If he hadn't been too weak to fight, he would have kicked the guy long ago. God damn it, I'm sleeping, how can I sleep with you moving around like that!

Open your eyes and talk nonsense!

He wanted to ignore it, but his chest was bitten several times. What? Did he want to draw a map for me? He really didn't have this hobby.

People who get tattoos are not human!

Especially the dumb ones are so numerous.

Simply perverted.

The black bear couldn't help but bite back.

Zhang Qilin took back his soft-heartedness. The blind man still had strength and could still do it.

Then the wolf's tail wrapped around Zhang Qilin's hand, and he patted the person in his arms with his other hand, and started reading the Zhang Family Reproduction Booklet again. A blind man could do this.

Hei Xia Zi’s butt could no longer be kept, and there was applause.

His resistance was blocked and he could only whimper pitifully.

The face that opens the door like this must be that of a person of lower status. Don't judge a person by his appearance.

On a hot summer day, Zhang Qilin was teaching a blind man the correct way to use the Fa Qiu Finger.

Beijing.

Xiaoyue half-opened the antique shop to kill time.

He is not here to make money, he is here to experience life.

Wu Wei and Blackback Laoliu began a food tour across the country.

[The CP will be changed in the next world, this needs to be slow]

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