Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

In addition to the fact that Zhang Qiling himself is not talkative, Wang Yueban thinks that there is a big reason why Heixiazi is so talkative.

It's nothing, he's just too talkative and mean.

Even though Xiao Zhang had dodged him, he still approached him in a mean way and deliberately smothered Xiao Zhang.

Zhang Qiling: . . . .

I really want to hit someone.

When there is really no danger, his mouth is the biggest danger.

This strength was probably developed in order to satisfy his desire to talk bad. He asked Hei Xia Zi to change his career and at least saved many people who were angered to death by him.

The injured: . . . . .

Hei Xia Zi is no longer harming his underground employers, but he is harming them. Being injured is painful enough, and they spent money, but they were still hurt by the magic sound piercing their ears. However, the other party has good medical skills and high martial arts value, so they can only endure it. Unless they can't move, they will not stay if they can leave.

So Wang Yueban was also quite puzzled. Why did the people die so quickly when Hei Xia Zi was treating them? When he spoke, the wounded all had an expression as if they were saved.

For Wang Yueban, Xiao Zhang is her obedient daughter and Hei Xia Zi is her Husky-like son. If they don't play around one day, it's probably because they are sick and can't act anymore, not because they don't want to act.

This is what he deserves because he eats a combination of meat and vegetables, smokes and drinks, and eats rice wine and soy sauce.

The black bear that doesn't get on the ground is very noisy. It is a walking child with ADHD.

All the small animals in the back mountain were killed. The big yellow dog at home protested to Wang Yueban and wanted to throw the blind man out. Looking at the tangled big yellow dog, not only Wang Yueban was silent, but Zhang Qiling was also silent. Blind man, are you a pervert? You even killed the dog.

We in the Republic of China have realized that you are becoming more and more like a dog.

However, the tabby cat also helped the big yellow dog to get revenge. You can tell by looking at Black Blind's clothes, they are all torn. It shows how fast the tabby cat is that it could beat Black Blind.

"Fatty, look at the blind man's clothes, they are torn."

"Dumb, help the blind man beat them."

As for the complaints, the two decided to ignore them and let them handle it themselves.

“Woof woof woof, meow meow meow…”

Although I didn’t understand what was being said, I felt that it was very dirty.

The weekend is a daily routine for the family of three to go to the bathhouse, and they would scrub each other's backs in the yard.

Xiao Zhang is the most fragrant and the cleanest, while Hei Xiazi has the largest skeleton and is the fattest and the roundest.

A healthy and capable man looks like a decent person in front of the blind and mute guy.

Wang Yueban: . . . .

I'm okay, you know.

However, compared to the other two, his muscle density is indeed much lower, and because he doesn't exercise much, his flesh has become soft.

Hei Xia Zi was still laughing at the three people in the family, two of whom were soft, and Hei Ye was the hardest.

Those muscles, hehe.

Wang Yueban and Xiao Zhang looked at each other and were determined to teach Hei Xia Zi a lesson. One was the main attacker and the other was the auxiliary. They cooperated well and beat Hei Xia Zi until he cried out in pain.

He couldn't beat a mute alone, let alone a Fatty. Even though Fatty is not fat, he is very strong and his hits can hurt.

The result of several people playing around was that Hei Xia Zi was left alone, hurt and crying.

"No more playing. It's unfair for you to bully a blind man."

As he was about to lie on the ground, Wang Yueban and Xiao Zhang each picked up the black bear.

"dirty."

"Maidai."

The two of them said in unison, and Hei Xia Zi was really angry this time.

After going back to the house to rinse it clean, Wang Yueban didn’t want to make anything complicated, so he stewed the goose in an iron pot.

A goose that died with its eyes open.

The big yellow dog was very happy because he knew there were plenty of bones today and they were delicious.

Anyway, the big yellow dog eats whatever they eat. The tabby cat is very powerful and self-reliant. Sometimes it even drags rats and snakes in front of Xiao Zhang, but Xiao Zhang refuses them.

Zhang Qiling: . . . .

I don't eat this, thank you.

Tabby cat: . . . . .

Two-legged animals are picky eaters and difficult to raise.

When the delicious goose was eaten, Xiao Zhang went fishing, but he didn't know when he would be able to catch any fish, otherwise he would have to eat sauerkraut fish next time.

While Hei Xia Zi was washing dishes, Wang Yueban began to daydream.

You know what, Xiao Zhang’s hobby is quite comfortable.

Then Hei Xia Zi, who had finished washing the dishes, joined in, and finally, Xiao Zhang moved over silently. The three of them looked up at the bright moon.

At three o'clock in the morning, the rooster crowed.

Hei Xia Zi pulled Fatty and the Dummy to the roof to listen to the crowing of chickens in the entire village.

Wang Yueban: . . . .

Zhang Qiling: ……

There is no need for a reason to strangle someone to death, especially when the target is a black bear.

Although they are in good health, why are they staying up late at night?

Hei Xia Zi didn't care and started howling like a wolf in the middle of the night.

So the next day, rumors spread in the village.

"The village chief said not to go up the mountain recently because there are wolves there."

"That's right. It's scary in the middle of the night."

After seeing off the village chief Wang Yueban, he finally convinced the village chief Wang Yueban by showing his hunting rifle. He was really tired. Blind man, you are a lone wolf on the grassland. Go howl on the grassland and don't stay at home. This is not right.

I don't know what's going on with Hei Xia Zi recently. He says he wants a birthday present.

One of them doesn’t tell you his birthday, and the other doesn’t remember his birthday. They just look at you eagerly and ask you if you agree.

How can I not agree? They are all children and I can’t favor one over the other.

So they regarded the day when the three of them met as their birthday. It was great, they could celebrate three birthdays in one day.

Xiao Zhang tilted his head and said, "There's a share for me too. You guys really know how to have fun."

There were three customized birthday cakes: the little yellow chicken cake, the eagle cake, and Wang Yueban’s own panda cake. They agreed that each person would eat his own cake.

As a result, Hei Xia Zi and Xiao Zhang both dug a big piece of his red panda cake.

Wang Yueban: . . . . .

What centenarian? These two guys were only three years old at most. So, he also took a piece of their cake. Hei Xia Zi didn't care, but Xiao Zhang was reluctant to eat the little yellow chicken cake. His eyes were full of condemnation.

Unfortunately, Hei Xia Zi and Wang Yueban were both a bit bad to some extent. The more they cared, the more they wanted to take action. Hei Xia Zi took advantage of the mute's inattention and dug out most of it. Now Xiao Zhang was really angry. It was too much.

So for this birthday cake party, everyone was doing parkour. In this way, no one dropped the cake and everyone ate it all. But their faces were covered with cream, and they all looked like cats.

As they watched, all three of them laughed.

After wiping his face, Pangpang brought out three bowls of longevity noodles.

"Blind man, one gift for each year, one inch of joy."

"Xiao Zhang, be happy and joyful, and live forever."

"Finally, I wish myself eternal happiness every year."

I'm glad to meet you.

There was still a lot of food on the table. Fortunately, the three of them had big appetites, so nothing would be wasted.

But no one wants to wash the dishes this time, so let’s draw lots to wash them tomorrow.

For Zhang Qiling, he had never had such a happy birthday. He liked such days and hoped they would last forever.

Hei Xia Zi drank some wine, and his eyes and brows softened. He didn't wear sunglasses at home. Anyway, the two guys at home didn't think his eyes were strange at all.

Pang Pang also said that silver eyes are a standard feature of the protagonist and can charm both men and women.

Hei Xiazi just took it as a consolation.

He also likes his current life, and he is generous enough to forgive Pang Pang for treating them as his sons.